Who else can't wait to beat their future wife because she found you so late? ^.^
She'd probably you leave and report you, that's messed up, man..
Or she could the one to end up beating you up to. Never under estimate your partner/gf/bf
>KHHV for 30 years
>Meet qt.3.14 7/10 grill at social event
>Asked her out for a date because I deserve the normie life
>She said yes, robot no more
>Fast forward two years, everything going well, relationship better than ever
>Popped the question, she said yes
>Spent a fortune on our dream wedding
>Agent r0b_9001 activated
>Overcame by senseless rage for whores and beat wife senseless
>Wife filed for divorce and took everything I have
>tfw women are vampiric succubuses which suck life out of men and thieving whores who rob you of everything you have with no repercussions
/r9k/ was right!
>>36076381
Who said I live in the U.s.? XD
>>36076071
*SMACK*
I want to beat my ex until she loses her unborn child
>>36076019
>^.^
you absolutely must kiII yourseIf right now
>>36076435
Hits you with your broomstick or shoes