Fembot thread

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>>36084615
I can move for real love, anon. Not fake love I thought was real due to external mindfucks. I have nothing to lose. Just tell me if it's over or not.

I'm in an e-LDR with a robot. Originally I wanted to say no because he's so far, but I like him too much.

>>36084615
Its cute enough, provides companionship and lewding, and maybe one day ill save up enough to move closer to hin

>>36084694
Him******
Fugg life

>>36084667
Where are you from and where is he from, anon?

>>36084615
this board take the word "fembot" seriously now? serious question, i've been on that other place for the past 4 months

Had a LDR for the past 6 years end when I moved countries for him to find that he was a very good liar and manipulator. Now I am friendless, alone and terrified of people.

Don't do it.

>lurk fembot threads in hopes of finding a mentally ill hypersexual slut to use as fucktoy
>still nothing

>>36084750
Calm down sperg, "fembot" is just a codeword for a cute girl(male).

>>36084729
I'm from Aus and he's from Europe.

>>36084753
Did you meet him irl before moving for him? Hope you can get back on your feet anon.

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>>36084615
I'd personally be open to the idea of an LDR. Ive never been in one before but if i found someone I liked it could work.

>>36084839
I'm desperate for any relationship at this point.

>>36084822
Yeah visited a few times, was just too stupid to see through the facade.

>>36084822
Austria is in europe you dumb piece of shit

>>36084853
Australia also exists you dumb ass nigger.

>>36084872
Yeah australia is in fucking europe, did you even read what I said

>>36084822
Australia is in Europe dumbass

>>36084822
>girl from US/Aus
>guy from Europe

I swear this is literally every single post here.

>>36084846
Where are you from? I live on the eastern coast.

>>36084897
BLANK'd

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fucking fem""""""""bots"""""""", I'll beat you up if I ever see you irl

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>>36084936
females are the niggers of the genders

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>>36084947
3Ds were a mistake

>>36084892
Yeah, we were in Eurovision for crying out loud

>>36084892
It is exactly

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>>36084615
There are probably multiple femanons that think they are in e-relationships with the r9k swede named Oscar.

>>36084971
i've always wondered the backstory

Internet relationships sound nice but they lack the closeness of a real relationship. I tried to get into one but it didn't really work out as my unofficial e-bf just emailed me stale memes all day and was too engrossed with meme culture to have an actual conversation

>>36085094
Forget about internet relationships. I can fly you over to my place instead.

>>36085105
>how to get abducted 101

>>36085120
Hey, the chains and cage are optional. The collar is required though.

>>36085012
That guy is gross. They should use the other cute anons from this board

>>36085012
We should frame this guy as the suspect when the next shooting happens, like we did with eggman. That's what he gets for stealing our fembots.

>>36084897
Is it really that common? I can see why it happens with Australians, but there are plenty of American anons around.

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>>36085173
He's a manlet so looking fit is easier for him. Girls are memes and will fall for the fitguy meme

>>36084822
Did you lewd with him? Send him nudes?

>>36085196
One thing is for sure, European fembots do not exist.

>>36085200
Hes not even that fit. Hes still gross. I refuse to believe it

>>36084753
Where are you now? Can I save you?

6 Years did you meet him on this board? Or was he a normie. Are you a normie?

I'm a guy, but if I was in an internet relationship, I'd jut be paranoid that she wouldn't like me in person when we meet.

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>>36084822
>I'm from Aus and he's from Europe.
It's probably Oscar. He is actually in Sweden but pretends to be other people too. He doesn't have a typical Swedish accent.

>>36085217
Girls prefer his body over the lanklets and neckbeards on /r9k. He is considered to be an r9k chad.

>>36085217
>tfw work out 3 hours per day and finally achieve body like pick related

>ewww it's gross he's not even fit

Women literally only care about bf %

>>36085217
Here is what some femanons that got fooled by him have collected.
https://pastebin.com/xLgvngHR

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>tfw eurobots" steal all of the Australian fembots

>>36085251
>>36085256
>>36085269
Wow I knew saving pics of normie scum would work out. Im going to do the same thing.

>>36085279
>tfw European and no Aussie fembot girl to fly over and keep as pet

>>36085291
He actually meets up and fucks them. Best you can get are nudes

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>>36085301
GET YOUR OWN WOMEN

>>36085340
I would if they'd exist. But there are no fembots with daddy issues who want to he submissive sex slaves in Europe. They are all in US or Aus.

>>36085209
I tried not to be but it ended up like that anyway. Sent him a few, I don't like doing it much though.

>>36085215
Why not? Are European women all normal?

>>36085251
It's not Oscar, and I'm not being catfished.

>>36085353
Are you my boyfriend or is this common with European men?

>>36085384
Stop posting on /r9k/, Yoghurt.
We've all seen your nudes.

>>36085384
Euros (men and women) on 4chan are far more normal in my experience. I've even met a few in real life, and they all have been normal people.

>>36085422
I haven't. Pls post some.

>>36084849
What was the facade?

>>36085384
I'm pretty sure I'm not your bf since I don't have a submissive sex slave gf with daddy issues.

>>36084615
I don't like them. You fall in love with words. Someones words could be different than their actions.

>>36084753
I had this happen to me too. LDR''s are a good bait for sociopaths.

>>36084615
Yeah, and I'll be moving to stay with him soon

>>36085384
Why do you send someone nudes if you don't want to? What kind of person pressures someone into doing that?

Never participate with an all fembot Disorder group. If you're retarded or sheltered they will rip you to shreds.

>>36085422
That sounds like something a trap would name themselves.

>>36085424
Interesting. Do you think there's a reason for it? Did you ever date anyone from r9k?

>>36085437
Good luck finding a daddy issues gf anon. I still don't get the daddy issues appeal but good luck nonetheless.

>>36085518
I said I don't like doing it, not that I don't want to do it. I don't do things if I don't want to do them, and he didn't pressure me for anything. If he did I wouldn't still be talking to him.

>>36085611
I dunno why Euros on 4chan are normal in comparison to others. I actually did date a girl from 4chan once, but from another board, not /r9k/.

>>36085611
I want to try something different once. I've only had "good girl" gfs. A girl with daddy issues who would be a freak in bed and totally submissive seems appealing.

>>36085482
What did they lie about that was so bad

>>36085694
Their intentions, their past, and saying things that they did not mean. It's more than just lies though. He manipulated me into doing stupid shit.

I honestly don't recommend online dating to anyone.

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Fembots, I'm a man in ldr Is it rare I am the who mves there to her place?

I'm asking this bc Im seeing that most of you are girls moving and Idk just asking, pls respond.

>>36085741
Sounds like something that should be approached with each relationship. For instance if she has family and solid career leads while you're a neet or work min wage, it makes no sense to expect her to move to you.

>>36085741
its whatever is easier for both of you

>>36085746
>while you're a neet
You got me, I just asked because I was feeling rare since most of you girls are saying that you're moving to your bf place. So, me as a man I need to be the one who moves to her place, Im doing it ok?

>>36085754
I was raised as "gentleman", like, the man has to protect his woman and that stuff you know, I'm going to say that in my LDR, I'm the one more "stable, I'm not that normie guy, but still fine guy.

>>36085728
What was his intention compared to what he portrayed to you? What stupid shit did you do?

>>36085822
yes you are anon
good luck!
when are you moving?

>>36084615
Had one as my first boyfriend. Dated for like 6 months until he started wanting somone closer. I was a total desperate retard and gave him the ok to date locally as long as he kept talking to me.
Never heard from him again.

>>36085848
We both are in the begginig, but in the future I will move, I just wanted to know it, thanks anyway!

Wasted two years of my fucking life moving in with a fembot. I want a refund.

>>36085728
No I'm pretty sure you just went for chad who doesn't care about you. Try dating someone who is ugly next.

>>36085912
Very far from Chad. In fact he was ugly but I didn't care. 2/10, obese, and 5'5. Of course I looked past this but I'm just letting you know he definitely was not what you think.

Ugly or not, anyone can be a dick lol

>>36085972
Next time try dating Chad instead.

>>36085631
It i because Europe is so much more chill when it comes to some things.
Everyone I know, no matter how weird they are, how autistic or w.e can have friends.
You aren't cast out from society for your hobbies or interests and you can find friends and socialize more easily I suppose, because people generally don't give a shit and just want to drink and have a good time.
Also, male virginity isn't such a big deal as it is in america. Often it isn't even used as an insult and you can always fuck the town slut if you're desperate.
Funny thing is, in my country, women are more often insulted for being virgins and not getting enough dick. For example when a girl is acting really bitchy or annoying they are told to 'get some dick to calm down' or 'you didn't have any dick in your life' or something funny like that. Guys on the other side don't really get treated like that.

>>36085741
I'll be moving to my boyfriend, but only because my country is much shittier when it comes to finding a job and stuff like that. I think our future will be easier in his country.

>>36085977
I'd rather not. Just anyone that's not secretly fucking crazy and willing to be honest.

>>36085728
>I honestly don't recommend online dating to anyone.
Normal dating can be like this as well, shitty people are everywhere, irl and online.
It's easier to hide some things online sure, but most bad people irl don't show their true selves until you get into a relationship with them either.

>>36085987
your country sounds amazing. i wish i lived there :(

>>36086000
I am in between chad and 2/10. I'm an asshole but not in a bad way. Do I fit the bill? :(

>>36086022
Tbh it's only amazing when it comes to partying and generally finding friends. Just like any other slavic country.
Everything else is utter shit and I can't wait to move away.
But this type of more friendly attitude is present in I believe, most European countries, although I have been told by many people who moved away from my country to Germany that is full of quiet antisocials lol

>>36084754
>mentally ill hypersexual slut to use as fucktoy
I don't know about mentally ill, but being treated like the latter half is a kink for me and I think I've got a high sex drive
But you'd have to marry me first and give me babies and provide for us
And be white

>>36086000
Nice trips!

I am not crazy, manipulative or any of that. Are you from Europe, femanon?

>>36086057
Can you give me a contact?

Originals

>>36086073
>>36086026
Woah, I said nothing online. Don't waste your time guys.

>>36086055
what country are you from annon?

>>36086057
Sounds good so far, except elaborate on the "marrying first" part, do you mean no sex before marriage? Then no deal. But if you're worthy of breeding then I will marry you and have 2 or 3 children. And you can be a housewife since I have a well paid job.

Let me take a wild guess and you're in Aus? Because I'm in (surprise) Europe.

>>36086073
There are no fembots in Europe. Everyone knows.

>>36086104
Croatia

Fuck I got muted.

>>36086105
Yes marriage before sex
I guess I'm worthy of breeding, no genetic diseases, I don't need glasses, my parents are kinda tall (I'm short but that's not the genes)
I'm American

>>36086143
cool thx for answering

>>36085822
>So, me as a man I need to be the one who moves to her place, Im doing it ok?
I'm a guy as well that has just had a couple of LDRs. I don't really think it's a matter of "have to", more like you and her weigh the pros and cons and make a joint decision.

>>36086150
>Yes marriage before sex
That'll always something I'll be more than hesitant about. One, because I was burned pretty badly by a girl preaching no sex before marriage and secondly, I've seen women do a complete 180 with their libidos. I remember talking to some girl who had a similar pitch as yours, but now she may as well be asexual. I still wait a super long period relative to most people but it just seems like such a huge leap of faith considering marriage is supposed to be a life long commitment.

I had one when I was like 16, with someone I met in a WoW forum. It was fun while it lasted.

>>36086196
Different anon here. She probably wants to avoid being your pump and dump. Marriage gives her security and assurance.

>>36086243
Which I understand. I'm not the original guy either, it's just something to think about I believe. I'm not saying people should go around and have casual sex, but I think waiting a substantial period like 6 months or even longer is a good compromise if that's their concern.

>>36086150
>short
>not the genes

What does that mean? Malnourished?

>>36086243
No sex until marriage is far too extreme. Very few would put up with that. You shouldn't wait more than a month, after that it becomes weird.

>>36086196
I get that, that's reasonable, but >>36086243
I don't want to get used. I just throw marriage out there as an idea, I'm 19 now, if I was with a guy for 2 years who's my age, the only reason we haven't got married is probably age, so maybe then
It's just that I only want one notch on the belt in life, so to speak

>>36086150
No sex until marriage is a dealbreaker for all but the most beta cucks.

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>>36086292
I never understood it either because even if you wait people eventually end up breaking up. I waited 10 months. Broke up a year later. Lots of married couples that do that end up getting divorced too.

What's the point? It won't guaranteed you will be with that person forever. Shit happens.

>>36086283
No, probably lack of sleep, there's gotta be a reason I'm 3-4" shorter than my mother, who's 5-6" shorter than my dad
>>36086303
See >>36086299

>>36086299
>I just throw marriage out there as an idea
Well as I mentioned it's not an all or nothing affair, it's entirely reasonable to want a substantial period to prove his commitment so to say.

>tfw too shy and timid for non e-relationships
some one please help me and be mygf

Hi pls see
>>36086265
thanks

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>>36084753

>its another "femwhore goes for the chaddest chad she can find on r9k while ignoring the betas, gets fucked over and then blames the betas for it" episode

>>36086325
That's not how it works. You got shitty genes.

>>36086325
>there's gotta be a reason I'm 3-4" shorter than my mother
Maybe they did the reverse of that surgery where they break the guys bones and reform them to make him taller. Then your mother stole your shin bones to make herself even taller.

>>36086292
>only waiting a month
that guarantees being a pump and dump

>>36086335
>prove his commitment
There ya go, sorry I'm not that great with words and all, but that's what I'm getting at, I want to be sure he's not gonna leave me at some point
I get it, divorces happen, my parents are divorced, though they just got back together, but it's the principle
>>36086350
How does it come down to genetics if I'm 5'3", my moms 5'5-6", and my dads 5'11"?

>>36086303
...that's not how any of this works. I swear, so many of you think "anyone who does x you don't want to do" is beta, even if it shows actual virtues like self-control, trustworthiness, personal integrity, or faithfulness.

Instead the only thing you imagine is the beta's pretend idea of an alpha. But that's just a manwhore who can't be trusted by anyone around him. Only beta's worship such a man,

>>36086415
Also, if you really are such a retard as to think "no sex before marriage" is a cuck thing than you are truly fucking retarded.

IT IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE, MORON!

>>36086389
You said you are 19, right? Makes even more sense you are reticent right now to jump into bed with someone, you're really young! You definitely have time to wait for the right person and situation, even if it isn't "wait until marriage." It might be, though!

>>36085269
but I didn't get fooled by him, it was fun writing that though

>>36085972

How "obese"? I have seen girls here say this before and it just ended up being a slightly chubby guy.

Im not a lardass (anymore) but i used to be fat and no one wanted anything to do with me back then (they still dont, but at least girls dont look at me with disgust anymore).

>>36086385
You're either underaged or a virgin or both.

>>36086445
d/a but I have a friend who's a rather devout Catholic getting married and he put down the same 'no sex before marriage' rule in place (after they got engaged) and his fiance is fucking guys behind his back because she doesn't want to wait months to get laid.
It's a pretty shit idea unless it's clear from the start that both parties are 100% ready and capable to go through with it.

>>36086445
Dating for two years without sex and then breaking up is being a cuck.

>>36086488
Neither of that. I'm in a relationship with someone who isn't a slut and very happy with her.

>>36086505
You clearly don't know what the word means. I know you are trying to just suggest it proves you aren't a man or some other retardation, but it's not, and if you told anyone outside of this fucking circle jerk of a website they were being cuckolded due to that they wouldn't even be mad. They'd look at you like you are crazy, because you might as well have told them it means it makes them the High Lord Emperor of the Americas.

Because cuck doesn't mean that shit and ironically, the only people who would ever feel insulted by such a bizarre, random declaration is you.

>>36086500
>his fiance is fucking guys behind his back because she doesn't want to wait months to get laid.
I sure hope you've at least tuned him onto what the fuck is going on.

>>36086509
And you're perfectly ok with remaining a virgin while she's fucking guys behind your back?

>>36086500
Are you taking the opportunity and fucking her as well?

>>36086557
I've told him yes. He doesn't believe me, unfortunately. (I'm a dyke and he's adamant that I'm merely trying to destroy wholesome hetero marriage)

>>36086571
Nope. She's kinda come onto me but he's a good friend of mine despite his recent turn towards Christianity so that'd feel icky and wrong, even if I don't usually have a strong moral compass.
That and she's kinda disgusting to me because of the whole thing.

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>>36086586
You could actually solve all of these problems at once by having hot lesbian sex right in front of him.

>>36086612
I'm pretty sure he'd beat both of us to death.
But again, I'm his friend and I'm not gonna condone his slut of a fiances behavior, I just feel sorry that he can't see her for what she is.
I admit that not sleeping with her made me want to claw my eyes out tho.

I was in one, with my used-to-be best friend who wanted to marry me. Then he said that he'll have little time for me and he didn't want me to wait for him, and that he wants to marry me sometime in this lifetime, that broke me. What was worse is that he now has time to go out, and with my 'best friend', who I refuse to speak to because of that. He is a beta, and I got cucked. Then I fell in love with another beta online, and he fell in love with, again, some other friend of mine. I really want to die, I'm always just a clown.

>>36086912
Seems like you just met the wrong people, anon. Can you tell me where you are from?

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Fembots please share your thoughts on my penis.

>>36087001
it looks pretty ugly desu senpai

This thread is too lacking in tits.

>>36087001
Why is he so dry? Are dicks supposed to require lotion?

I wish there wasn't always such contention over the authenticity of a "fembot". Has it really changed anyone's mind?

Anyway.
I think e-relationships are evil. It's unhealthy, because it gives you just enough assurance and validation to keep you going as a human, but it stops you pursuing a real, tangible relationship.
Like yeah, getting a text to say "I love you" makes you feel all warm, but you'll still be alone.
Ugh, it gives me a gross feeling.

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>>36087549
I wholeheartedly agree yes

>>36087001
Doesn't look great but i would suck it,

I just can't see a LDR to work seems to fake

>>36087972
It can work if you see each other often enough.

>>36087891
I don't want a gay guy to suck me off.

>>36087988
I guess stuff like that just isnt for me

>>36088071
If you are a grill then let's give it a try. I can fly over to your place or you mine.

>>36087001
...are your pubes red?

>>36088181
>tfw no firecrotch gf to eat out

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>>36084947
>that fucking guy that just picks up the sprite and walks away

You deluded cunts are useless unless you are sexually servicing a superior male (white) irl

Beatings are the remedy

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>>36084615
Fembots don't exist you stupid sack of shit, and this entire thread supports that.

All you thirsty beta faggots that respond to the /soc/ whores in these threads should be hung from your necks with razor wire

>>36088564
Actually go on omegle r9k and you will see plenty of useless cunts sitting there as their eggs rot away

I think they do it for social status or something dumb lol and be sure to tell them they look sick/old

>>36086057
Anastasiariginal

How long until I get over bf?

>>36084615
I've never met a stranger online

[email protected]

Not a fembot but I could really use some fembot relationship advice right now

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>>36089779
Why not? Talking to people online is fun, let's be friends and I will show you.

>>36090001
Advice pertaining to women from a woman's perspective or from someone experienced in relationships? Because I can only provide the former.

>>36090226
Former is great desu

>>36090256
Well, go for it, what's the problem?

>>36088587
>omegle r9k
Proof that ever single """fembot""" in existence is a normie attentionwhore.

>>36090281
We both robots and have robot friend group so scared to talk here...

>>36084615
they're hard as fuck, I just wanna be held at night
but with that said I'm totally down for moving across the world for someone I love

>>36086972
They seemed fine at the beginning. I keep refusing to trust what my gut says, because I'm a moron.
Eastern Europe.

>>36084667
You gonna cheat on him one day