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>>36154993
I saw a thread from a guy who looked just like someone who goes to my uni a while back he even said he was from my state but claimed it wasn't him and then went as far as to say he was underage, either way fuck you
>jake
>black hair
>glasses
>ambiguously mexican

>Sam
>Used to host lan parties at dad's house
>Blast through life on cruise control and wish you had more time for your hobbies

>>36154993
>>likes Hammers of Misfortune
I want to be friends with Joe

>josh
>brown hair
>total asshole to his brother
>is probably secretly gay

>Nicholas
>Black hair w/ shaved sides
>Collects his empty whey protein bottles on a shelf
>Jenkem enthusiast as a result of his superior stool void of any processed foods or any food at all

>>36155132
Joe is a pretty cool guy. Introduced me to a lot of bands like that. He used to be really angry but I saw him one day after a year or so and he was the nicest motherfucker. Really happy for him. Still suspect he's a 4channer though.

jon
>we talk online every thursday at 11PM with our other friend

text me if you see this

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hello fellow robots mmm yeah

>>36155446
I've seen this pic for years and I really want a followup to the fat one. Jesus he's like what, 20 at most in that pic and at least 400 pounds? He's probably an immobile amorphous blob now

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>cody
>skelly faggot
>airforce fag
>has fat whiny fiancee/wife
>nicknamed "mew"

I kinda miss you and your stupid scarfs you know.

>cody
>skelly faggot
>also airforce fag
>has fat whiny fiancee/wife
>nicknamed "mew"

I kinda miss you and your stupid scarfs you know. Sometimes I wonder if you still wear them.

>carlos
>columbian
>swimmer but injured his shoulder
>eminent poet

A long shot but maybe.

>>36155341
Have you tried his jenkem?

>>36155551
Once when the supermarket was out of whippets, I experienced clarity followed by an overwhelming feeling to join the local crossfit

>>36154993
>Tfw you have no friends so you know you won't get named in this thread

>>36155685
It's okay have a (You) as I call you out for already being on 4chan, buddy

>>36155856
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated. I really didn't think that would be unoriginal.