I have in my possession, a 35lb box of cheese. What do I do?

>>36144042
Come on, I can't just throw it away... I might never get an opportunity like this again.

>>36144042
Put it on food?

>>36144042
How the fuck did you get the cheese, OP?

>>36144795
Limited funds. I don't think I could afford (or even eat) some epic meal time tier construction.
>>36144805
A movie theater.

>>36144042
Leave some cheese in odd places about town (bus stop bench; public toilet; on random parked cars; et cetera)

Is there anybody in your life you particularly hate?

Eat it all like the fucking animal you are.

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>>36144916
Imagine the look on chads face when there's liquid cheese all over his BMW

>>36144942
Not really. I don't hang around people that much

Use it as lube or use it to feed your sex slave

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>>36144042
Microwave this bitch. Box and all. 45 minutes.
Post results.

>>36144962
Imagine his face when he realises he left the moon roof open

>>36144042

assuming that it's in small packages or something, keep it as condiment for the coming three years

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>>36145010
>>36145040
The packages are large, and reflective, with nozzles on them. X4

>>36144908
Does it have a shelf-life? You could stretch it out over a long period of time.

>>36145090

make cheese soup

>>36145138
The box says "best by: July 21 2017"

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>>36145090
You need to enact an autistic terrorist attack.

>Save up for months to go into high-end nightclub
>Wear trendy jacket to hide the bags of pressurized cheese
>Approach bouncer
>Whatsgoodfam.aif
>Gain entry to Chadbase
>Find the most wealthy looking group
>Splatter every single fucker in there with a stream of 30 mph high pressure liquid cheese
>Scream REEEEEEEEEE as you ruin their $100 T-shirts and $1000 yeezys with your yellow love juice
>Chad's face when

>>36145204
Have a barbecue. Invite the neighborhood and charge for food.

Damn that niqqa weighing his cheese by the pound

Letting that cheddar stack high as fuck.

Respect.

>>36145244
>100 dollar shirts

Nigga I got a 120 dollar hugo boss shirt and I'm broke as fuck

Just eat nothing but cheese til the end of July. Save on groceries.

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>>36144042
>those chemicals

ffs no wonder we're all getting cancer, and this is just in the cheese.

>>36145356
Those most expensive one I have is a $40 one from Inspected.

>>36145406

I don't really notice anything too suspicious in that ingredient list.