Masturbation thread

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>>36120305

>Fold towel in half
>fold again
>fold again until it can't get any more folded
>should now be a tube
>place a rubber glove on one end, the opening overhanging
>now fold it length-way, so you're folding the tube over the glove at one end.
>use elastic bands to keep it like that
>pull the opening of the glove around the towel
>should form a tight hole
>continue applying elastic bands until it's tight enough
>apply lube
>fuck

>>36120305
Go take a shower, or do it in my bed dry. Can only finish to full frontal fully naked fully shaved white girls. Kill me. Lube is overrated.

>>36120453
>Lube is overrated.
You are missing out on a world of coconut-scented pleasure, my friend.

>>36120305
>How do you guys jerk off?
With my hand. No lube necessary because I have a foreskin.

>Any weird rituals/favorite video/lube/etc.?
Scented candles for mood.
No porn, porn is bad for you.

>I usually use mineral oil as lube since it leaves my skin nice and soft afterwards, but lately I've been using coconut oil.

Using non-water based lubes is not good for you. You could get an infection.

>>36120305
Who /bedhumper here?

death grip, no lube. watching porn (sometimes on dph, for better orgasms).

i'm cut btw

>>36120839
i use a pillow sometimes bed just for starters

I don't use any lube or oil and I masturbate at least three times a day. I check certain porn sites a few times a day for new videos. I avoid making a mess by pulling up my foreskin when I'm about to ejaculate. I have to lay down on the floor with my laptop in my dorm cause otherwise people might look into my room as my desk is in front of the window.

>Grip head of penis and just rub that, no stroking
>Play with nipples a lot
It sounds weird but I highly recommend it

>>36120775
>scented candles for mood

I thought you were a girl, but you mentioned you have a foreskin. Holy shit due you are fucking gay.

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>>36120867
>death grip, no lube
>i'm cut btw

>>36121017
Rubbing the head of my penis makes my orgasms much more intense, much more so than just rubbing the frenulum normally via masturbating.

Sometimes I fuck my pillow. Idk but it feels so much better than my hand when I cum

>>36121195
How do you fuck it, anon?

>lay down in bed
>get cozy
>have blanket on from waist down
>use imagination and close my eyes
>go to town, no lube
>cum into folded up toilet paper square, if I miss the square I'll wipe it off or if I'm feeling adventurous I'll lick it up if it's on my hand or something

>>36121218
Put on some good porno and stick my dick in between. No lube

I put garlic conditioner on a rubber glove.

It dosent really hurt, but its clean and gives alot of pleasure.

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>uses oilve oil as lube because we got a whole canister of it
>keep little cup of it on in desk for fapping
>never able to eat anything with olive oil ever again without getting turned on

Usually I'll just jack off to straight porn or hentai, but occasionally when I'm feeling it I'll turn on my webcam and go to omegle and run my butthole for guys like twice my age... I'm not gay I swear.

>>36122249
kek.

I find that olive oil is too heavy and leaves a feeling like there's residue left on your dong, I've used sweet almond oil and it's much lighter but isn't lubricating for as long.

Once or twice a month
Furiously in front of the pc, usually like 4am
I can only nut to pissing or anal bdsm
no lube

wake me up