Got fired from my job for missing 2 days of work, lost my passport

Can l have your stuff?

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>>36084835
sure you can anon-kun

How much dosh do you need to make it this month?

>>36084815
suicide pact when?

very original

>>36084815

paypal me as much cash as you can before you go OP, im also out of food money

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>>36085343
I'd need 200 pounds to be in a position where I could potentially survive long enough to get a new job.

So it's unlikely I can make that much.

>>36084815
how do i send you some food anon?

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>>36085364
It's on the way, as long as you only buy vegan foods

>>36085396
i'd feed you if you were living anywhere close and i wasn't a terrible cook

>>36085396
Are you a britbong? If so, where are you?

>>36085408

id actually be 100% ok with that and would even throw in some nudes/amateur porn if you're into that

>>36085396
Wtf.

Are you sure you aren't scamming people for drugs.

I live in the UK, all you have to do is walk in the dole and get jobseekers for a tidy 50 a week, or ask for a hardship payment and they'll give you some money right up so you can feed yourself, up to 800.

>>36085408
be my backup vegan bf pls

>>36085457
Landlady doesn't allow people with benefits to live in house

>>36085476
I think that would be illegal in the U.S.

I'll give you 200 if you suck my dick anon

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>>36085427
I'm sure you are a great cook anon

>>36085438
Aye, I live in Bournemouth

>>36085446
That sounds like a great plan

>>36085488
You can fuck my lifeless corpse if you like

>>36085487
How could it be illegal its their house

>>36085476
If you're in the midlands and female(female) I'll save you desu.

and don't tell her? At least go get a hardship payment from the dole. It's more than you'll get from anons here.

>>36085503

when nudes are involved it usually is

op pls deliver

>>36085503
>You can fuck my lifeless corpse if you like
That would be immoral

>>36084815
B4 u kys here's some advice
> F O O D D R I V E
> F O O D S T A M P S
> Apply for disability due to depression
And if those don't work than u really are fuk'd. At that point kys wouldn't be a terrible idea, but think of the fun you could have when you have nothing to lose.

>>36085503
>its their house
That's okay then.

They want you to pay them for the space without actually using it much?

>>36085505
I'm not asking for anons to give me money.

I'll have to go to the jobcentre eventually, I don't wanna have to stop living here.

It's gonna suck really hard living in a homeless shelter or something

>>36085476
Lie about it and fuck off to library all day?

>>36085396
It's called unemployment anon, el governente will GIVE you money as long as your searching for a job, all you gotta do is apply

>>36085543
Can you go back home with your parents?

I'll give you a tenner for feet and soles if you're a grill

>>36085553
Houses coucil tax will be affected by me claiming benefits and therefore she will receive a letter informing her.

She wont know it's me, but she'll know its me

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>>36085563
Not in contact with parents

>>36085576
The contact them dummy or gibe email so I can buy amateur lewds off you if a vagina is in your possession and you arent fat

>>36085586

sorry to burst your bubble but im the one with a vagina and amateur stuff

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>>36085586
I can make my penis look like a vagina from certain angles

>>36085602
post email and i'll pay for feet if you're not fat desu

>>36085606
not my kind of thing but would legitimately work if you say that on /soc/
>not armpit pussy

>>36085619

faebun at outlook dot com

>>36085633
>faebun at outlook dot com
>SJW selling her body on the internet

not even surprised

>>36084815
>lost my passport
r@p3 some white womyn and take their purse

>>36085663
And has BPD.

Wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.

>>36085663

what part of that makes you think im an sjw

my name is fae

i used to have a bunny

faebun

>>36085602
If you were born with a vagina then I'll pay you if you let me inspect closely with my penis.

>>36084815
nah dont keys just do the foodstamps thing, It may be awful; but I'm sure you will be happy you are not dead after the fact

>>36084815
>Got fired from my job for missing 2 days of work,

For what

>lost my passport so cannot get a new job

Are you a spic?

>>36084815
>lost my passport so cannot get a new job.
What the fuck are you talking about? Fellow Brit here who has had plenty of jobs and has been in the position to hire for a couple. I've literally never heard of anyone specifically requiring a passport. Are you some sort of shitskin or slav? Get yourself deported. We don't need you here and at least you'll have food and a roof over your head while they process you.

>>36085476
>Landlady doesn't allow people with benefits to live in house
Then don't tell her you fucking idiot. Even if you did tell her assuming you're actively looking for a new job do you REALLY think she's going to go through the trouble of booting you out and all the bullshit involved in turning the place over and finding a new tenant because you're on the dole for a couple of weeks? Fucking hell, if you're willing to take ANY job you could have one today if you got off your arse and stopped crying to 4chan.

If this thread is real maybe you really should neck yourself, bruv.

>>36084815
ITT: Someone has problems that are entirely their own fault, then pisses and moans about how terrible their life is without doing anything to change the situation. This really is /r9k/ in a nutshell.