How do I make my farts smell more rancid?
Right now even if I let out a proper ripper, I can't smell anything unless I cup my hand under my asshole and sniff it right away.
>>36136555
Whenever I eat a lot of sweets, I get liquid shits with farts and burps that smell like rotten eggs
>>36136555
air out your room
eat mostly meat, preferably oily and heavily seasoned
that's how indians and mexicans manage to smell so bad all the time
>>36136604
My window is always open
>>36136610
Yeah my diet is mostly carb based. Im making some fried chicken tonight, hopefully results in some nasty gas
>>36136635
red meats are your best bet desu
>>36136654
Hard to find where I'm living right now. Super expensive in supermarkets and I cant be fucked to go halfway across town to a butcher
>>36136555
Drink beer, lots of it. Eat lots of meat and junk food.
Beer will produce the gas, the meat and junk will make the gas potent.
>>36136682
well luckily for you the cheaper cuts of meat would probably produce the best results, especially the stuff marked down for being close to expiry
look in the clearance section