When I have a shower I face my back to the water and let the water hit the top of my neck for a good 10 minutes before actually showering.
When I cant get my ass completely clean after shitting and dont have access to a shower, i slide a wad of toilet paper between my asscheeks and leave it there until i gotta shit again.
I spend 95% of the time in the shower, just getting wet and thinking and then soap up, rinse and dry off in like 1 minute.
Most of the time I use my desktop computer laying on the bed(pic related).
I really need to stop this, its making me reach new levels of sedentarism
I might as well ask now. Do I shower normal?
I use hot water and spend almost the entire period with my back to the water. I wash my hair more than anything else, using shampoo and conditioner on my hair and pubes. I use a little bit of soap over my body, sometimes just my pits and balls when I'm in a rush/lazy. 50% of the time I'm not even showering, just letting my mind wander. I also brush my teeth.
This adds up to around 15-20 minutes; I have no idea how the "average" ""person"" can only do it in 5-10.
I don't dream. Probably because of my fucked memory.
>>36132983
My nigga
>>36133027
Does it ever fall out?
>>36133295
who knows. I spend almost all my time with my back to the water also but I just wash my face with soap and wash my hair with shampoo and don't bother using soap on any other part of my body.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DoesAnybodyElse/
>>36133478
It's much more interesting to discuss with autistic virgins than with faggots playing pretend for upboats. Come back when you've found a sub that fills that quota, nerd.
Also
>being a phone poster
I masturbate before bed but I almost never cum, I always edge until I pass out
>>36133644
I'm on a laptop you dunderdick
>>36133027
So you essentially still wear a diaper