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Better question,why the fuck would I be

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>>36084620
think about how much a fucking house or apartment costs vs a rechargable moped w/ plastic frame, wifi antenna and enclosed cot + kitchen living area.

>moped
>not a stealth van

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>>36084573
What if I get stolen?

>>36084870
then you end up getting raped by some big ugly middle aged guys, just like in the animes

>>36084885
Sounds scary. Good thing there are no faceless old men in my parent's basement.

>>36084573
How is this better than my car?

>top heavy 3 wheel plastic cuck mobile

>>36084856
This anon gets it.

>>36084573
Because the side of it is completely transparent and everybody would see me.

Dindus would push it over

>>36084573
Fuck this is a problem solver/creator

>>36084573
you could do this same thing in a minivan, except it would also be street legal, warmer, safer, more comfy and wouldn't get stolen within a week.

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>>36084573
In addition, an interesting concept to explore would be becoming morbidly obese from the lack of movement and getting everywhere by moped, so that you fill the interior of the moped like some sort of a human hermit crab, to the point where the only way for you to exit the vehicle is to cut apart the frame.

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>>36084573
>going to work in bay area
>rent is retarded
Should I do this?

>>36084573
I guess it wouldnt be weird having piss/shit buckets in this thing

not a manlet. i wouldn't be comfy in such a small space

>>36085213
>le ebin Cars fan theory
fuck off

>>36085531
What are you even going on about?

ggreeaqab

>>36084573
1) Nowhere to piss, much less shit/shower. (>implying I want to do that at a gym among all the normies)
2) Limited charging places means you're liable to get recognized and told to move along since you're at them too often.

>>36084573
That would be dirty as fuck in 5 days

Where can I buy one? I genuinely want to know.

>>36085213
Very good post anon, keep it up

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>>36084949
basically this, my country has a large fuccboi culture.
even in a rural area i would risk being burned alive by drunk teens on dirtbikes while i was sleeping.

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Why aren't you living inside a rock?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/26/french-artist-living-inside-a-rock-surrounded-by-excrement-i-feel-completely-at-ease

>>36086881
That guy is no artist, he's just an attentionwhore.

>>36085232
Considering its illegal for people to live in their car in most states, its up to you.

>>36087080
He has a claustrophilia fetish.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26837085

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>sleeping comfy
>hears noise outside
>bangs head on shelf

what is the best way to get electricity in your car for your laptop?

>>36086881
What the fucking fuck is wrong with the french?
First the bogdanoff brothers, now this faggot

>>36087170
This is the first thing I thought as well. Seeing that low ass shelf, right above Ol' boy's head.

>>36084573
Honestly OP, I've no idea.