Let's see who's actually a robot here >Age >Virgin

>Age
18
>virgin
Lose it 5 years ago
>Last time you were outside
1 day ago
>job
Student
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
About 4 hours ago.
>Number of friends
Real close friends? Then answer is 5. If not answer is more than 100.

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>>36164293
>33
>Yes
>Friday
>Retail wage slave
>Friday, at work
>1

>>36164293
>>Age
26
>>Virgin
N
>>Last time you were outside
Today
>>Job
None
>>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
I spoke to the cashier at taco bell yesterday if that counts. If not my ex 6 months ago
>>Number of friends
0

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>Age
almost 25

>Virgin
lost hetero virgin at 23, still gay virgin

>Last time you were outside
today

>Job
graphic design / code monkey

>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Last week, engaged co-worker (excluding her, i'd have to go back months)

>Number of friends
5 or under

>Age
18
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
This morning after class
>Job
Student
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Including professors, few hours ago, not including, a week ago
>Number of friends
1, he's back home so none within 100 miles

>>36164293
>42
>virgin
>yesterday
>unemployed
>took my ice cream order 3 nights ago
>3 i rarely see

>>36164543
>>36164393
That can't be real.. you guys are so old to be virgins nice troll.

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>>36164584
le comment

19
Yes
About 30 hours ago
Student
Wednesday
Around 6 pretty close friends, maybe like 2 or 3 more that I'm not so close with but we hang out as a group sometimes

>>36164293
>>18
>>Virgin
>>just got off work so
>>coffee shop
>>a customer
>>4 ig

>>36164293

>Age
19
>Virgin
>Last time you were outside
This afternoon
>Job
Part-time farmer
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Friday night
>Number of friends
6 close friends, 8+ generic friends

I'm not a robot btw

>>36164293
>Age
19
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time I was outside
This morning
>Job
No
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
The checkout lady at Meijer last week
>Number of friends
0

>>36164293
>Age
19
>Virgin
Yes. Also a kissless one. Wizard Wand incoming
>Last time outside
Last friday. Graduation-party
>Job
I'm delivering newspapers...
>Last talk to a grill
Graduation Party when I was drunk as hell. It was quite nice and deep.
Amount of pals.
Male: like 4, but I'll maybe just stay in contact to one of them after I'm going to university.
Female: 2, bit I'll also keep onky with one of them the connection up

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>19
>Nope
>About 10 minutes ago
>Uni student
>About 10 minutes ago
>Depends. Close friends? About twenty. Friends I keep up with regularly, hang out with at least once a month? About a hundred.

Not a robot at all desu I come on this board to encourage you to improve your lives when robots shitpost on the boards I frequent

>>36164656
forgot

>virgin
lost my virginity three years ago

>>36164688
>20 close friends

Dude, thats quite toxic for your psyche.

>>36164688
Nice to see another normal human being in this hellhole

>>36164688
You remind me why I hate my ex

He's really social and successful, unlike me

>>36164293
>21
>not a virgin
>yesterday
>none
>yesterday, also am girl
>maybe only half a dozen?
girls can be robots too

>>36164293
>>Age
20
>>Virgin
si senpai
>>Last time you were outside
Last monday
>>Job
Student,
>>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Nearing 2 years, don't really feel wierd about it, I'm not a sperg but maybe with so much time passed I would sperg for the first time in my life.
>>Number of friends
5, pushed good people out if my life, hope to reconcile one day

>age
18
>virgin
yes
>last time you were outside
today
>job
Uni student, part time custodial job
>last time you spoke to a female
this morning
>number of friends
2 close friends, 10+ regular friends.
Im OK with my situation, but Im striving for better (even though Im still on r9k

>>36164720
At least you had a girlfriend, not many robots could say the same thing

>>36164719
He may be a normie but there is nothing normal nor true about having twenty close friends, I doubt they are close.

>>36164293
>Age
25
>Virgin
yes
>Last time you were outside
i'm homeless
>Job
got hired as flatbed truck driver in 3 weeks
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
yesterday
>Number of friends
significant, only 1

>Age
29
>Virgin
yes
>Last time you were outside
Today, had to get cat food
>Job
left current job last week, starting a new one next week
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
The cashier at the shop was a female
>Number of friends
0 irl, 2 online friends

>>36164737
the word robot means virgin, that was why this board was created and the entire point of r9k, you are not a robot please leave

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>>36164293

>Age
26
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
1 week
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
I haven't talked to a female for one year
>Number of friends
None

>>36164293
>Age
24
>Virgin
Lost at 7.
>Last time you were outside
30 minutes ago to get food.
>Job
Computer engineer for a defense contractor.
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
An hour ago, to a cashier.
>Number of friends
0. Lots of acquaintances though.

>>36164742
He, male, and it was online for 4-5 months

I wouldnt be surprised if a woman could achieve that much social ease, but for an average-looking dude like him to...

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>>36164753
>last time ousside
>I'm homeles

Kek

>>36164766
>the word robot means virgin
no it doesn't
>that was why this board was created
no it wasn't
>and the entire point of r9k
no it isn't
>you are not a robot
yes I am
>please leave
no

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>>36164783
>7
I hope you omitted a number

>>36164293

>Age
22
>Virgin
No
>Last time you were outside
Today
>Job
None
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
18 months ago
>Number of friends
3

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>>36164738
I'm the definition of a failed Normie, unlike most people here I'm far, FAR from giving up. I'm making moves to get out if this shit hole life. I got at least 10 more years before I consider suicide. FeelsGoodMan.

>>36164801
Were you here when r9k was created dumbass? Because I was, and yes every member agreed to virgin only rules.

>>36164814
I don't count cashier/waitress formalities a conversation.

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>>36164814
>virgin
>no
one of these is not like the other

>>36164838
I don't see "no virgins, no women" in the rules

>>36164293

>Age
26
>Virgin
Nope
>Last time you were outside
Today
>Job
Accountant
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Last night, with my gf
>Number of friends
About 6 really close friends and a couple dozen people who I'm friendly with on a casual basis

>>36164787
It's the attitude that make people like you. I'm ugly but i can be social like a normie/chad.

>>36164293

>Age
18
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
5 days ago
>Job
Student
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
5 days ago
>Number of friends
2 acquaintances

>>36164293
>22
>Not a virgin
>Yesterday
>Landlord
>Last night
>7
Hope I'm not to normal to be here! I like it here

>>36164871
You hear just to laugh at robots then huh?

>18
>Yes
>20 minutes ago
>Student
>3 days ago Teamspeak while playing CS
>5

>>36164878
I'm perfectly fine continuing a convo, I can respond great to a convo, keep one going, reply with interesting things, make someone smile

But I can't start one myself. Literally just it's impossible-feeling. I can't approach or start a "casual" conversation with a stranger

>>36164293
29
Yes
Monday to satuday
Phone company
Like a 30min
1 friend

>>36164716
>>36164748
It depends on how you define close. I see (or speak to if they're far away) those twenty-ish people multiple times every week, for usually a couple hours at a time.
>1 girlfriend, seen every day
>3 roommates, friends from high school I hang out with every day
>2 girls in our building that come chill in our room every day or two, eat with us, bake things for us, etc
>7 people in almost all of my classes (plus 1 of the roommates, we share a small tight-knit major) that I see every day, work with after classes, eat lunch with, watch a movie or go out with on weekends
>1 roommate's girlfriend that was every-day close to us in high school, now we hang out whenever she comes to visit
>1 of the other girls in our building who also came to our room all the time who is studying abroad this semester
>1 best friend who goes to a distant uni but is transferring here next semester
>2 other distant guys I talk to at least every two days and will spend all summer hanging out with
So that's 19. If you don't believe me that's fine, I'm just good at meeting people and being likable.

>Age
20

>Virgin
No, had sex twice

>Last time you were outside
30 minutes ago

>Job
Not at the moment
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Like a day ago but over text

>Number of friends
Pretty much zero, some fake friends try to say hi to me but I know there's nothing between us. My cousin is basically my only friend we talk everyday and are the same age and have same interests.

>>36164926
Have you at leat tried to start one?

>>36164864
It's literally in the OP you demiqueer transfaggot
>Gender is not a question here as females cannot be robots

>>36165015
but they can, I'm a robot

>>36164921
Not at all. If not for my being a good guitarist/singer I'd be a robot. Five years ago I was a college dropout with no job or skills, and I couldn't even make a phone call with turning into a flustered, stuttering mess.

>>36164985
With a TOTAL stranger, first-time-ever-meeting? I can't remember the last time I even accomplished that. Probably last year at a small music venue because it was a guy, there was already a mutual interest, he looked kinda weird/reserved so I didn't feel any pressure.

>Age
22
>Virgin
No
>Last time you were outside
Today
>Job
Cellphone salesman
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
A few hours ago
>Number of friends
4

>>36165018
Ok "dude", sure

I mean if you say so, "bro"

>>36164293
>Age
21
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
Yesterday
>Job
Shitty cashier job
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
I don't remember
>Number of friends
0

Am I welcome here boyos?

>Age
20
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
Yesterday
>Job
STEM student
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
months
>Number of friends
4

>>36165041
Yeah, it's kinda hard at first time. My only advice is to meet other people (co-workers/friends of friend/new students) and try.

p.s. talking about important things (politics, culture, philosphy) may not be the best thing to do, but sometimes it is

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>>36164871
>>36164919
>>36164814
>>36164783
>>36164737
>>36164688
>>36164445
>>36164433
>>36164366
Normies get out REEEEEEEE
Only wizards or wizards in waiting can be robots! This stupid meme of cyborgs being robots isn't true!

>>36165144
Honestly it's probably the inexperience, youre right

I live in an area where very little people are my age or speak english. I have no friends here either

I've been busting my ass trying to move somewhere where I'd have actual opportunities to talk with people I can relate to, make friends, etc. It's gonna happen within the next few months but right now every day is painful and isolated

Thanks for reading my blog

>Age
26ish
>Virgin
Sort of
>Last time you were outside
today, had to go to the store
>Job
nope
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
months ago, unless you count cashier, or if you're talking females that aren't paid to talk to me, years ago
>Number of friends
1ish

>>36164293
>Age
40
>Virgin
No, only because of escort and adult theater sex
>Last time you were outside
3 days ago
>Job
Boom operator
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
at least a week
>Number of friends
zero.

>23
>Yes
>Technically get in the car to get to school. Not counting shit like that, can't recall.
>30 minutes ago as I have them in a group project.
>Maybe 4 but 3 I almost never speak too and the 4th is my older brothers friend.

>>36164293
>Age
20
>Virgin
No (but I only had sex once in my life 2 months ago)
>Last time you were outside
1 week ago
>Job
Still in uni
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Today
>Number of friends
Close friends: 15. Regular friends: 75-100 or so

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>>36164293
>Age
24
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
2 days ago
>Job
Unemployed
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
2 days ago
>Number of friends
around 10?

my virginity is entirely my fault

>>36164812
Nope.

Technically, it was rape.

One of many.

>>36165361
Sorry to hear that anon, having a clean childhood is a privilege these days

>>36165155
Try and make me, faglord

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>>36164293
>Age
21
>Virgin
Ye
>Last time you were outside
Yesterday. If i wasnt a wagecuck, Id never leave the house
>Job
Retailcuck
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
A couple days ago.
>Number of friends
1 Chad friend

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>Age
19
>Virgin
You bet
>Last time you were outside
Yesterday
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
The cashier at speedway
>Number of friends
5 online friends and 0 real life friends

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>Age
23
>Virgin
check
>Last time you were outside
few hours ago, coming home from class
>Job
student but failing all my classes
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
friday
>Number of friends
only one I regularly meet outside of uni but like 3 I talk to on Steam

>>36164293
>Age
18
>virgin
yes
>Last time you were outside
This morning
>Job
No,school
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
friday
>number of friends
5 close friends

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>>36165155
literally this what the fuck is wrong with all of these normies here
are they here to mock us?

>>36165639
Yes. That's what all these moderately successful people are choosing to do with their free time. It's all about you.

>>36165639
4chan is not a secret club for manchildren neets. I thought it was when I was 14 and posting on /b/, but now I realize that it's a retarded mindset that will only serve to worsen your life. /r9k/ as a whole is a toxic place that will only make you more lonely and frustrated. Go some place that caters to your hobbies instead, like /ck/ or /lit/.

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>Age
19
>Virgin
nooo
>Last time you were outside
does taking out the trash count? today. if not, 2+ months?
>Job
no job
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
I don't remember. probably exchanged a few words last time I got food.(i.e. the last time I went out lol)
>Number of friends
1(online), but haven't spoken in a couple weeks

>>36164293
OP Here

>Age
20
>Virgin
Yup
>Last time you were outside
Yesterday, I work weekends so I only leave the house Saturday and Sunday
>Job
Retail
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Yesterday
>Number of friends
0

>Age
27
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
Lunchtime
>Job
Programmer
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Saturday
>Number of friends
20?

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>>36165721
then what the fuck are they doing in a forum explicitly for robots (ie. losers)

>>36165750
I also post on several boards for my autistic interests but it's nice to occasionally talk to people who know what it's like (ie. not fucking normies who should go back to facebook)

>>36164293
>>Age
19
>>Virgin
yes
>>Last time you were outside
Yesterday
>>Job
nah
>>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
a couple of hours ago
>>Number of friends
Close friends would be 4 but otherwise I have a decent social circle

>>36164293
>22
>no
>haven't been outside in many months
>NEET
>high school English teacher
>0

>>36165829
People of all walks of life post here. It's been that way since the beginning. Maybe you'd know that if you weren't so new.

>>36165951
that was the idea behind the first time this board was made, the second time moot said it will be a sperg containment board, after /pol/ harbor normalfaggots flooded here and decided to stay.

>>36164293
>Age
22
>Virgin
yes
>Last time you were outside
tuesday two weeks ago
>Job
never had one
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
a cashier or bartender about two weeks ago
>Number of friends
no real close friends but two old hs buddies i meet with every few weeks/months

>>36165951
yes they've always been here mocking us
this board has always been for robots and having a place for robots to talk about robot things is the explicit reason why moot brought it back you normie fuck
why aren't you out fucking your girlfriend or talking to your friends

>Age
19
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
Today
>Job
Student. No job due to severe anxiety
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Friday but in a group setting (college). It's been weeks since I've had private convo with a female
>Number of friends
Around 10

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>>36164293
>Age
18
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
Yesterday, but trust me I was extremely reluctant and had a big fight over it. Before that I hadn't gone outside in 10 days.
>Job
Student
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Honestly cannot remember. We're talking months here if you don't include teachers.
>Number of friends
0 irl friends, 5 online friends

>>36164293
>Age
18
>Virgin
Yes
>Last time you were outside
Today, grandfather's birthday, also driving. Last time was on friday, walking to work.
>Job
Voluntary year at a youth centre, tried to tackle my anxiety issues head-on.
>Last time you spoke to a female you aren't related to
Friday at work.
>Number of friends
7, with a few people more that I like, but don't consider friends. That's the one thing I achieved in my life, finding god-tier friends.