>So Anon what do you want to do on this sunny Sunday ?
>We could go biking together and stop to picnic in the park !
>Or we could go by the lake, swim a little and then sleep all afternoon !
>I'd be happy with anyhting as long as it is with you Anon !
>>36133048
We're gonna take a nap in a field after staring at the clouds and cuddling.
nah I'm just gonna play vidya you do whatever you want
>>36133048
>this look is the last thing you see before she plucks your eyes out and eats them
>>36133048
Humhuuu huuuh uh mhih haha hum
Yes.
I work all day every day to survive.
How could I ever have this kind of conversation?
>>36133084
But Anon it's so sunny outside ! And we had so much fun last time... Please come with me !
>>36133048
Im on 4chan in my pants, drunk, at 3 in the morning. girls dont speak to me
>>36133048
I'm going to drop acid and watch kaiba
>>36133048
Let's meditate whilst being on 400 ug of lsd.
>>36133048
god these things are actually starting to evoke a reaction from me. I want to die
>>36133048
I already told you Stacy I'm not actually rich, that's just a rumor. So can you you please GO STACY REEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE
>>36133157
>meditate
>lsd
Clearly written by some fucking underage b& who's never dropped before. Acid is basically like having ADHD m8; you aren't going to be able to fucking mediate.
>>36133158
Come on Anon let's do something cool this afternoon ! I'll let you choose
>>36133196
Oh wow, how hard do you try to fit in? Firstly being on lsd is a concentration method, if you will, and meditation is the flow of thought without force. Can you please sit down?
>Jeez anon, you're so boring
>Anon I'm bored... Please let's do something !
I love these threads in a masochistic sort of way
>>36133117
wow stop oppressing me with your guilt shedevil, leave now
>BAKA SHINJI-KUN GET IN THE ROBOT
>>36133048
Can you save me from myself?
I don't wanna feel that feel anymore anon.
>>36133048
Let's expose the Jewish conspiracy!
>>36133048
>girls having ideas about what to do
Nice fantasy. Usually its her just looking at her phone and goin "idk what do you want to do?"
>>36133048
Okay, let's go stargazing. I heard about an astronomy festival out in Appalachia that's going on tonight- if we hurry, we can get out there before they cut all the lights.
nah fuck off cunt, you're a whore just like the rest. the fact that you look "cute" as opposed to "hot" doesn't change that. all you cunts have to offer me is your looks.
this is why i'll never have a GF, wife or a fuck buddy.
the moment someone comes at me with that attitude i shut down because i associate it with being forced to do things against my will.
like 5 minutes ago i didn't want to do shit, but now i'm being pressured and my own conscience will attack me if i don't say yes to them every time.
Okay, we can go for a drive around town and I'll complain about any minorities we see.
You can pick the music.
I'm not even kidding when I say if someone like that said something like that to me I would probably start crying from an overload of happiness
Can't imagine what it would be like to have a girl love me
>>36133215
OH FUCK
I knew you'd post this picture, I fall in love eversytime you I see it aaaaaaaa
For real, what can two people do together when they just want to spend time somehow? Finally got a gf and we never know what to do together, it seems the only thing we have in common is that we've been alone for too long.
>>36133048
>space between word and exclamation mark !
I hope you die a slow and horrible death
>>36134444
Quads checked lessgo
>>36133048
I'm going to dress up like a qt and feel good about it until precisely the point that I look at myself in the mirror. Then I'm probably going to go back to bed and have a cry.
Or I guess we could go ride bikes or something. Either works for me.
>>36133048
Who the fuck would date with bitches like this one?
You guys surely have shit taste.
>>36133665
> Let's expose the underaged /pol/ faggot
>>36133048
>"You know anon I had a lot of fun today"
>she smiles at you with a shy/uncertain look on her face
>sensing the moment you lean forward to kiss her
>the harsh light of the sun assails your eyes
>disoriented, you look around your bedroom, at the spot beside you
>there's no one there
>there never was
>>36133048
The same I do every day.Suffer.
>be Canadian
>live by river
>every year in the spring gf and I go sit by it and eat and read and cuddle and nap as we spend several days watching the ice break up
Feels good m8
>tfw threads like this are honestly the closest I'll ever get to someone caring about me, and the only thing that brighten up my empty, miserable life.
My biggest 'fetish' is the thought that someone might ever actually want to be around me. I hate myself more than you could possibly imagine.
>>36133067
And get covered in ants and ticks
>>36133048
>biking
>stopping for a fucking picnic
>not going to survey and test ride the lines in the next week XC race track's technical sections
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
sunday is designated sitting-on-my-face day
>>36133048
Sit next to me and look at your phone as I browse the Internet. Tell me you're bored every half hour or so, ask me to take you to see beauty in the beast for the 50th time this week, as I lay around and waste my day.
>literally my life