>billions of humans had sex

>>36074487
> 51% of the population are women
> still no gf

Orginals

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>Someone creampied your mom
Your mom is a lewd slut

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>>36074511

>this guy had sex
>you didn't

>lizards have sex
>spiders have sex
>birds have sex
>snails have sex
>you don't

>tfw there are dogs who have fucked roasties
>tfw still a virgin

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>>36074524
>tfw rummaging through closet 1 day
>come across some old magazine from the late 80s
>pick it up and 2 old polaroids dropped out
>1 was mom on her knees with cock in her face and a load sprayed all over it
>other was dad standing over mom while she was holding his dick
>wasn't prepared to see those pics and eyesight actually faded away for about an hour before I could see again

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>>36074487
>Thousands, maybe a million women worldwide are fucking their dogs but would rather coke on shit then jump on your dick

>>36074631
>>36074754
>your oneitis will tie the knot with a dog aeons before with you

man's best friend, huh? i'm onto you mutts.

>>36074700
post the pics of your mom please

>>36074511

It's prob not that hard to get some if you lower your standards

But it's not really worth fucking someone you don't consider attractive. What's the point where you can never get the best. Might as well forget it