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How beta is your name? >jeff

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How beta is your name?

>jeff
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>Anthony

Beta I presume
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>dan

My name is pretty simple and you cant really misspronounce it
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>>36140913
Pretty good name actually
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>ross

pretty chad i think
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michael
pretty boring and average
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>Zac

I have a chad name
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>>36140880
not geoff
kys
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>>36140960
bitch name
>>36140913
bitch name
>>36140906
kind of a bitch name
>>36140986
no you don't, bitch name
>>36140880
bitch name
>>36140976
not bad
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Kal

never met anyone with my name so I have no frame of reference
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>>36140880
>Richard
could be worse I assume
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>>36140960
>>36140986
>Hi chad... bye chad
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>>36141056
Kal?
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How's Gabriel
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>>36141078
my full name isn't Kal-El but yeah that's how you say it

it isn't some weird indian shit like "Kahl"
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>>36141056
bitch name
>>36141060
such a bitch name
>>36141112
pretty much a bitch name
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>>36140880
>Ben

The absolute WORST for fucks sake
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>>36141112
Very beta, Gabe
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Carlos
Origami
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>>36140880
Brad
Original
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How is patrick
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>Chad

hmm...
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>>36141262
Do you go by Pat? I feel like that's a chad-worthy name. Otherwise beta
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>>36141277
Araki hates dogs.
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Nathan

KIll me falamamamama
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>>36140880
>Evan

Thoughts?
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>freddy
jshhshdhdh
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Nathan
originality
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Ryan
I know plenty of sperg Ryans, but there are a few pretty cool Ryans from teenage fiction and TV shows.
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Matthew, mostly go by Matt though. Good name, I like it.
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>>36141329
Zoinks, fred
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>>36141356
I know 2 Ryans
one's a ginger faggot and the other is a "Thug" Degenerate
Which one are you?
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Jack, what do yall think
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>>36141394
Ginger faggot. I'm very fat and jewish.
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Harry.

Nasty common name
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Tananananapi
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>>36140880
Mindaugas
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Philipp...

Yeah, so
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>>36141462
Ouch. Sorry famalam
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>>36140880
>Tim
fffffffff
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Jessie (male) other than the feminine spelling not too bad really
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>>36140880
>felipe
>tfw everyone calls me "phil"
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Joe

How bad is it
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>>36140880
jack
the masturbation """jokes""" never seem to end.
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>Richard
kind of an oldfag name. It really fascinates that many blacks have the same name.
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>>36141510
Kek at that picture.
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Robbie

Pretty common name in Scotland, I know a few chads called Robbie, too
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>Bobby
How bad is it
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>>36141536
If you want to talk about bad jokes, try having the name Jeff. Every time I introduce myself people always say that stupid "My name Jeff" line from 22 Jump Street. I've never even seen that movie and I fucking hate it
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>>36140880
>erik
alpha as fuck
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>carter

Aparently im getting nugs from wendys
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>>36141567
ok you win. that sounds like complete cancer. good movie tho
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Anna
This post is original
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>>36141609
It really isn't, boyo
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>>36141510
>tfw can't see five
what does it mean?
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>>36141644
Traps are gay, "Anna"
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>>36141609
>>36141626
...when Erik Carter came out of the blue
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>brian
I almost had Ryan instead. Just fuck my shit up.
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>>36141666
That you are a retard
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>>36141145
>>36141039

What's your name then?
Huh? Huh?
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>>36140880
corwin
its weird and english.
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Frank. Originalia
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>Dario

I wonder why my parents had to be hipsters.
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Schuyler. Parents decided that I should be special. Got what they wanted though lmao
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>>36141746
Hey Corwin, shouldn't you be doing your homework?
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>>36141806
Do people keep mentioning game of thrones?
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>>36141746
>Corwin
Corwin who browses/browsed MLPG?
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>>36140880
>Damian

ffs
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>>36141666
read the FUCKING text
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>>36141699
>bryan

im shitting thread is cancer
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>>36141827
https://youtu.be/HMe2ktcLC58
Is this you?
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>>36141431
Got someone called Jason with the same attributes in my former class
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>Atryom
Is it beta to be cheeki breeki?
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how does Adam fare?
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>>36141867
Lately, yes.

Also:
>English speaker cannot say it correctly.
>Darius is the fucking horse man yugioh card.
>"J-just call me Dorian..."
>From bad to worse.
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Gotz.
Please kill me
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>>36141150
>Ben
Kike name.
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>>36140906

Anthony is a Chad name faggot
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>>36141886
used to browse /mlp/ before it got weird-er.
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Lewis

there's no hard letters in it so I assume it qualifies as bitch name
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Kyle.
I usually get mixed results from the threads
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>>36142084
You share a name with one of the most badass dudes in history.
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>>36142144
it's beta name but nowhere that betalord as Kevin or Patrick.
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>>36142144
I've never met a Kyle who wasn't a scrawny, glasses-wearing autist with a nasal voice

sorry famm
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>>36142154
That's who I was named after, but the berserk jokes make life a constant struggle
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Shawn. Everyone else I've met with my name was a faggot so my expectations aren't high.
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>Josh
more like JUST
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Caesar
Decently alpha I'd say
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>>36142397
Will you take Mojave anytime soon?
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>>36142215
originalional kek
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>>36142173
Every Kyle I've ever met was a Chad. Weird.
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>Peter

Thoughts?
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>>36140880
Alex.

Its original.
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Herbie. Literally Herbie, like the faggot niggercar. Just fuck my shit up famalam.
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>>36140880
Ilistrohper

oingoboingo
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>>36142598
Most Peters I've come across have had really fucked up fetishes, do you too?
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Manfred
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>>36142649
Kek'd, why did your parents name you herbie?
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>>36142434
Nice meme dude
Now kill yourself
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>>36142649
>Herbie
It's like a kids slang for a kush.
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>>36142726
Because my father's named Herbert and he wanted me to have his name without beimg 'senior' or Herbert I.
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>antwon
>aren't black
>don't even live in the U.S.

JJJJJJJJ
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joel

very original posts
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>sean
uveben mueted for 2 sexond cos te commento was not an original one
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Nicki

yes, i'm a guy
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Ayrton
Thoughts?
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>>36140880
My name is Cody

muted for 2 seconds xd
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>Elliot

Haha
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>>36143608
unique, that's about it
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Luke
Haha beta as fuck
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Lewis

Origano
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Martin

oregano
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>>36143653
How supreme of a gentleman are you?
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>>36143859
I have given up all attempts and searches of desire from a female companion.
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Luke.

My friends call me softdick(don't ask)
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>>36143888
That's pretty supreme
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>>36141112
The only Gabriel I know is fucking SXE beyond belief. Too bad he isn't gay
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Brad
Went by Bradley for years not realizing how beta it is
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>>36144007
I am growing stronger.

Fear me.
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Lucian. Feels a bit faggoty.
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William.. fucking William
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>>36140880
MY NAME IS JEFF AHAHAHXD
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Sergio

what do you think
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>>36140880
Slaine, so diffrent at least.
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>>36144113
William is a pretty badass name

>William the Conquerer
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>>36144590
Yeah, exactly. Hate that shit.
>mfw I had to do like 4 captchas just to post this
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Pauli

Could be worse I guess.
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I think that I'm the only ugly Ryan in existence.
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>>36145146

And I can always joke on how the Pauli Exclusion Principle made me a NEET.
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>Martin
All right I would say.
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Adrian. Hello, I am a Cheetah Girl. Male.
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Damien

Sounds edgy
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>>36142093
> he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU
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>Andre

Mine sounds like a black guy name
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>Ethan

I still don't understand how people can misspell this, it's not that difficult...
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>dexter
People always bring up that lame show about the murderer, and never dexters lab :(
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My parents had the good luck 20 years ago to call me Ragnar, tied to a second name very similar to Lodbrock.

Everybody pictures me as this. Thankfully I turned out with big wavy black hair and masculine traits to take advantage of.

The only issue I have is ultra normies thinking I'm joking and that its a fake name. Thank god I'm in art college.

So I think I have the definition of anti-normie name?
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Jacob. I hate my name. Let's see what /r9k/ thinks.
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>>36140880
>Abbie
gg?
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>Leo
B E T A
E
T
A
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>Nolan
It's a pretty alpha name.
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>>36140880
>Andrew

if you shortened it to just "Drew" it might be a chad name
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>ctrl f "Thomas"
>0 results

get fucked faggots

I'm so alone
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>>36140880
>Hugo
Im a 6'3 200lb spic and i lift a lot
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>>36141150
Ben
Yup
Here
Jew name
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>leonardo
Very sophisticated, the ladies lov-

>on a black guy
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>>36140880
id give u the succ based on ur name alone chill out jeff
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>be me
>grade 7
>recess
>playing some autistic game which involves a lot of running, trying to catch people, etc.
>see my crush across the yard
>start running really fast cause one of the dudes that was supposed to tag me was right behind me
>put my arms out behind me (generic sonic/anime run, thought I looked cool as fuck)
>run by crush, who is onlooking while talking to her friend
>step into sandpit by accident
>wipe the ever loving fuck out
>roll a couple of times
>everyone around me bursts out laughing
>I go inside and cry
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Krzysztof
http://pronouncenames.xen.prgmr.com/pronounce/krzysztof
People usually just call me Christopher since it's the english equivalent of my real name.
R8 both names m8s.

>>36141112
Gabriel sounds like a pretty good name desu.
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>Gustav

Atleast I got named after some kings, that is something right?
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every1 called nathan is autistic guaranteed
t. not nathan
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Giuseppe

I get complemented a lot but I always feel like I don't live up to it.
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>>36147862
Andrew sounds like a typical american normie name. I think you're good.

t. someone who isn't american
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Nicolas

I'm a spic and it's extremely common where I live. In my university it was the second most common name last year (first was Gonzalo or Rodrigo idr).
My surname is also generic. I feel like an NPC.
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>George
I guess it's alright
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>>36140880
Tristen
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>>36140880

Brad

:x
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>Ivan Ivanovich
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Derek is a pretty good name. Thankfully my parents didn't spell it the stupid way.
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>abraham

so?
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>Cody

That's pretty much the most beta name a bot can get
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>>36148817

>this

Originals
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Is Anthony a beta name?

Most of my friends call me some variation of my name, from Antwon to just Ant.
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>>36146651
>tfw named Ethan
>tfw cursed to be a maximum over beta
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>Eddie
Pretty basic imo
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Gertrude, plz no bully
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>Miles

Am I doomed to be just a measurement?
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>>36140880
>Garrett
I have no idea, you tell me.
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>Even

what the fuck were my parents on whilst naming me
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You can't get worse than this folks

>Brian
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>Rodrigo

pretty fucked t b h
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Ray

How bad is it guys?
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>>36140880

>Carlos
not sure how beta it is
my parents could've picked something less generic desu
i would've preffered javier or fernando
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griffin
just fuck my whole life up
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>>36140880
>Julian

No fucking idea.
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>Carson
I don't really like it
>>36142023
I just finished the metro series so I really like this name
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>>36140880
>Jesus
Literally the cuck of history, they shouldve called me Maximillian.
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>Ian
Please anons. I just want to know if it's beta or not. Nobody's ever responded to me in one of these threads.
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>ethan
I feel like my name is super beta and can't be taken even remotely seriously. Tfw my parents were going to name me Benjamin. That would've been better.
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Domanik but everyone called me dom
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>>36140880
Valentin.
Most guys and chicks I meat like it, but that might just be because it's
>e x o t i c
I'm going to name my first son Magnus
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>Vinicius

My name sounds so weird :^(
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>Bryan

Not sure what to think.
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>>36150014
Please don't name your son that, anon
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>>36140880

>Devin

pretty beta IMO. Also I seem to share this name with a lot of black people.
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>>36150032
I love that name. I wish I was called Bryan (or the spic variant Brayan since I've got a spanish surname)
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>>36150044
Why? One of the best Chess players in the world is called Magnus.
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>>36150185
That's kind of a dumb name, if you are going to name him that at least give him a normal middle name to fall back on
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>>36150185
Just don't. Please. I'm begging of you.
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>Gregor

I'm glad my name isn't for beta cucks
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>Cain
Pretty siq name i think
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>>36150553
nice name anon
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Johann
>tfw not even german, just a white looking half bolivian half french c u c k

End me.
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>Jinho
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>Sam
My parents should have bashed me against a wall when they gave me this name
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>>36140880
Mohammad
10/10 warrior prophet name
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>>36150185
>naming your son after a chess player only betas care about
Great idea anon. That name is SO COOL! I bet he's gonna have lots of friends and girlfriends! He shall be the most noble pussy slayer of the 21st century!
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>>36140880
guys is Jordan a beta name?
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>Grant
I feel like my name is a stereotypical engineer name
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>>36150185
Wrong, the greatest psyker to ever live is named Magnus.
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>>36150014
ill name my son valentin
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>>36150677
Also sam
I should have been left to die regardless of my name
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Nolan
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>>36140880
william but niggas call me will
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>>36141692
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
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>Tyler

softest, gayest name ever. Its cute when you're like 16, not a grown man. I can go by TJ if I wanted to (middle name james)
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>>36150678
Noone fell for the bait???
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>>36151351
Tyler James sounds fucking badass. You don't have a right to complain.
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>>36141699
Brian here too, I just started using my middle name, Chris.
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>>36140880
matthew

im not sure desu
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desu
originallkklm
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>>36146892
How's yer ladder? Heheheheh
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>Hunter

I was born with the douchiest name
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>mfw my name isn't included in this thread
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> ashley
And I'm a male.
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>>36141039
bitch post
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>>36151072
>Nolan

BRAVO
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Marcus
>>36141356
I know 5 different Ryans,all pieces of shit who abandon their family or have fucked me over sometime in my life
but u seem cool.
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ernest/ernesto
is it beta?
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Santiago

In my country it's an alpha name
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>>36151835
It sounds like you are 60 years old
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>>36151905
>not being 60 in your heart
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>>36140880
>dallas
pretty beta
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>>36150014
are you hispanic? Valentin sounds weak as duck, maybe even gay
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vincent

originalepertale
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>Cameron

I've only ever met two others
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>carter
I feel like my name isn't an adult name. Like idk, maybe I am just being super autistic but it feels like it's a cute baby name but is just sorta embarrassing when you grow up.
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>>36142215
It's a beta name but I've never met a Josh who wasn't a cozy cute boy
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Caillou
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>Brooklyn

Im a dude
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Duncan

>tfw you get called "dumb can" for all of elementary school
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>>36152004
camerons are such bullies, are you one too?
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>Zane
I swear i'm not an Arab
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>>36140880
>rick
prick, dick, yeah it's not so bad, haha, kill me
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>>36152304
>arab not named zane
literally why, isnt even a bad name tho
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>>36142067

Another adam here. A staggering amount of people have called me 'uh-DAMN'
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>Cletus

i hate my parents
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>Dakota
1
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>>36152282

>are you one too?
No
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>>36152397
cletus the clitoris
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>>36152487
fuck you, that's what my classmates always told me.
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>>36149903
I like Ian
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>>36152397
Come to see Doctor Cletus! He'll annihilate your fetus!
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>>36152304

fellow Zane here
never met another one before
this is weird
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>>36152397
Cletus the fetus?
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Isaac is a good name, but unfortunately I'm a fat piece of shit with an extreme baby face and no chin so it's pretty irrelevant.
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Hector

Can't get more alpha than this.
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>>36140986
Clucus??
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>Benjamin
i dont know wheter its beta or chad, its probably a grey area between the two
>is this post oregano?
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>>36152786
ben is either super chad-y or ultimate beta provider or extremely jew-y no inbetween
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>>36152925
>gives three options
>there is no in between
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>>36140880
> chris
chad name, beta game
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Kenneth, is that a good name?
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>Ganon
is it Beta? or alpha?
pls tell me
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>>36153130
>>36153130
It is simply,
Cringe.
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>>36153130
your dad must have been a sci fi nerd because that sounds like the name of a planet where everyone is racist against aliens
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>>36150677
>>36150824
Fellow Sam

I don't think it's too bad desu
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>>36140906
Anthony sounds like the nerdy son of a Mafia boss
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>>36153127
its kinda sexy
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>>36153157
>>36153159
pls no bully anons
:;(
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>Evan

On a black guy. People always say "I've never met a mean Evan"

In terms of betaness I'm not sure how to take that. I like it.
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>>36153176
Really anon? I've always been a little self conscious about it
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>>36140880
>Mitch
sounds like a douchey frat bro name
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>>36153253
Lol blacks always mention their race just like chicks always mention their gender.
We're on the fucking internet. Who gives a fuck if you're a nigger or not. Be glad you're in a civilization built by humans and not the jungle with the other monkeys where you belong you cringeworthy faggot.
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>>36153304
>Mitch
you sound like the bully who tried to kill the hamster on powerpuff girls
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>>36153318
Being this triggered, what a loser
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>>36153318

>Tfw names have different connotations on people of different races
>Tfw my existence sends you into full tard rage
>Mfw
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>>36153344
Pointing out a fact isn't being triggered.
This is why Trump won. Everyone on the left side of the spectrum is fucking retarded and everyone who is normal, the people who are responsible for the success of civilization see through it all. If you'd learn to accept the facts than you wouldn't suffer.
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>>36153344
Being this niggered, what a nigger
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>>36153332
I don't watch western cartoons so I have no idea what that is
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>tristan
i have having to over pronounce it as TRIST~tan everytime i meat people otherwise they think I am just another christian
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>>36153409
t. Drumpftard
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>Lucas
Its pretty fucking beta. I literally can't think of anybody named it that isn't a total beta (if I can even think of any at all).
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>>36153409
>Getting triggered on a name thread

Did I accidentally stroll into /pol/?
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>>36152561
Thanks anon.

>tfw black people always call me 'yan' whenever they see my name
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>>36148639
r u a uterus haver
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>>36153481
Lucas > Luke
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>>36153484
I'm pretty sure whites can be violent sociopaths as well. Hell, I'm pretty sure that's how Western dominance became a thing. And I'm damn proud of it.
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Seth
almost named Ian
no timeline in which my asshole isn't reamed
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>>36145575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU
kek
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>ctrl-f
>Henry
>0 results

How beta am I
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>>36153545
Seth is chad tier
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>>36153549
Hijacking a name thread into your dumb fuckery
>fuck off back to pol
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>Carthage

My mom is from Tunisia and super into history and my dad is a beta so this was allowed to happen.

Oddly sounds like a normal name and I like it.
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John

8)
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>>36153549
Mods asleep?
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>>36153592
Some things just need to be said.
It's so gay and cringey how blacks always announce their race online. That's what fucking women do.
I get it, you're not capable of higher thinking so you want everyone to notice you for your race and not your personal accomplishments, like a fucking woman.
But you're a man so fucking act like it you dumb ape.
Take responsibility for your inferior race and do something about their absolute poverty, you have all the tools necessary while living in civilization to help your race. The whole world is watching and waiting for you dumb fucks to grow up and act like adults. Like human beings.
You're a disappointment to mankind. A fucking failure and scourge upon humanity. You should be ashamed of being black, not proud.
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>Kevin
My name is pretty beta
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>>36153681
>Personal accomplishments
>r9k

Topkek.jpg
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Hasten. How bad is it?
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>>36153681
Back to /pol/ pls. You're way off topic.
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Who /jack/ here
This is suprisingly unoriginal
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>>36153714
I go on /r9k/ to give others advice on how to improve themselves because I want all members of society to cooperate and flourish. That is called teamwork and it's why Western Civilization is the dominant force in the World.
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>Alex
>all other Alex's I've ever met were also autistic
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>>36153746
Pointing out that you're black is what's off topic.
It's time to put an end to it's cringeworthyness. Women announce that they are female because it's the only thing they have going for them. When blacks do it it's the same but even more pathetic because they are mimicking females and thus throwing their masculinity to the wayside for what reason other than online attention? Fucking pathetic betas. It's not mystery as to why blacks are scientifically proven to have more estrogen.
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>>36140880
>MANAEM ID JEFF
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>>36153754
Your help is much appreciated, we have all gained a lot from this conversation.
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>>36140880
>Damian

Feelsbadman
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>>36153666
Did you report his posts, Satan?
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>>36140880
>Geoff

>Geoff
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>>36153801
Yeah you learn a lot when people don't talk with a fucking filter and telling someone to go away doesn't work because they don't give a flying fuck about your fee fees
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>>36153789
>More estrogen

That would explain all the prison rape
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>>36153789
I'm not even the anon you're arguing with. I was just letting you know that you're rule violating and way off topic.
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Nick/Nicholas. I don't hate my name, desu. It's not weird, and not too common that it gets annoying. The only thing I have to put up with is the santa jokes, but they don't really bother me.
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>>36153811
Satan browses on mobile and really doesn't care that much
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>>36153832
No it's not. It's pertinent to the thread you censoring jackass.
When I said you're it was an example. Learn to use critical thinking you absolute waste of space.
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>>36140880
>kazu
No one can ever pronounce my name right
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>>36141532
fellow joe/joseph every joe/joseph I met was a beta nerd like myself
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>>36153850
On mobile, too. I've got nothing better to do.
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Isaac. Always thought it sounded very adolescent
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>>36153862
Sure thing buddy. Keep on pissing on the carpet.
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>>36153849
Nicks are usually so fucking cute
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>>36141056
You in Maryland
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>>36140880
my name is danielle

oregano coment
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>>36153900
it sounds Jewish is what it is
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>>36153929
A person pretending to be a girl online name Danielle talked to me on omegle
I found out it was actually a dude and got so embarrassed
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>>36153907
Nice argument. If we were in a formal setting you would get blown the fuck out and look like a mentally retarded chimpanzee.
This is often how the left conducts themselves.
Niggerlovers have no soul, no brains, no reason to fucking live other than to shy away from facts.
Meanwhile, Whites are lightyears ahead like a fucking alien civilization from the distant future.
While nogs are cavement who somehow feel the need to announce their presence online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhv0jrsAW5w
Why? because they are just so infuriatingly stupid. They can't even understand what's being said to them as to change their attitude.
No, they're always right, even when they're fucking living in their own filth smashing cinder blocks on one another's heads or selling drugs and preforming warfare instead of getting a fucking job
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>>36153912
>work with a nick
>balding at 26
>always smells like vomit
you want his number, dude?
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Max


Bow to me, peasants, for I have an alpha name and thus I shall be thy mighty ruler.
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>>36154018
usually not always
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Gerard.

>MY NAME IS NOT FUCKING GERALD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36154034
Max is a cool name for little kids and dogs.
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>>36153998
I told you, I'm not even the guy you're arguing with. I have no argument besides you're shitting up the thread. And all the evidence in your posts. Go throw a tantrum someplace else. Might I suggest /pol/?
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>>36154034
>Fucking kek

I know a Max, wears a fedora and smells like fermented piss all the time
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>>36154034
Maxim, better name then you ya little bitcch
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>>36141323
I went to high school with a chad named Evan.

I kicked his ass for sexually harassing my girlfriend :')

>i wish i was still fit
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>>36154034
>>36154091
Maximilian shits on the both of you
>most alpha name there is
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>>36154084
I'm not saying you're the guy I'm arguing with you dumb fuck. I'm pointing out that saying you're a nigger online is entirely what females do and it's retarded. If you'd just stop responding to my posts with your weak little rebuttal and just accept the facts I wouldn't be absolutely fucking nuking the entirety of nigger-kind and the nigger lovers who follow in tow like the pathetic inhuman cretin that they are.
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>>36154034
more like BetaMax lmao
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>>36153968
did you show him your penis or something?
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>>36154118
Eh, some people used to call , me that and ots a bit more annoying than you think. Too long, I like it though.
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>Clint

beyond beta.
>>
How's Reece? I'm from the USA and mostly see it in peoples surnames
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>Viktor
I like it 2bh but everybody thinks I'm russian and pronounces it veektoor
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>>36150185
People will make condom jokes
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>>36154118

But that's my name, peasant
Feels good I have at least a nice thing about me, reading all these other beta and ugly names ITT
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>>36154034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jil8JtRXWy4
so is this you?
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>>36154129
I don't think you understand, I couldn't care less what YOUR arguement is, because I'm not involved in it beyond saying that you're rule violating and off topic. Stop trying to pull me into YOUR argument. If you want to refute how you're not shitting up the thread, I'm all ears. Otherwise stop responding to my comments with YOUR argument.
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>>36154261
I'm not off topic for the millionth time you dumb fuck.
What I'm saying is pertinent to the thread because announcing your race is entirely irrelevant you fucking retard. Commenting on a comment within the thread is relevant to the topic of the thread. Following your logic, what you're doing is off topic you hypocritical moron. Go fucking stick your head in a furnace you absolute mongoloid, you mere inferior being of lesser mental capacity.
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>>36154248
>shows nigger
>immediately shows monkey afterwards
kek
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Original nig here, this faggot is still going on about this?
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>>36154315
Sure thing buddy. Keep shitting up the thread.
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>>36154371
Trolls hardly stop of their own volition.
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>>36154378
>shitting up the thread
>pointing out niggers acting like females for announcing their race
take the cock out of your mouth and pick one
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>>36143619
>>36148817
Hello fellow Codys. Our name is beta as fuck truth be told.
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>>36154433
>keeps baiting for no reason
Ok buddy.
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>>36154487
Keep sucking nigger dick buddy. The thread being "shit up" is your opinion and your opinion alone. Believe it or not blacks are subject to criticism for their retarded ape behavior and your defense of this is both gay and futile. Every race is subject to criticism, the only difference is that blacks don't list and they have cuck faggots like you slurping their fucking cocks agreeing with their every word.This is why they will NEVER improve. Die.
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>>36154530
My first post was five posts into your tantrum. I was hardly the first one to let you know you're not welcome. But keep on shitting it up, I'm sure someone will eventually chomp on your racebait.
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>>36152598
Go write another album, Isaac.
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>>36154662
Lol, call facts a tantrum and it all goes away eh? Shows how infantile your line of thinking is. Didn't even read the rest. You are inferior to me.
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>James

Pretty alpha desu.
>>
Carlos

origininal ffmfjfj ff
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>>36154689
>writes paragraphs of aggressively worded text
>in a name thread
>not a tantrum
Okay buddy.
>>
Grzegorz
I love being polish as nobody in england can pronounce my name.
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>>36154776
>>36154776
>aggressively worded text
>racebaiting
>tantrum
All you do is simplify the argument down to a toddler's level of thinking. You don't analyze the argument, you don't listen to what has been said, you don't offer any sort of rational rebuttal, so what are you doing? You're simply proving how irrational and fucking stupid you are, you're laying it out for everyone to see how limited of a mental capacity you have and how you have no place speaking with anyone who is more intelligent than you, much less attempting to talk down to them in any way whatsoever. Are you done? Or are you just going to make my argument and point of view more tantalizing?
>>
I am a girl. 14/88
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>>36154817
>>racebaiting
I thought you didn't read the rest of that post? Either way, whatever you say buddy. I'm sure your just very keen on name threads, and that explains the aggression. Keep on shitting it up, you'll never get better if you hold it in.
>>
Take notes folks, this is how all liberals conduct themselves and concoct their attempts to shut others down and prevent them from speaking. They just assume everyone agrees with them and are lazy fucks who essentially don't even give a fuck as to what they're talking about because they're lazy and stupid and don't give a fuck about the world around them. Not you, or me, just themselves and their vapid fucking image and ego-stroking mantras. Their fucking disgusting "human" beings who can't hold a candle to the ones who built the civilization they are enjoying the fruits of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCCE2aSmxUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQphEsOEh9U
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>>36154902
I skimmed it and saw the word.
Don't assume, it makes you look like a fucking fool. What am I saying, as if every single post in this thread hasn't done that.
>>
>Brent
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>>36154933
>assume
It was a presumption, since you said you hadn't read it. Semantics, right?
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>>36154990
Reading is not skimming. It's not a presumptions.
I didn't take the time to read through what you had to say because I could just sift through all the fucking buzzwords and get the fucking gist.
This is why I love writing. Cucky normal fags can just simply not compete. Your lazy, half-assed attempt is failing you greatly here. Maybe in a crowd full of dumb fucks can you shout about how much you love nigger dick and no one can insult your pets but here you are my pet and when I say nogs are subject to criticism and CAN improve if they just LISTEN and stop having you fucking cucks stroke their egos, people are going to listen to ME. Not you.
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>>36141441
>tfw common af name
>when I get rich and famous no one will name anything after me cause it wouldnt be recognizable at all
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>>36155062
Based on the evidence given, "I'm not reading the rest, you're inferior to me." that it would be a presumption. If you don't know the difference between assumption and presumption, and if you don't think skimming a post doesn't involve any reading, then I bet your writing is fantastic.
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>>36155145
Yes. BECAUSE READING IS NOT SKIMMING YOU DUMB FUCK. IT IS NOT A PRESUMPTION. IT IS AN ASSUMPTION BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG. For the millionth fucking time. When will you say something that is correct?
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>Guillermo
Most people either think it's cool or can't pronounce it so they give me a nickname
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My name is Ethan, pic related
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Fuck yes.
We are winning.
We are always right.
This is truly living.
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>>36155169
>Skimming doesn't mean to read
Okay buddy.
And if there's such a large difference between reading and skimming, you should have said "I skimmed" not "I'm not reading this". Your editor would have pointed that out.
Semantics, right?
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>>36155238
>>36154801
how the fuck do you even say these?
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>>36155326
Reading implies that I took the time to comprehend your message. Skimming means I looked over your little message and saw your fucking buzzwords at the ready and used them to my advantage to further send your reasoning(or lack thereof) into a disparage.
>>
Kyle?
I'm insecure and anything helps
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>>36155364
>reading without comprehension
I like you, kid. You're honest.
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>>36155390
I don't need to comprehend your message. I just need to find buzzwords like racebaiting, or tantrum to see that you have a profound lack of virility. Furthermore to read quickly is a different action from reading. Once again, you're wrong.
Happy now? Want to get back to the subject instead of attempting to change the subject for fear of getting fucking owned over and over? Coward.
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>>36155327
Just look up an interview with Guillermo Del Toro in it, one of them is bound to say it out aloud
>>
>>36155327
Grzegorz is gr-she-gosh (phonetically)
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>>36155431
>I'm not racebaiting or throwing a tantrum
>now let's get back to talking about race you inferior effeminate coward go stick your head in a furnace. Die.
Okay buddy.
>>
>Chad

So I guess not?
>>
mohamed.
a boring criminal name.strikes fear in westerners until they see me.they learn a new meaning.

my parents could tgink of axshittier name.
80% who are named mohamed dont get called by thier name,and they dont mind it they like it.
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>>36141806
Darius way better
>>
>>36142648
Alec here :^)
>>
>>36155694
oh. that one's nice. fucking gladiators get the best names
>>
kelso.
is this bad?
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>>36155752
sounds like a pokemon. go play black/white.
>>
>>36155771
kek.
is that beta?
>>
>>36140913
>cant really mispronounce it
as a dan, theres this one chick at my work who always calls me don, no idea if she does it to fuck with me or if she actually thinks its my name
>too beta to correct her
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>>36155780
not really. Based parents make a based child. Thank your parents for your alpha name.
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>>36155804
hahah ok kek.
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>>36153029

it might be a triangle
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Seth
It's just annoying because no one can pronounce it properly
>>
Blainsley
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>>36151936
>dallas
>sallad

origirgnsegs
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>>36153562
Ayyyy, other Henry here.
>>
James master race.
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>>36150018
I love it.
Orginallee
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>>36151786
Hey dude, that's some cool ass gone with the wind shit.
I want to name my son ashley, it was common back in the day but the male spelling is ashliegh
>>
>Gerald

Boring Name
>>
>Caleb
beta uprising jk
>>
>Connor

How bad is it?
>>
Who else /steve/ and hating it here?

If I had to name my kids, it would be Roman or Leonel for a boy and Lucille for a girl.

>>36153562
I knew a faggot named Henry once. He was that kid in class who stayed in the back and never stopped wearing the same blue sweater every day. He also had serious mental issues and I bet he would browse this site more than anyone. He was a good friend.
>>
>Buster

nigga end me
>>
>>36156888
You serious?
>>
>>36140880
>crt+f
>no "Trevor"

looks like i'm a one-of-a-kind beta
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>>36142648
Fellow Alex here. Alexander, actually. As in, "the great" ;)
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Asser
>tfw my name literally has ass in it :^)
>>
>>36156888
Why would you do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? Blox, plz
>>
Mark

the very first Mark ITT
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>>36156950
I like the name Trevor
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>>36156888
>NIGGA YOU A BUSTA! STRAIGHT BUSTA!
>>
John

I get to bully Jon's for being gay
>>
>>36155327
I think Guillermo = gee - yerr (roll the r's) - moe
Might be wrong
>>
Wang

Ultimate asian chad name
>>
>>36141486
whats so bad about this
orig
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>>36156888
Eh, it's cool to me
>>
Jerome

I'm not black desu
>>
Kieran here. I've had people mispronounce my name my entire damn life. I've had kai-ran, kiernan, and all sorts of other stuff.

Fuck my life.
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>>36155694
>>36155724

I'm /italic/ and taking the latin name and not the italianization of it is 100% pure autism tho.
>>
>>36140880
>Jonas
no clue
>>
>Cedric
Why do people even over-complicate names by adding unnecessary letters (cedrick)
>>
Olan

Either sounds beta af or alpha af imo
>>
>>36140880
>Tucker
Why the fuck was I stuck with such a dumb name, I hate it to all hell but my middle name is Russell and I hate that even more
>>
>>36141510
Holy shit, I havent seen another person with the same name as me and be male too. Cool
>>
>>36140880
>mason

beta autist name
>>
>Josh

met a few joshes most are socially autistic and cringy
>>
>>36160984
Tfw me to a T
>>
Csongor

It's Hungarian, don't ask
>>
>>36140880
Maximillian
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>Maxwell
Not even depressed.
Honest!
>>
>>36155495
I'm addressing a fucking fact that was previously stated in the thread, is irrelevant, and is constantly stated all over. Dude just happens to be nigger so you suck his dick.
Libcucks everybody
>>
>>36161033
>>36161028
Maximillian is significantly better than Maxwell.

Feel sorry for you, nerd.
>>
>>36160743
Oh shit, just happened to click back in this thread. Does it bother you when people call you "Jess" as well?
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>>36151351
are we the same personn
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>>36161084
I bet you're employed.
Enjoy your drive to work, wagie.
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>>36161140
At least I don't live with my parents
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>dean
Yeahhhh
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>>36161226
What a fun way to spend your break!
Better leave soon, you don't want to be late to work!
TICK TOCK
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>>36161140
I live in my parents' basement.
Feels gud mang.
>>
>>36161226
You're not me. Go away.
>>
William
ouriganilismus
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>Will

The most robot name possible.

Refridgerator.
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>Steve
Is it beta?
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>>36140880
>Dennis

if that doesn't scream beta to you I don't know what does.
>>
>>36140880
- Scott
beta AND gay
>>
>>36160897
alpha chad name anon
T.mason
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>>36141510
You can literally only see 5 if you're colourblind
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>Trevor

JUST
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>>36140880
>jackson
aaaaaaaaaa
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>Rhys

not a very nice name and people always spell it wrong
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>tfw mohammed
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>Charles
I think it's manly
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>Cole

JUST how fuckeed am I, senpais?

actually I like it
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