>Open your window >See this Wat do?

Push her down.

>>36148040
Push her in

>>36148040
equip boner

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>>36148040
Bassicly this dude

>>36148040
Take her cigarette and make small talk until I finish it. At which point id return from whence I came.

>>36148040
Close window. Must be some weird stacy ritual. If she wants me to get involved she can ask.

feed her dick

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>>36148056
I love you r9k
My life without you would be such a cruel and dark place

>>36148040
reee at her for being in my smoking spot.
Also feel annoyed that she reminds me of my ex

>>36148198
Wtf nobody has ever said this before???

>>36148410
the filter resets all the time. It's kind of pointless really.

>>36148066
You mean pull?

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>>36148626
No. Push because robots cant pull out.

I close window

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>>36148040
Who the fuck are you. Go away.

>>36148040
>Inform her of all the negative effects on your health smoking can cause.
>take her cigarette and put it out
>remind her that smokers are jokers then close the window.

>>36148040
wonder why (OP) keeps posting

>>36148040
Take her cigarette, smoke it, shut the window and go back to doing what i was doing.

>>36149246
whato?

>>36148040

laugh and ask who the fuck she is before telling her to leave before I call the police.

>>36148040
Ask for a ciggy

>>36148040
IVE HAD HER IMAGE UP FOR 2 HOURS NOW OP
LOOKING AT HER MAKES ME UPSET
I WANT HER SO FUCKING MUCH
DONT TEASE ME LIKE THIS

>>36148751
Abra kekabra

>>36148040
>remove her shorts
>lick her AYYYY LMAO pussy while she smokes her cigarette

>>36148040
Kiss her where she poops and enjoy it

>>36148040
close the window. The roastie sleeps outside tonight

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>>36148040
>>Open your window

>>36148040
>grab her legs
>suck on those delicious loli toes

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>>36148040
By Allah and in the name of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and his greatest imam Ali (PBUH) I shall hand her a headscarf

>>36148040
"Wow Tinkerbell you've certainly grown up!

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>>36148040
Grab her throat. Slam her head against the floor. Gag her. Tear her clothes off. Rape her. Cum inside. Slice her throat. Carve her. Keep some of the meat to try the taste. Dispose of the rest deep in the woods. Making trips with her in my backpack to avoid suspicion. I do enjoy hiking

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>>36148040
Answer me RIGHT NOW OP is that girl's name Heather?

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>>36148040
>"Smoking's bad for you"

Then take her in and take care of her and try to raise her right as a kind of older brother figure while trying to fight back my attraction to her, even when she comes on to me, until we eventually get in a really big fight almost a year in around Christmas time partly caused by all the sexual tension and then in the middle of it while we're screaming at each other she kisses me and I give in and we make beautiful love to each other. After this while she's asleep I'll pick her drop her at my mom's house while full of shame for what I've done and leave to start a new life either on a crabbing boat in Alaska or as Marine, I haven't decided yet but the point is I'll end up dying on the job causing the girl to feel eternally guilty for the rest of her life and unable to love anyone ever again, designated to eternal loneliness. Dumb bitch shouldn't have broken into my house.

eww smokers. There's only one way of dealing with them. make them go cold turkey.

>>36148040
>brown eyes
>tan skin
>cigarette
>shitty unheard of band t-shirt
>barefoot
>terrible hair color
>tacky, not cool beads, only on one wrist

5/10 I would sex her, but only after she finished her cigarette outside since I hate smoke. I would then give her a pair of socks and a pokemon shirt and while she's sleeping take her phone number and put 20 dollars in her purse (or bra), 4 5 dollar bills of course. I would carry her out to a field and we would watch the sun rise together while eating leftover meat lovers pizza from papa Murphys and drinking grape powerade. She'd say this was the sweetest thing anyone's done for her and give me a big hug with tears in her eyes. I'd respond by saying it's because you're the most beautiful woman I've laid eyes on. In a month I'd send her a text to meet at a local taco bell where I'd be waiting outside with a trench coat and sandals, propped up agai the wall all cool like. She'd do again me right then and there. We'd grunt passionately for 26 minutes exactly, and when we were finished, the taco bell staff would come out and congratulate me with a complimentary free supreme taco. I don't like ranch, so I'd throw it across the parking lot, making a big splatter on the ground. Melody (I'm calling her that) would think I'm so cool for doing that, she'd ask us to get married right there.

I reveal to her this was all just a ruse and I'd never marry a loser like her, do a 360 and walk away.

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>>36154434
wew
that was pretty cringy

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Its Anya Taylor, some actress

>>36155201
I just want to cuddle and comfort her. She's so cute.

>>36148040
Ask her what happened to her left eye and steal her Fleetwood Mac shirt.

fly to my hive

>>36148040
can I get a cig

Ask her to please put the cig out before she comes in

>>36148040
Anya Tayler Joy smokes? FUCKING DROPPED. Too bad she turned out to be a major whore as well. She was major cute in The VVitch

>>36148273
>tfw after almost 10 years of browsing i still enjoy 4chan every once in a while

>>36148040
I woulda said let her in, but upon closer inspection I see she has a cigarette in her mouth, so I'd slap a nicotine patch on her and send her on her way

>>36154952
Nice story

Originalio

>>36154608
Anya Taylor-Joy. She's an actress. She was in Morgan and Split.

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>>36148040
Hello ladie what can I do for thou?