Why haven't you moved to Japan yet /r9k/?

>>36118738
>tfw you will never impregnate your harem of japanese students

I don't speak Japanese, dont have an Asian fetish, don't like their food, don't like their media, and don't want to move to one of the most insular and racist modern societies as a minority

>>36118738
I can get women just fine here

>>36118738
because i am not a dumb weeaboo and know how shit tier japan is with their terrible suicidal work ethic and other things

>>36118738
Do you have any idea how insanely difficult it is to obtain Japanese citizenship? You're better off just getting a US citizenship and moving to Hawaii or Orange County.

Going there on vacation come summer, doubt it's a nice place to live for a non japanese anyway.

>>36118880
This. The Japanese work place is full blown aids to the mind and soul.

>>36118738
Regardless of where I am in the world i'll be sitting in a dark room shitposting all day

>>36118860
>don't want to move to one of the most insular and racist modern societies as a minority

Aww, ya poor baby.

>>36118738
Because I'm not a dumb weeaboo who denies Japanese war crimes because they love their cawtoons so much, then blames Germany for everything and says the nazi were evil and racist but the Japanese werent. Lmao like go on any /soc/ chat room and they all act like a bunch of homosexual weeaboo trash and then get offended when you even mention Nazis or you happen to be a cis gender white male scum. Fuck you and your weeaboo island fetish, actually go there and see what it's actually like, it's nothing like from your anime you weeaboo.

>>36118979
>you should move somewhere you'll never be accepted into society because I personally am a delusional weeb with yellow fever

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>>36118738
>moving to a country renowned for its racism and xenophobia, where its stifling and rigid shame culture is responsible for an extraordinarily high suicide rate, where I'd be ridiculed and treated like a retarded child because I can't read more than katakana and where even if I get a job teaching, those gross nips would still regard me as nothing more than dog shit
Japan may be fun to visit, but living there would be miserable. Fucking weebs.

costs money, can't be bothered, a long way away, no particular interest over any other country. nice try to bait weeaboo trash

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>moving to a place were they don't even like their neighbors who look like them who they oppressed.

>>36118738
Because look at those gooks in your pic. Every single one of them looks the same. They're all ugly as shit.

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>>36119398
Forgot pic related as usual

Because I know the dangers of race-mixing and I don't want to destroy their race and culture, especially in the vulnerable state they are in.

>>36118880
>because i am not a dumb weeaboo and know how shit tier japan is with their terrible suicidal work ethic and other things
>>36118917
>This. The Japanese work place is full blown aids to the mind and soul.

that's one of the biggest pros about being a gaijin in Japan
those social cues which implicitly force Japanese people to work long hours don't really apply to you

gaijin who work in Japan have pretty great lives in most fields (except like teaching english, although some really love those jobs as well)

this is for two reasons, one is that you don't really have to follow the Japanese mentality and Japanese bosses have no expectation for you to do so, and two is that most gaijin work for Western type / international companies which have more american style working conditions

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>white losers moving to asia because they're soon to be broke loser pedophiles

every time

>>36118738

kek why would I want to live in a crowded shithole where I would be discriminated by subhuman nips?

literally any first world Western county is ten times better

the only thing the japanese do well is degenerate pornographic cartoons

>>36119433
These are always so biased lmfao thats easily an above Average White girl, and the Asian is slightly uglier then usual

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>>36119381
What's "Kolea" and what did they ever do to hurt them?

Language mostly. And I don't have anything marketable there. Somehow I doubt there will be some zaibatsu inheritress waiting with bated breath at the airport to become my submissive maido.

>>36118738
Now why in the name of fuck would I ever want to move there? Only fags, weebs, and pedos seem to want that, and even the pedos tend to stick to Thailand.

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>>36119433
shore thing

because JET didn't want me

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west > east

>>36119433
cute asian

I can't speak a word of Japanese. Plus while I'm sure some Japanese girls like white guys, I don't think that would be worth getting treated like a nigger by butthurt Japanese nationalists