Dating older women is like playing a dark souls game for the

Dark souls is actually fun while playing and rewarding; whereas dating an older woman is hell and the reward is shit.

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>she is 11 years older than you
>she has 3 kids to include a 9 year old, 6 year old (likely with the 'tism), and a 3 year old
>her ex husband hates you
>her family thinks it's a phase
>she has tons of baggage

This is not artificial difficulty. It just sucks. But never had a gf before and although I miss free time I am terrified of the great lonely void of life without her.

>>36136034
>3 fucking kids

You're a goddamn jackass. Any girl would've been better.

>>36135946
even though that way is insanely hard its so rewarding when you actually learn the mechanics organically

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>>36136034
Are you a retard?

Why? Why are you with a roastie with 3 fucking kids?

Are you that lonely? Do you have no dignity? Were you molested by an older woman?

What the fuck happened?

>>36135946
I wouldn't eat that bread, she's been scratching her bum.

>>36136034
How old are you though?
Moogirigimal

>>36136098
>>36136050
I fucked up. I had a huge crush on her and she was a coworker so I was around her a lot. I never thought we would actually get together as I am a fucking sperg but I did.

And now I can't stop. She makes me miserable and is super controlling and has a lot of self esteem issues and creates problems from nothing. But I just can't leave her permanently.

I fucking hate kids especially the 6 year old who still needs to have her wipe his ass and watches minecraft videos on YouTube constantly.

I just wanna be in a part time relationship but she doesn't.

Tl;dr dog chasing car and caught it and now won't let it go out of routine.

>>36136161
I am 25 and she is 37.

>>36136182
>But I just can't leave her permanently.
Yes you can. Just leave. It's that simple.

>>36136207
Now that's an age gap, wow. Could you post any pics of her perhaps?

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>>36136182
>>36136207

What the fuck man? How did you not know that she had kids before getting with her? Did you just ask her out?

Like the other anon said, just fucking leave. You have no stakes in this shitty relationship. Not your kids, not your problem.

GET. OUT. NOW.

>>36136212
I'm super beta so I always take her back or go crawling back. Got really close to it ending last time when I told her I would literally never be a father figure and would never get married or want to move in with her. Plus she's a normie, like super normie. Anything I like or think is funny she hates and vice versa.

>the mom humor mee mees on facebook
>>36136276
She is attractive to me but I have super low standards. I don't even like sex with her anymore though. It's just a chore. Been with her like 1.5 years too, no idea how people can last 20 years.

>>36136335
I knew she had kids but I never thought it would be a serious relationship. I thought it was just going to be hang outs when she had days off that i had off and stuff.

I even moved 2 hours away for a job but she expects me to come back on my days off. She basically wants all my free time and then some.

>>36136364
>She is attractive to me but I have super low standards
Same really, but I'm curious how "low" others have gone

>>36136399
You're 2 hours away.
Say it's over
Delete her on everything
Ghost her
Move on

>>36136276
ahahahaha
im 27 dating a woman 52yrs old. shes still hotter and has better tits and ass than any of the hot 20 somethings i used to fuck. plus i get some legit walking around money, and she knows her way around a prostate.
lifes good man

>>36136182
>>36136034
Instead of breaking up just be less beta. Tell her to go see a psych, show her how her behavior is insane, tell her if she doesn't do X yo uare gonna run away forever. And tell her you want better stuff in bed.

>>36136556
>still stuck in a relationship with a single mother 12 years older than you with 3 kids

Yeah such a winner there.

>>36136399
how is the sex mangand how often?

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Either cut and run or destroy her self-esteem like >>36136556 said.

>>36136438
I really wanted the relationship to just fade away when I moved but it didn't. I might just have to do that. No other way and I'm not happy anymore. >>36136556
This sounds easier than above. I just want her to be leas clingy and expect all my time be spent on her. She even gets mad if I am doing anything else while on the phone. Worst is when she video chats so I literally can't even browse online or do anything other than focus on her or she is pissed.

>>36136595
She wants it every time we hang out but I don't. She doesn't shave her legs anymore and her vagina really stinks badly. I don't know how to tell her since she is super fragile. We just argued about how I won't go down on her ever. I tried once and started gagging and tried to hide it. Still not sure it she knows.

>>36136672
>destroy her self-esteem
yeah don t erect your penis before sex with her if you can manage that will destroy her ego permanently

>>36136709
Try two things

1) "I would love you much more and be much more excited if...."

2) "If you don't change I'm out of here"

>>36136709
>This sounds easier than above. I just want her to be leas clingy and expect all my time be spent on her.

That will NEVER happen. I repeat: NEVER NEVER NEVER.

She is a late-30s single mother with 3 kids, one which has autism, and she probably has a shit dead end job. She knows her life is going nowhere and her only option is to suck someone who hasn't ended their lives so that she can tag along.

You're not happy - end it.

>>36136709
I'm nearing wizard status and it's posts like these that make me happy with my situation.

That's how fucked up this sounds.

>>36136762
I've got 6 years until Wizardom, but I whole heartedly agree.

Shit's fucked, and I'd rather have my dick cut off than get involved with that shit.

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>>36136207
>>36136448
This makes my dick hard.

Oregano.

>>36135946
>tfw about to have sex with an older woman and a red phantom enters my world, preventing me from going through her fog gate

>>36135946
Older women are the only one that hit on me.

t. 18 year old anon

>>36136182
>especially the 6 year old who still needs to have her wipe his ass and watches minecraft videos on YouTube constantly.
Future robot right here

>>36135946
there are a lot of health code violations happening there