How did you meet your last/previous GF. Inspire us.

In a mental hospital. We were both wearing scrubs because suicide is bad, okay? Well she told me that she was a champ at making guys cum so I dared her to give me a foot job under the table (she was wearing hospital booties).

Long story short, I came; I fell in love; and we dated for 6 months

I have had 4 long term gfs, in chronological order:

1. became a regular at a meetup.com event she ran

2. introduced through a mutual friend who threw a lot of house parties, we went home together after the 5th or 6th time meeting at one of these parties and just kept dating

3. okcupid

4. tinder (surprisingly this was the longest lasting and best relationship)

>>36083676
>Met first one online
>Second at a dubstep show
>Third in class
>Fourth at work.

Dating is gay. Fuck buddies are what's up.

Met a girl on bumble. She changed my view on dating and women entirely. I miss her everyday

Met her in my first year uni talked maybe 3-4 times throughout the year. She had a boyfriend at the time.

At the start of second year, they broke up and she was rushing in a sorority while I was a member of a frat, so we started talking/texting more.

We also started to live in the same apt building off campus and she would ask me to do favours for her like moving her couch or setting up her kitchen table, which was a clear sign that she wanted me make a move but I was too sperg to catch it.

My roommate told me one day that she told him she had a crush on me so I went up to her place a couple days later and we became couples.

She cheated a year later. It hurt, but the relationship was enjoyable. I moved on pretty fast and blocked her on all social media and texting.

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My drama teacher forced me to take his advanced class my senior year. It was sixth period and I left it empty to leave early. So I start 3 weeks into the first semester. He assigns me into a group of really shitty actors. There was a cute short chipmunk latina girl in it. She was a sophomore so I didnt care to even check her out. We start to practice everyday after class and in the groupchat she sends me memes. I dated a few girls while the whole rehearsal stuff was going on. Fast forward 3 relationships to the end of the year. Last 2 months of senior year and I broke up with the last girl a few weeks back. The little latina girl I friendzoned corners me and tells me she likes me and that we should date. Im secretly severely submissive so any girl telling me what to do turns me on and I say yes. We date for the last couple months of school and surprise my family sends me to live in greece with the relatives for 6 months. We stay together the entire time long distance and when I cpme back we date for 2 months. However living in greece I changed and so I couldn't stay with her. I broke up with her and here I am now, unable to find any relationship.

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>16 years old
>Really depressed
>Tell school therapist I'm having suicidal thoughts
>He asks me if I'm going to do it
>Tell him nah, I'm just really down
>Next day Teacher escorts me out of class to office
>Tell me I'm being escorted to a psych ward
>wait wut I said i wasnt even going to kms
>Now stuck inside a fucking psych ward
>Never been to one so figured it'd be full of crazy people and was kinda scared
>Was just suicidal kids like me
>Have to sit in this big room with everyone else
>Don't know where to sit
>Decide to sit next to some girl reading because she prob wont bother talking to me
>She does
>Fuck
>Really cool girl, we become friends pretty fast
>Always together
>Getting feels for her
>Over time can't take it anymore, eating me alive
>Confess feelings
>Arms heavy knees weak mom spaghetti
>She says she feels the same
>o shit
>I get released before her around a month later (most people only stay 2 weeks but I got fucked over)
>We stay in contact
>have gf now

>>36085143
How did you change anon?

Met her on 4chan on a feels thread on /b/.

I ended up getting my dick sucked from something I thought would never happen.

In the end, 4/10 because I lost the romance when I saw her in person, just wasn't physically attracted to her man.

>>36085391
I just didnt feel like the same person. Looking back at who I was before greece I saw myself as an asshole and realized how many bad things I did. Like the guy the girl fell in love with wasnt the same guy that came back from greece. Idk how to really explain it well. I guess I matured.

>>36085451
Lots of couples mature together. That's what makes their relationship strong.

>>36085604
I understand that but she was way too immature. She was obsessed with memes to a negative effect. She hadnt grown at all in the year and a half that I knew her. Plus she was still in highschool and it was just too hard to date her. Especially since her parents were extremely strict.

>>36085639
Any idea what she's like now? That sounds a lot like me actually. I should mature asap. Thanks for the reminder.

>>36085691
Shes still the same. My sister goes to school with her and says shes the same. Be careful anon, sometimes its nice to stay immature for a little bit longer.

>>36085717
It is, but I don't want it to affect my dating pool either. I'm actually more mature than the rest of my peers. But I have a meme addiction that could be a huge turn off and come off as immature? It's bad man.

>>36085771
If you're more mature than the people around you then its going to be hard for you to date any of them. Thats Why I couldnt date her

>>36085717
I've been with my girlfriend for 7 years. We met at university. I was sitting in the lectre theatre, and she walked up to me, I started talking to her, and she approached me after, and we went to lunch. She had a boyfriend at the time, but ended it with him two weeks later.

Before that I had a short term relationship with a girl in high school for 2 years. Met her, at judo practice, she was under u53kg division I was u90kg division, so we never trained with eachother, and never really spoke until we went to nationals with eachother, and, while staying in the same hotel, started banging...

>>36085801
Haha im guessing you didnt mean to reply to me

>>36085789
You should try dating someone older than you. Though even then you might be disappointed. I once did that and she turned out to be more immature than I was. Go figure.

>>36083676
Last gf was like four years ago and she died. Met her in class. Really goofy,loud little thing. Huge boobs. We broke up and just this year I found out she's been dead like two years. We only dated 4 months but man it hurt. She was a really sweet girl, just way too loud. Like her normal speaking voice was megaphone levels.it was nice because she was such a looser in school she had no fb, no twitter , nothin.
But that's also why I had no clue she died.

Saw her and recognized her from class. She was with some weird friend and we were going on an art trip. I introduced myself to her and had the mindset "fuck it I don't care if she doesn't want to talk to me or finds me creepy, I don't wanna be bored I wanna talk to her" so I did for most of the trip and mostly just told jokes or asked questions, she was into me. We dated for 2 years.

>>36085837
Its hard to find older girls who want to date youngers guys. Like much older is easy but im only 18 so trying to find a 24 year old is hard. Especially since I cant compare to other 24 year old guys.

>>36085801
get into details about the bang please

>>36085839
Anon I'm so sorry. How did she die?

Sounds horrible.

>>36085851
I don't think it's that hard. A lot of guys at 24 are very immature, as they just want to drink, party, and be an obnoxious drunktard.

>>36085890
Well the question is how to meet them you know? Like the only way I know to get girls is through school and I dont have classes with any older chicks sadly

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I was out to a festival with someone who I sort of know. I was sperging out big time and he had some of his friends there. One of which was some weeb girl. I didn't cover my power level properly.
We talked a bit, she got a bit drunk, came over, gave me the succ. The next day we watched some chinese cartoons and all I could think was how much I hate myself for allowing it to happen. My wizard powers, now unattainable.
She stayed for a second night, but I pushed her off when she tried to get physical and she got fucking mad. Like she lost her shit completely.

She called a cab, told me that I was playing with her feelings and I could only remain smug about it. Thats when I realized that I don't want a gf and I don't want any other people in my home.

>>36085876
Drowned in the ocean. Dummy didn't know how to work with the tide....
I know her, we didnt date long but thinking of her out there panicking then just giving up makes me so...angry and sad.

>>36085907
That's true. At that age a lot of them are already in grad school. Are you comfortable using a dating app like okcupid? Your age might throw them off at first but maybe some will give you a chance. You can even find girls your age that are mature if you look hard enough.

We are the same age and my best friend is very mature just like us. But it was rare to find.

>>36083676
by sifting through hundreds of girls online until I found the right one.

>>36085910
If the peepee didn't go in the vagenee, you're still technically a virgin.

>>36083676

The first one was the cousin of my roommate and best friend.

When I was at uni I ran a tabletop RPG in a room in the English building. A girl wandered in one evening, joined the group, and eventually became my second girlfriend.

The third one (the one I'm still with) was the best friend of the 2nd one.

>>36085950
I guess, but I can imagine my powers being really shit once I hit 30 which is in 3 years.

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>>36083676
>17yo
>depression.jpg
>doing a shitload of drugs
>eventually need a new cocaine dealer, my old one was on the run (again) because he's paranoid as fuck
>get referred to a few, and most of them are selling garbage
>getting a bit frustrated going down the list, considered trying my luck online
>next one is a girl I met a year ago at a party
>buy drugs from her for a while
>while I'm there we hang out and smoke some weed and hang out
>eventually run out of money
>she says I can pay a different way
>pic related
>sex for drugs a few months
>develop romantic feelings from her
We dated on and off for about 3 years.

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>>36083676
>2 years and a half ago
>forced by teacher into some school project shit (that """self-improvement""" faggotry kind of thing)
>fucking around browsing r9k on my phone most of the time
>full of overly happy retards and landwhales who looked like salarians except for an 8/10 stacy and another qt
>stacy turns out to be an absolute bitch
>me and qt are now hating each other on the low for no reason
>i think she's an insufferable smug hoe
>it's mutual
>few weeks pass
>have to do some group work
>me and her are the only ones without a group
>fuckno.mp4
>get matched with her
>laugh our asses off the whole time and talk about random stuff
>turns out we had a shitload of common interests
>same music taste and all
>she's not that bad after all
>only person I can talk to from that whole group
>fast forward a month
>dumb ass school shit ends
>we keep in touch
>talk all day and meet up casually for like 4 months
>never really planned to date her, we just got along mad well
>invite her over to hang out
>have some unexpected amazing fucc and start dating for like 6 months

didn't really work out but I still find it hard to feel legitimately attracted by someone else, no relationships or sex ever since
fuck i miss her

>>36085813
Fuck you, I can talk to whoever I want.

>>36085859
Well, because it was just me and her going from the club, I had her phone number, and we had a general plan to meet up, and have someone there to be in the coaches chair for either of our fights, etc.

>waiting in the lobby for her, shadow boxing in my head, being fucking weird because I'm uncomfortable around girls at the best of time
>We meet, and walk over to the club, we get talking the whole time. Not even about judo, it was about movies
>Club is closed, opens at 5pm
>Walk back to the hotel
>Go back to my room
>Laze around talking, eventually grappling comes up
>She wants to show me a turn over
>We start wrestling on the bed, laughing.
>Her legs are in guard, I'm above her, I start rubbing her legs, first jokingly
>She likes it
>I put out my arm, giving her an arm lock, she forces my chest ontop of her
>I kiss her
>I start rubbing her chest
>Still in guard so, I can't back away
>I'm pretty hard now
>weird dry humping, you can't really dry hump someone in guard...


Completely forget about practice till late, when we go, it's awkward. But we find separate partners and train. We walk back together, and kiss goodbye but sleep separately.

>>36083676
Tinder. I came back here in early 2015 one day randomly and there were Tinder threads. I didn't even realize Tinder was a thing, so I downloaded it. THAT SAME NIGHT, I think it was a Friday, I met my oneitis. She asked ME to meetup on a date that coming Monday. She was a Mormon, and consequently a virgin.

Then we were together for like a year and a half. Tons of sex, she was my height (5'9) and ~140lbs with DD boobies

good times

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>>36083739
Kek, makes me wanna act cray so i end up there

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>>36085417
>meeting on /b/
>Expecting an attractive girl
Wew

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I met her on July 4th before the fire works went up, I was trying to get with her friend then lol

>>36083676
my ex was just sort of randomly introduced to my small online group of friends since things were awkward between her and her old one. we clicked instantly and were together for two years before she got tired of my shit and left me, never looked back, and joined her old group of friends again.

>>36083676
She asked me to vote for her in the student elections.

We met in midddle school, I was her first boyfriend. She was like my 7th.
At this point we've known each other for over 10 years and we've been dating for 4 years(we reconnected after high school)

>>36083676
Part of me wishes I was fine with dating non-Virgins, because I know I will die alone. I don't know how you guys can do it. How can you be intimate with a Woman who's had sex with another man?

>>36083676
She was a freind of a friend and was trying to hook up with one of the dudes in my circle. He rejected her and she asked me to drive her home. She found out I had a girlfriend on our way to her house and came onto me really hard immediately after. She came on so strong (even invited me into her house for a bj) that I got really nervous and just kissed her and asked for her phone number. The next day we spoke on the phone and wound up making plans to get a motel room together. We hooked up, had amazing sex, found out we really sexually compatible and that was the beginning of a long and annoying relationship. Dumped my other girl maybe a week after we started fucking.

>>36083676
Bumble, she is pretty cool, r9k would like her, but I'm sure they'd just call her a Stacy

>>36087273
Scum.

Original Scum

I arrived at the bus station and there was this cute tall pale blue eyed girl in summer clothes sitting on a sit.
When I passed by her her head followed me, so my spider senses started tingling.
I sit some two empty sits from her.
She kept looking at me from head to toes.
So I looked at her with my bestest smile.
She smiled back, I asked her name, noted that she wasn't getting into any bus, asked if she was waiting for someone, she said her momma.
So I took my cellphone out, looked at the time, said I had a place to be, that I'll travel to another state today.
I said that I would be back in 5 days and we should go out when I get back, she smiled a wide smile and I asked her phone number, she gave it to me, I got back to the city, we went out, we hit off.

We worked together for several years. Turned out she was crushing on me just as hard as I was crushing on her, but we were both too shy/awkward to say anything. Finally a mutual friend got us together.

Dated for a few months. Ton of fun in bed but unbelievably dull in almost every other way.

>>36087365
wh- what?
z

I sent her $500 after I found her on 4chan

>>36083676
I was playing league of legends with some friends and they were just adding some friends theyve had in to the call, after that the chick added me and we just started talking and there you go.

One was some sort of family of a friend and when we were at the friends weekend house she and her friend came 1 day earlier and spent a day there which is where we kinda got to know each other, i knew she liked me based on things she was saying so the next time we were outside, my friends and her, i just asked her for her number and there you go

Last one i met in the psych ward, saw her drawing some shit and just approached her talked about the drawings told her i could show her mine when possible and got her number for that reason, and worked from there
As far as general advice goes, gonna sound impossible for most robots and asocial people but the best way to meet women would be expanding your friend network.

>>36083676
I went to sleep and in my dreams i met her.


Then i woke up.

>>36083676
At college the guy in the apartment across from mine was engaged to a girl going to a different uni. His fiance came to visit and brought her roomie. They asked me to come along to dinner so she wouldn't feel awkward or ignored as they caught up after 2 months apart.
She and I hit it off immediately.
We're together still, the people that introduced us broke up

>>36083676
>Through a friend
>Omegle
>In a store
>At work
>Online
>League


This isn't counting the sluts I've fucked

>>36087273
You cheated on your girlfriend for two weeks.