Whats your weapon of choice, robots?

I like the pizza cutter

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For me it's gotta be the Katana.

>>36125991

The dollar bill, because I can buy tendies with it

YOUR SOUL.

*teleports behind you*

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>>36125991
I like Sharp Frisbee

>>36126011
Very "edgy" of you to choose a sword.

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longsword and shield for me

>>36125991
I like the painting guardian curved sword

>>36125991
masterlock in a sock

>>36125991
either the sharp frisbee or the shovel. both can be thrown and both have good uses.

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how could there be any other option, dicks

>>36125991
I personally like the m14, but I assume you mean mele weapons only, in that case a basket hilt backsword, I prefer the Scottish but English made some good ones too

>>36125991
i'm a simple man, for me is a m590 loaded with some rounds in my pocket

>>36127097

no fucking range at all.

double axes

>>36126067
>>36127129
It's called a chakram

Life affirming flesh

>>36125991
Cum filled turkey baster

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jack hammer with scope

The machete

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>>36125991
AA-12 where each shell has be loaded with small fish.

>>36127273
I know that you self righteous prick. Ever heard of irony?

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>bare hands
Only thing i've ever felt comfortable using because i have total control over them. Though a blunt object that won't break like a baseball bat works almost as well.

>>36125991
>>36126067
>>36127528
Tbqh in all seriousness I'd go with tomahawks. Effective and badass at melee and throwing distance.

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>a fucking stick with some steel wire wrapped around the end

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Pepper spray, ski goggles and a hatchet.

>>36125991
>no katana shown
try again, robot

tazer and handcuffs
>handcuff myself to guy mugging me
>taze myself in the wrist 8 times

Persian sabre for sure those are rad as fuck

>>36125991
I'm assuming we're limited to the choices in the image? I'd go with the bottom left axe, range is everything, and I can just choke up if I'm in a confined area.

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Fucking shovel
>you can dig dirt easily in case of necessity
>you can dig into normies with sharpened edges
>perfect disguise

20lb of C4 strapped to my chest

>>36125991
A club

hmmm... good question anon.
probably wouldn't care and would continue shitting/pissing my pants, eating animals crackers, and watching sesame street.

I use a machete a lot for yardwork, so I'd be most familiar with that. Second is the shovel. I one that exact one and it's fun as fuck. You can throw them like an unexpected tomahawk and its badass fun.

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>>36125991
M1A for me

As for what's listed......I guess I'd be most comfortable with the machete, as I often have some of my own that I use to cut brush with.

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>>36128339
This sounds like a real blast!

The shovel and machete are the only true options

>>36126934
that has to be one of the ugliest longswords ive ever seen
>>36127692
retard nigger tier

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>>36125991
tbqhwu senpai anything other than a giant ass sword is shit tier

>>36129329
gr8zord or go home

>>36127312
You know when you've never heard of something and it never pops up then when you've seen/heard of that thing it suddenly pops up?

>your pic related

>>36125991
any type of polearm or a quarterstaff desu aside from being awkward to carry around its a pretty solid weapon to fight off potential home invaders with

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>>36125991

i cant find that commie shit for it

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The great scythe

>>36125991
>Shovel for the meme points
>Big axe for ease of wounding

>>36127692
Why is that file name so fucking long dude

>>36125991
Bats, maybe that cool samurai bat

Inb4 the animal

>>36130893
Kanabos are the shit arent they?

>>36125991
Chainshovel 40k style

>>36125991

Pocket sand

blox

>>36127440
is this bloodborne?

I'm not an inherently sociopathic edgy white school shooter so I'm not really interested in this question

>>36132426
what if you will have to defend yourself or someone you love in the future?stop being an underaged retard

>>36132482
>murderous deluded white boy larping as a shitty viking snownigger

lmao this thread gets more pathetic

>>36132495
>i live in first word so nothing can happen to me
you are the one that is pathetic

>>36125991
machete

Any other meme weapon is gonna become useless pretty quickly and I have no experience with them

>>36132548
The long gripped axe is the best one since it has more reach.Machete actually is the real meme weapon

>>36132564
nah man have you ever split wood?

Imagine trying to hit a moving target with an axe, machetes have more angular options too

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In the days of no armor there's no other CC weapon needed than a stick

Bonus points for extendable baton

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>>36132626

*kiIIs you*

Basebal bat or Mace plz

Off the list, the shovel. Not off the list, probably something like a halberd or polehammer. Maybe a long katar actually. I love those.

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>>36125991
>one dollar bills on ground

What the f-

>nigger toes

Ah.

Obamacare.

>>36132821
It's obviously for scale

Halbert or spear

What are we using these weapons for? Are we only allowed to pick from the original image?