30+

> found out how to make money from StubHub
> Makes $200k+ from scalping tickets in the past 3 years
> New gaming PC, paid off debt, moved out from parents place
> Everyone thinks I'm selling drugs
I had the best birthday party at 30. I think things are going pretty well

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>>36163657
33 here

I am ready to die as fuck, my guys

>>36163740
Can I get a quick rundown? I want to know how you make money on this please

>>36163657
>34
>filing for disability
>waiting for my parents to die to live off rental income

My balls droppet at least 2 inches when I turned 30, I shit myself more often, and my ears grow a lot of hair, besides that most things are the same

>>36163657
3000 year old Wraith of Pure Hatred and Malign reporting in

I haven't jacked off in nearly three centuries

All fetishes that can exist have faded in interest

All knowledge that can be acquired I have done so and I have mastered every spell

I have amassed such a reservoir of wealth that getting laid would be easy but I would immediately die

I have plans to enslave humanity and build temples to the Dark Gods so that I might ascend and become a universe myself

>>36163740
i tried to make money by scalping coachella tickets.

they ended up getting lost in the mail and coachella people wouldnt help me, nor would the post office.

ended up losing like $700.

>>36164851
Nigga what? That's not how 30 goes, what the fuck are you doing?

27yo here
feel like i will hit 30 anytime soon because of how fast the time goes.
next year, i will be 28 on the 2nd month on the 8th day in the year 2018 at 8pm and i believe something is going to happen. neet since 2010 and single/friendless since 2007.
any advice?

34, still living with mother, no degree, job or savings.

Jumped on the learn to code meme. Probably going to fail miserably like everything else I do in life.

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>it's already almost mid-april.

god fucking damnit. the years just seem to go faster and faster. i'm feeling like i'm already near my 40's. (32 here)