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>almost lost viriginity on saturday >sitting on bed >got

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>almost lost viriginity on saturday
>sitting on bed
>got my first kiss which she initiated
>felt embarrassed like I wasn't doing it right but she didn't say anything and kept going
>eventually she started putting her hand down my jeans but I had a belt on so it was sort of in and out
>asked her 'can I see your clitoris'
>she starts laughing and is like 'what's a cli-tore-us? cli-tore-us? what the heck? It sounds like a dinosaur'
>she just keeps repeating it and laughing and it totally kills the mood and eventually we go back to talking and since then she barely texts me back

Did mispronouncing clitoris all my life seriously cost me my chance at finally having sex? That's seriously just my luck.
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Sorry but asking "can I see your clitoris" is a little weird. Most chicks would rather you just try to look yourself or better yet ask to lick them and then you will see it anyway when they present it to you
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>"can I see your clitoris"
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M'Lady may I please have sexual intercourse with you?
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>c-can I see your clitoris
>she tears it out and gives it to you,so you can have a closer look at it
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I pronounce it like that too OP. I didn't even think there was a different way.

Cl-eye-tore-us? That's just dumb.

I'm seriously baffled right now and don't know if I'm being maymayed. There seems to be no other sane way to say it.
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Why didn't you say pussy baka
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>>36166103
Because the clit isn't the entire vagina
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>>36166082
I think op pronounce it cliTORIS instead of CLIToris. Misplaced the emphasis
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