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To the 14 people who were in the ceiling fan dick flasher thread last night: my sister accidentally mentioned the incident. Luckily my boner wasn't brought up. My mom essentially told buddy he's a dumbass. He said he thought I was wearing underwear and ran away laughing. All is good. Btw my mom found out about it cuz my sister said 'as long as buddy doesn't put ur dick in my face again I'm good'. Interrogations happened.... I didn't get laid last night, but her friends are sleeping over tomorrow..... Fuckkkkkkk. I didn't bring them pizza rolls cuz I'm a robot but hot damn, they wanna come tomorrow! I think they liked my dick homebots
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>>36102799
I wasn't there. Can I get a quick recap?
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>>36102951
Damn. I green texted it but I'll be damned if I do it again.
Basically me and my friend had a scheme to flash my dick to my sister and two of her sexy friends. Cuz that's what gets me off. I wanted to be guilt free but show off so my friend pulled my shorts down in front of my sister and her friends while I was helpless taking a ceiling fan down. I got an erection in front of them super fast. They ran away after seeing my boner but loosened up later in the night.
Waiting for their return.... They might want my big dick o.o
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>>36103209
Get it, anon
Origamigami
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>>36103311
I'm will! You all have Been my friends for years. As long as you don't disown me if I bang a girl cuz my master cock flash plan, I'd be happy. I'm worried about premature ejaculation.... But im getting ahead of myself here. I've cummed 7 times since showing my dick to my sisters friends btw
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>>36103479
Nah you'll be fine. Even if you cum sooner than you'd like, just make out or go down on her for a couple of minutes. You'll be ready to go again in no time, and last longer too
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>>36103516
I understand what this means but wtf? I will learn four play. P sure I'm dealing with virgins tho so I shouldn't be freaked.
Why am I talking like I'll lose my virginity :( these Stacie's know I got a 7.1 so I'm hopeful but I was born under an unlucky star
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>>36103884
is your sister one of your targets as well?
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>>36105029
...why not honestly
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>>36102799
>ceiling fan dick flasher
dude...I have no fucking words
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