Why haven't you turned gay and got some sugar daddy to let

Why would you paint a plane that way. Do you want people to think the edgiest middle schooler is in the sky

>>36101606
Rich kids literally never grow up mentally, it's fucking disturbing how they act exactly like children.
Source: Been around them and friends with a few

>>36101444
>Why haven't you turned gay and got some sugar daddy to let you live the NEET life but with luxury instead?
how do I find a gay sugar daddy

If I had a plane and all that other shit I wouldn't care about it or use it. What do I need a plane for?

I'm too ugly to pull it off. Honestly I am desperate enough for cash to do some pretty disgusting stuff but to get a sugar daddy you have to be cute or at least somewhat attractive. I'm bottom of the barrel ugly

>>36101444
If you had a gay sugar daddy. That entited hypersexual would blow your ass out till you can't hold your shit in. He'd loan you out to his friends and toss you to the curb when you inevitably catch something.

>>36102620
I'd assume rich people like in ops pic aren't usually in the society of people who advise them to self improve, but the logical step after having a plane is learning to fly it... Could also come before, but you're rich, so who cares.

I actually did the houseboy for several years. It was pretty okay.

First guy I stayed with was kind of a mixed bag... very sexually aggressive and demanding and dominant. But he also spoiled the hell out of me otherwise (money, gifts, free car, awesome vacations, etc) and didn't expect anything out of me other than on-demand sex. But I eventually got out because he was making me doing a lot of sexual stuff I wasn't okay with.

The second guy was a lot more chill. And it was more of a "traditional" houseboy gig, where I actually had to do some house chores and drive him around and stuff. But the sex was a lot better, he cared about making it good for me instead of using me like a piece of meat. And he didn't spoil me as much, but he did convince me to go to college so I could get a real job, and paid for it. Really nice guy, just very lonely and career-oriented. I don't live with him anymore but he's still a bit of a mentor to me, and we still hook up from time to time.

>>36103920
How'd you meet them / become a houseboy?

>>36103920
lol what a faggot

come original - 311

>>36103920
Why'd you leave the 2nd guy?

>>36103920
Please don't make me want a houseboy

>>36103920
What the fuck?

So your like a house maid and a prostitute? Where is your family?

You'd have to be a pretty good looking guy to do that, or a trap. For some reason guys like to spoil traps rotten too. I remember one showing their steam list of all the games guys bought them, it was pretty insane.

>>36104000
I met the first guy through a CL hookup of all things. The sex was intense and awesome, so we met up several times. At some point I might be leaving town (my foster folks were planning to kick me out as soon as I hit 18), and he offered to let me move in with him. I didn't even know about the whole "houseboy" thing until he explained it to me.

I met the second guy by specifically advertising myself as a houseboy. There are a bunch of sites for that (at least back then there were), it's this whole pseudo-hidden scene. Our first few "trial dates" went great, so I ditched the first guy for him.

>>36104063
Even though the second guy was great, whoring yourself out for a living isn't exactly great for your self esteem... I was ready to grow up, y'know? The guy I was with was thankfully supportive, once I got my degree he pulled some strings to help me get my first real job, and then I moved out.

>>36104223
Pretty much, yeah, plus driving. I was "officially" the first guy's house-sitter, and the second guy's driver. This sorta thing is pretty common among rich folks.

As for my family: lol. I was a foster kid in a rust belt state. Where else do you think I got my talent for taking dick from older men?

>>36101444
If I do this will I be able to get a signed copy of the Borneo Function?

>>36104431
Makes sense. I'm amazed you still have your head on your shoulders despite what you've been through. Good luck in your future endeavors, anon!

>>36104634
Thanks. I think you'd be surprised how many "sex workers" (I think that's the polite term these days) end up turning out okay. Mainly you just have to stay away from hard drugs, really. Plus avoid diseases... I'm honestly really fucking lucky I never caught anything, all things considered.

>>36104763
What kind of built did you have? Were you a trap or feminine? Good Looking?

>>36104858
I had a standard twink build. Slender, short, smooth, blonde and cute. Looked younger than my age. Pretty standard issue when it comes to houseboys, really. People don't pay for homely escorts, at least not for long-term arrangements.

I preferred to think of myself as "boyish" rather than feminine, but I certainly wasn't the manliest guy around. I definitely wasn't a trap though... actually one of the main problems I had with the first guy was that he started making me dress up in girl clothes and shit. I can handle wearing panties under my normal clothes, but I'm really not into crossdressing, especially outside the bedroom.

Nowadays I'm past my "twink" stage and trying to transition to more of an otter build. Still got a lot of babyface going on, though.

>>36105043
Interesting to be honest.
I keep hearing people say you need to be a trap or a perfect 10/10 to even have a chance at this kind of thing, but I see so many average looking people with sugar daddies.

I honestly feel like it's more about sexual compability than anything.

>>36105103
Remember that consuming too much porn really throws off your perception of "average" attractiveness. "Perfect 10/10" people IRL look merely average compared to models who have hours of prep/makeup/photoshop applied. This is especially true for the gay scene, where the available dating pool is very small, especially outside major cities.

How big are sugar daddy relationships these days (regardless of sexual preferences)? Anyone here know any young college kids that live a comfortable life because they take old guy dick?