lost my virginity with her

Congratulations do you want an award for being such a good boy?

Hookers are 0.5 points
Now ur a vir

>>36163936
You gave her money.

You're still a virgin.

>>36163936
You kissed a hooker just to be able to tell people you aren't a kv anymore...?

>>36163936

This was so fucking cute. I'm proud of you.

>>36163936
Where'd you get the hooker from?

>>36163936
Isn't losing your virginity to a hooker the same thing as a hunter buying buying his "kill" from a market? How is this a conquest on any level?

my willy got hard while reading this story

Dipping cock in pussy equals not a virgin anymore

Pathetic yes, but not a virgin.

I won't congratulate you OP, it's still pathetic.

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>>36163936

Fucking cried over here
I know she's a hooker but the fact that there was more romance on this GT with a hooker than in my entire life made me cry .

>>36164082

He decided to no longer be a virgin and did it. It still requires courage to have sex with a woman, even, ESPECIALLY, if you pay her.

>>36164121

You too can see a hooker, anon. You can also find a girlfriend.

>>36163936
Also, OP, get yourself tested. =\

>>36163936
I might have to visit Rhode Island sometime and give this a try

>>36163992
no way I'm doing it again thanks

>>36164184

Find your own escort, fag.

>>36163997
This. You haven't really lost your virginity until you've seduced a woman who actually wants to have sex with you. There's no accomplishment to fucking a hooker, literally anyone can do it.

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Anyone here thought about paying a hooker just to cuddle?

I asked one to cuddle once and she just said "no thanks"

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>10 seconds

Hahahhahahhahahaha

>>36164487

>doesn't understand that 10 seconds in TAP is pretty respectable

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>>36163936

>her

originalo

>>36164463
"Cuddle parties" are literally a thing today. You don't need to pay anyone.

>>36164509

TAP?

Ok this comment is not original but I'm curious so yeah original comment pls

>>36164487
>>36164509

Not him, but I had problems cumming at all during my first time. The condoms kill all feelings thing isn't simply a meme.

>>36164463
No. That would be the most pathetic thing in the world.

Did it. Spent an hour just cuddling and watching garbage TV. Don't regret it.

>11/10
>9/10

She's a 5/10 at best. Do americans just think
""not fat = 11/10""

WTF? How can you even think she is hot?

>>36164538
>cuddle party
>show up
>12 obese men in their 60's want to cuddle.

ok

>>36163936
>I lost my virginity guys!
>Story about fucking an escort

That's like buying a Lombardi Trophy and calling yourself a Superbowl winner.

>>36164546

Dat TAP, son.

>>36164547

>I make up stories

>>36164576
Diff'rent strokes, brah.

>>36164455
Then why are there thousands of robots here that haven't. Not saying it's the same as fucking a girl who wants it but at least he did something about it and evidently makes enough money to make it happen.
Would you say a guy in a wolf of wall street situation was a loser because he would rather snort coke off a hooker than his wife? The only difference is how you perceive it

>>36164589
>>I make up stories

And I don't. Glad that we sorted that out, mate.

>>36164625

>my posts are true facts

You are just excited from the moment but shit like this is very hollow. At some point you will realize, sex without a relationship is pointless. Notice how much u loved the kissing? Imagine if someone actually wanted to do that with you, with your minds both caring for one another in life, filled with great memories. This hooker didnt give a shit about you. You basically paid for a masturbation toy session using a human being. On top of that, it was with a condom. You probably came in 10 seconds just from the excitement of seeing a naked body and knowing that its sex. I know this cause i lost my virginity the same fucking way!!! I reacted happily the same fucking way!!!

>>36164455
They all make you pay one way or another

>>36164624
>Then why are there thousands of robots here that haven't.
Because they're poor, live in a place where it's illegal, or they still have some self respect.

>Would you say a guy in a wolf of wall street situation was a loser
Uh, yes obviously. That's kind of the whole point of the movie.

is there a way to tell if you will be a premature ejaculator? i can control my orgasm for over and hour watching porn and can get close to coming, stop, then go fast again right after

>>36164624
>Why hasn't every robot fucked a hooker already if it's so easy?
Because they aren't desperate enough.

A Wolf on Wall Street nigger isn't comparable to a robot. You said yourself he's got a wife waiting at home. Choosing to bang hookers as easy discreet side-pieces because you're loaded enough not to care about the money isn't the same as being worn down by loneliness for 20+ years before desperation finally breaks you and you throw down for the only person you can get to fuck you: Someone doing it as a business transaction.

>>36164547
Yea I really need to stop jerking off cause I had my first experience with a girl and realized my dick really isn't that sensitive. and now I think about it when I do beat off, like the actually cumming part feels good but my dick isn't actually very sensitive. But I'm so use to jerking off that it's hard to stop, like if I'm bored and got nothing to do my brain subconciousy knows that jerking off feels good and will be entertaining while doing it so it's hard to get off my mind.

>the autist that posts the "I have trouble cumming" fiction

>>36164846
>He's never been on SSRIs
Check out the normie over here.

>>36164846
Why do 10-second lasting quick dicks get so triggered by this?

>>36164879

>he never takes stinky dumps every morning

Out, normal.

>>36163997
Most women are whores anyway, they expect you to pay up one way or another. Be nice to the guy

What do you mean you are not supposed to kiss OP? I'm thinking of going this route soon...

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>>36164888

Because you're lying and gay.

If you can pay for sex then you don't belong here. If you want to be a true robot you have to hone your sense of self-hatred to the point that the idea of inflicting yourself upon another human being, even one being paid to be there, is one that fills you with nothing but shame.

You are like a baby to me.

>>36164576
>WTF? How can you even think she is hot?
dunno, I guess she is my type. Also i'm not americano

>>36164904
Ignore him, mate. He got all of his knowledge of prostitution from watching Pretty Woman.

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>>36163936
>paid to kiss a whore who's slept with hundreds of men and kissed them and licked other men's assholes and then cum in 10 seconds and even hold her and shit
>actually thinking a whore is attractive.
Lmao seriously you're a beta cuck don't ever tell anyone you had sex with a prostitute that isn't on 4chan. It's disgusting that you valued and treated her higher than what she is.

>>36164846
It's pretty normal. It might seem better than ejaculating early, and it probably is, but it's somewhat awkward too.
I couldn't cum at all because I felt somewhat uncomfortable.

>>36163936
Did you tell her you were a virgin? Unoringinal

>>36164624
>snort coke off a hooker than his wife?
>ever snorting coke off of your wife
You fucking idiot no man wants to degrade his wife like he does a hooker.
Men don't want to marry whores and crackheads, the whole fucking point is you leave the degenerate stuff outside the home.

>>36165022

>I couldn't cum at all

Because you never had sex

>>36164904
umm, because most people find it disgusting to kiss woman whose job is sucking dicks?

>>36165007
Well it's the best us robots can have anyway and it's not like there will ever be a girl we could tell this to, lmao.

>not kissing her and tongueing her birthday

>>36163936
Damn son. She is fucking hot. And the fact that she actually gave you her panties for fre is inda cute.
Gonna go again?

Maybe don't do meth again though.

I failed to get hard my first time with an escort, the fact that I used to fap many times a day for years fucked my sexuality, I was shameful
Then I stopped fapping for 2 months and I paid another escort.
I got hard from simply seeing her body and I ejaculated in a few seconds, she let me have a second load and I didn't last more than 2-3 minutes.

Too much
Porn and masturbation seriously fuck your sexuality up lads its not a meme

>>36164455
There's literally 0 difference between flexing your status and resources to try to bag a woman and straight buying one other than the hooker is ALWAYS the better value.

>>36165150
>tfw easily get hard but can't cum from sex with a woman
This shit sucks.

>>36165167

It's called self control. Robots don't have it else they would get their shit together and not blame their shitty life on everyone else.

I've had a bit of cash set aside for a while to hire a certain transgender escort but I just can't get up the courage to make the call, nevermind actually go through with it.

>>36165410
Why? Escorts are used to see permavirgin beta

>>36163936
All these jealous people in here... High five anon

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>>36163936
Post panties with timestamp, because i don't fucking believe you.

>>36163936
how do you get a hooker? helb

>>36165707
By living in a free country

>>36165455
Partly because I'm just that - a permavirgin beta. And partly the guilt at the thought that I'd be potentially exploiting someone's financial desperation just to get my rocks off.

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>>36165550
photo of acquired panties

>>36163936
>Losing your arcane knowledge and power to a slut.

You dun goofed op

>>36165783
REEEEEEEEE

i live in Paris, is there no hope for me?

>>36165954

This is pathetic shes not your gf u dumbfuck creep

>>36165994
Ah ouais votre gouvernement vous a cuck
Feels good de vivre a Bruxelles, on a meme des vitrines :)

>>36163936
>lost virginity to skeletress
C-Congratulations OP.

>>36165954
Post your dick in those op

How do you maintain an erection with a condom on? Literally impossible for me. This is why I never bother with escorts.

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>>36163936
She looks hot.

Escorts usually allow unlimited cum btw so you didn't need to sperg out and leave if you had time left.

>>36164547
>>36164846
its true desu, my boyfriend can last for a long time if he wants to and i dont even know how men enjoy sex with a condom on

>>36167166
That's because he jerked off beforehand.

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>>36164463
Yes. You'd get to pick out your ideal woman and then have her pretend to be your gf and just do all the things you've missed in life with her, barring sex. It would be just what I want and just what I need.

Since I'm so desperate, I'm giving one last shot with a girl I know and am reasonably close to even though I'm not 100% sure I'm going to succeed. We'll see after Wednesday.

>>36164096
Same, I'm stroking it as I type out this reply.

>>36165007
>thinking an attractive girl is attractive