/britfeel/

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>Tfw no gf
>Tfw not even weeb so no waifu
>Tfw empty husk of a man
>Tfw illiterate and can't even express my feels through poetry

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There's only one way to make this thread comfy.

Are you here bobby anon?

gonna go for a dump lads, wish me luck and let me now if you would like a update

>>36071421
I actually feel worse after wanking.

>>36071431
I am here, and I have pizza again, please no judge, Im getting back o nthe healthy next week

Can you put up the stream please?

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>>36071325
Salty white boy edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36071450
Hows it going so far anon? pictures?

>>36071486
BLACK MEN WERE KINGZ AND SHEITTTT

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Goood evening, /britfeel/!

How the heck are you doing today?
What have you been up to?
What's your favourite album of all time?

Hope you're feeling great and have had a good day doing all the things you enjoy!

My favourite album is a tie between Metropolis Part II and Scary Monsters!

Please please please can we keep that shit in the old thread.

>>36071501
Stop misusing this meme

>>36071476

Just gonna make a brew then will do

cytube \\ Roadwarsfeel

:3

https://youtu.be/J7PWMtiDQn4

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What county are we all from? Staffordshire dragging in.

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>>36071546
Doing good today anon!
Been doing what I always do, trying to get as hecking comfy as I can
My favorite album of all time is probably Wild life by La Dispute

Its a bit of a tumblr band, but honestly, it gets me in the feelz evertim

>>36071614

Oxfordshire

unoriginalshire

>>36071486
Heard some white girls talking about this on the bus ffs

>>36071573
*Smacks lips*
YOU
*Mispends benefits*
YOU TALKING BACK TO A PHARAOH, WHITE BOI?
*Raps off beat*
SHIEET WE GON GET YOU NOW CRACKER

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>>36071486 (you)

very poor bait

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>>36071546
>How the heck are you doing today?
I'm doing okay, sleepy as fuck and getting ready for another good old night shift.
>What have you been up to?
Sleeping/showering/shagging the wife.
>What's your favourite album of all time?
Mogwai - Young Team or Flaming Lips - Soft Bulletin.

>>36071646
Glad to hear the word is spreading. Did they say which one of us is their favourite?

A lot of girls like Augustine but plenty like Kwame too.

No comment on how many like me.

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today on OKC lad's adventures: this stuck up bitch

>>36071699
Either post hand and timestam or fuck off.

>>36071431
https://youtu.be/_aF_4zgQa38

reminder that you should be joining NA/EDL/BF or the BNP and fighting for your nation, hate niggers and pakis, if they post in this thread shut them down and shout them out

they are not wanted here, this is a white only country and a white only thread

Oh, it's great being white in Andrew Prince's neighbourhood

>Black boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates "chocolate"*

>You get to fuck EVERY one of his sisters

*cuts to sister getting bleached by 'ghostie'*

There are those among you who are NOT JEWS but are a synagogue of SATAN. KILL bankers - KILL your government - KILL Sessions - KILL Hollywood - KILL MSM.

>>36071736
send her a turing test joke and post response

>>36071614
>>36071630
Cambridgeshire here

>>36071736
Call her a black tranny bitch.

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>that marker in the lake district

>>36071750
Why should people of colour be forced to identify themselves? Is this nazi Germany?

Back to /pol/ you far right loon

>>36071759
Yeah if you were bullied at school maybe, or angry that you can't get a shag. Or both. Luckily not all white guys are such sad cases.

>>36071765
I'm happy for him to be with my sister. He's a great guy.

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>>36071614
Essex (North West)

>>36071797
He's pretending to be a known black person but has provided zero evidence.

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>>36071759
>reminder that you should be joining NA/EDL/BF or the BNP

already did m8

this thread only has 100 regulars, go spam on /pol/ where you'd be more effective

>>36071800
Hand and timestamp or into the oven you go.

>>36071759
>NA
Didnt they get shut down?

>>36071546
>How the heck are you doing today?
pretty good

>What have you been up to?

reading, watching dragon ball z, worked out, and posted on brit feel

>favorite album

joy division - closer

>>36071857

No, although we would glady support you sterilising yourself with female hormones.

>>36071325

>tfw an anon lives down the road from me

Aylesbury anon do you want to cuddle

>>36071807
That's pretty close to where I live.

Better watch out lad.

>>36071599
Nah. All the best guys are being called up now.

>>36071889
sorry mate i have a bf

>>36071850
They're still about m8

>>36071917

Still about spamming in this thread

>>36071889
>c-can I cuddle another man please?

The proud white race, everyone.

>>36071893
I'm a trainee hikki so i think i'm good.

>>36071928
I'm not spamming anything, you paranoid weirdo

>>36071917
You mean officially banning them didnt make all the lads stop being racist and go home like good boys? Shock.

>>36071945
/Goodfellas/ was created out of a blatant inferiority complex and this post proves it.

Ooga booga

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>>36071614
Derbyshire
Please let me out ;_;

>>36071980
>thinking that guy is actually the creator of the show

You are actually dumber than the real creator.

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Heh u mad blak boi?

>>36071981
What is the context of that original photo?

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>>36072004
I...I can't remember doing this.

>>36071980
All I'm saying is that it's never the decent, good looking, strong, well adjusted white lads who are racist. The ones who actually have claim to being part of a master race are always fine.

It's the sad cunts that are racist. The thickos. The anime losers living with their mum. The prison gays who just want a cuddle. The skint ones with no money.

>>36071830
good lad, hope to stand shoulder to shoulder with you when we will are finally allowed to crack open shitskin skulls

holy shit there's an anon in stockton? i was born and raised there, what a fucking hellhole i'm so sorry lad

>>36072022
It's actually the lad from Meme Lover.

>>36072033
Hand and timestamp or back into the fields you go

>>36072037
Yeah once you get the right anxiety pills and you can finally leave the house, I am sure you'll be cracking skulls in no time.

weedman said he'd be half an hour and it's coming up to an hour now

i just wanna get wrecked lad come oooooon

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>>36072033
>it's never the decent, good looking, strong, well adjusted white lads who are racist.
Exhibit A

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here's a "virgin" muslim, who has answered 28 pages of sex questions and is inexplicably not getting laid on tinder

who the hell is she kidding?

>>36072065
If your weed guy doesn't do that 99% of the time then you are a lucky fucker. I usually just expect him to take 3x longer than he said, and if he turns up earlier than it's a pleasant surprise.

>>36072033
This tired old strawman.

It's interracial porn addicted cuckolds who want to flood Europe with third world scum etc

The pioneer of DNA research commented on niggers being inferior...what a loser!!1

>>36072088
i just call it dealer time, if they say 20 minutes, its 40+ and things like that

>>36072033
>the thickos
Oh here we go.
I love this one.

If it's the thickos that are racist then why is everyone bitching the media is racist. I mean, if they're smart enough to control the media and keep the black man down, can't be that thick.

Nothing against blacks or that, but this annoys me that people with a different opinion to the left is a thicko.

It's like when anons here post all footy fans/players are thick as shite.

RIP Don Rickles, absolute legend and roast master general ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZblPwNLH6hg

>>36071617

Glad to hear buddy! Getting heckin comfy is my personal life goal, how comfy did you get on a scale of 1 - 10
1 being a bed of nails, 10 being a coma!

>>36071679
Aww hope you get a second wind full of energy soon damon anon! Also hope your night shift goes quick and safely!

>>36071867
Another anon doing well! V glad to hear friendo. Sounds like you've had a bloody comfy day to be honest, what are you reading?
I've never listened to joy division

>>36071945
channel 4 don't do homophobia mate

>>36071981
What show is that guy from again?

>>36072118
gamecenter cx mate

>>36072096
Tell me a bit about yourself to disprove it.
>>36072114
I'm not homophobic. I like strong black gay men. They don't "cuddle" like little girls. They fuck arse, and they do it hard.

>>36072060
Why? You're a creepy paki with no social skills, you'd just ruin peoples nice night.

>>36072079
Didn't our Nick go to Cambridge? I bet he's better educated than you

Cool cherry picking though 10/10

/pol/ ruining another thread

>>36072110
>On a scale of 1 to 10
I have transcendent your mortal scales of comfy

I have become comfy with the universe, and the universe has become comfy with me, and am comfy and I am eternal

About a 12 on the comfy scale

>>36072126
What's your opinion on Kele from Bloc Party. He's an effiminate poofter.

>>36072080
>muslim
>would fuck her cousin
Shocking

>>36072122
Thanks

Originalarino

>>36071613
Projection

Victory #1

Thanks for pIaying, kid

>>36072126
haha queer

>>36072126
>Tell me a bit about yourself to disprove it.

Med student, gf, upper class family, three close friends.

>>36072147
I'd fuck my cousin if she wasn't underage too but I'm not gonna say that on OKC

>>36072126
>>36072146
>>36072157
>>36072162

Can we stop replying until we get proof he's even black?

>>36072172
i'll reply to whoever I want thank you very much

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Fucking bleached lads

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>ctrl+F waifu
>1 result
>not even someone asking for the posting of waifus

You know what to do m8s

>>36072199
Non whites can not be normal.

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Lads, why are anti-fa fags dressing like the racist football hooligans they so hate?

>>36072195
>pro porn
no idea how people get their knobs stiff to that kind of shit. it's so contrived

Lads, my IBS has flared up massively just in time for gf's birthday weekend

> loads of drinking
> obviously in places without usable toilets
> trains from her village cancelled due to strikes so only buses

It's a fucking perfect storm. Trying to ride it out on starving myself and taking loads of medication but my anxiety will probably trigger it anyway

I don't know if it's worse to be a robot all the time or to get brief periods of normality that always get shattered by anxiety issues

>>36072200
pathetic cunts like you are on the way out, we actually want to make sure the white race continues unlike you anime benders who would rather shitskins took over

Do threatres have dress codes or can I go in my hoodie and jeans? I fancy watching some of the bard, but I can't be doing with all that dressing up bollocks.

>>36072110
>what are you reading?

im reading democracy incorporated. it is pretty interesting

>I've never listened to joy division

they are my favorite band but at first it took me a good few listens before i got into them

>>36072033

Well this is the problem, isn't it? 'Decent, good-looking, strong, well adjusted white lads' tend to have the minds of overgrown children, having been coddled their entire lives by necessity - otherwise they'd manifest some flaw that would exclude them from being 'proper racists.'

Frivolous men who succeed because they look and talk nicely, and are presentable, have allowed our society to fall into decay by their flippancy, their puerility and their inability to behave like serious people.

If so many people are sad cunts, thickos, anime losers, skint, etc. does it not suggest that the airy fairy goodboys on top, with their big, dopey smiles, are incompetent, and despite how big and strong and handsome they look to people like yourselves, are simply a tarted up, degenerate reflection of the rest of us?

That perhaps they feel no responsibility for anyone besides themselves, because they can't?

Of course they aren't racist. They're not going to be communists either. You have to actually encounter difficulties in life before understanding that something is wrong, and you have to have a grasp of your own interdependence before you recognise forms of politics beyond careerism/opportunism.

>>36072162
That's great lad.

>Med student

Should be really easy to prove. Timestamped photo of your textbooks should do it.

>>36072254
God bless. Someone doing something about the state of these poof, nigger, paki friendly threads

>>36072195
size of his chap though...

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>>36072110
Cheers lad, just slapped on some pumping tunes for the walk to get me hyped for work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiMrrleH_hI

Shouting...
Lager lager lager
Shouting
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing

>>36072146
I bet he takes it up the arse, brutally, from massive cock. I respect that. It must hurt.
>>36072268
No, because it isn't their job to force you to succeed.

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weedman arrived hurrah hurrah

>>36072279
I am at work you bellend.

>>36072254
>we actually want to make sure the white race continues

Why?

One day you'll be dead and none of this will matter any more.

>>36072323
send me some in the post la

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>new re:view episode
>it's just rich and jack

>>36072334
t. shitskin

kill yourself, you arent going to win this war, we will get our country back

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>>36072216
I've never seen Antifa in anything other than shit Primark black hoodies. It's the nogs who are appropriating Stone Island.

>>36072332
Of course lad. And I bet you don't have your student ID with you either, or anything else that could prove you're telling the truth.

Victory #1

Thanks for playing, kid.

>>36072334
hello '''''''mixed''''''' anon

>>36072360
Why would I carry my student ID around with me to work?

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for some fucking reason i'm rangebanned on another board even though i hardly ever posted and when i did it never broke any rules. so i started posting off my mobile (data) to avoid this, but then after a few days i got rangebanned again. so i took my my mobile data off for a few minutes, put them back on and it was fine.

i can't do this anymore, rangebanned again. i heard theres a way to avoid this. and have your range changed on on mobile data. any of you lads know how?

would be greatly appreciated.

>>36072279
How about you timestamp your black hand?

> they won't just gas all the homeless

got to wonder why the government keep them around?
like what's the point of them? just gas, gas, gas.

>>36072412
Back to /pol/ you nazi scum

>>36072382
You don't take your wallet to work? A likely story, kid.

You claim to be a med student from an upper class family, but you are working at 9:30pm. Hmm...

I know a lot of guys who are med students, and the course load is massive. The only ones who work are the ones who come from poor families and are forced to, or later on in their course when they are working in hospitals.

Don't you feel like a sad bastard having to lie online to stick up for your race?

>>36072323
where can i find my own?

>>36072437
>Don't you feel like a sad bastard having to lie online
delicious ironing

>>36072452
the internet m8

>>36072386
Do you live near Amir? He's gotten dozen of anons rangebanned because of his paki ban-evading arse.
>Potentially qt trap
>Hides their manish face when cosplaying as Satsuki
Why? Hers is masculine anyway.

>>36072437
>keeping your student id in your wallet

You expect me to get my wallet out every time I need to access a university door? When did you go to uni? 1990?

>>36072321

I don't want them to. Their parameters for success are false. Its just a bit of nest-feathering before retirement.

If you want to construe yourselves as the best men, then yes, you do take responsibility for the society as a whole, only a mentally decrepit nuWesterner would contradict that.
It has been recognised by all lasting elites that they must extend consideration to the working classes or else their society will rot and they will lose everything to the thickos and the skint.

The 'decent' people you adulate are brainless, overindulged and unfit for purpose. They look nice, but that's their main quality. They were bred and raised for being agreeable, they were not raised for stress or duty.

>>36072437
>I know a lot of guys who are med students
Yeah I'm sure the crossover of med students and race baiting retards is massive.

>>36071325
>Someone in Chad
>Black marker in Doctor Congo
Every single time I see one of these map

>>36072080
>photo outside the louvre
>obviously doing recon for a terror attack

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>>36072200
Do you ever get the feeling that everybody else in the world seems to instinctively "get" something which you just dont? Not a specific thing - just like as if everyone is giving each other knowing glances when your back is turned, as if to say "yeah, this guy doesn't get it at all."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR3Vw8J8vUo

The only good thing black people did was make decent tunes to get pinging to in the 90s.

>>36072531
They are more med students than the lying bastard in this thread who claims to be a med student from an upper class family but he's slaving away god knows where at 9:30pm on a thursday night.

>A WOMAN who repeatedly harassed a man via Facebook has been given a suspended prison sentence and will be supervised by the probation service for 12 months and must participate in rehabilitation activities for 30 days.

rekt

>>36072571
You're a lying bastard who claims to be the creator of a tv show. Why should he provide proof when you dont?

>>36072584
jail the man for having a normiebook too

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Starting to wish Richard would come and kill me as well.

>>36072584
>harassed a man via Facebook
What? Just block the crazy bitch.

>>36072584
Kek squared... equality biatch

>>36072615
This.
And what's with kids killing themselves because someone is bullying them on facebook.

Here's an idea, block them, and when you get mail from 'anon' don't be a mung and think he's apologising, he's probably calling you a wee poofter.

>>36071759
Literally jokes of organisations.

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finally dyed my hair. idk if i like it desu.
also to that that anon in the last thread fuck you. im not prison gay im bisexual and primarily attracted to masculine men. im just confused + insecure about my gender identity..

>>36071325
>Some poor cunt lives in Leciester
Wonder if he has to watch his little sister shagged in the basement or just recruit more for the pakis.

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>>36072559
Constantly. I feel like I'm an alien sometimes. I've literally asked people to teach me certain things and they just can't explain it

>>36072559
>just like as if everyone is giving each other knowing glances when your back is turned, as if to say "yeah, this guy doesn't get it at all."

I got deja vu reading this, is it a quote or something?

It sounds like an esoteric feel indeed

Laughing at this cunt trying to claim he's a med student and has a girlfriend to try and prove racists aren't losers, then he gets exposed as a liar proving categorically that they aren't just losers, but also liars.

Now he's disappeared and he isn't replying. Fucking hilarious.

Victory #2

Thanks for playing, white boy.

>>36072654
go away homo

>>36072654
>im not prison gay im bisexual and primarily attracted to masculine men.

t. i want a 10/10 god of a man or nothing

>>36072654
>insecure about my gender identity..
You share the same feels as Azulad and Amir Hussien. Fantastic company, proud of you.

>>36072691
Laughing at you refusing to prove you're actually black.

>>36072654
Dammit. The Jews got another one.

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Did you thank your Kev today?

>>36072654
>another proud white race member

>>36072691
TIMESTAMPED PICTURE OR YOU'LL BE GETTING CURBSTAMPED

>>36072758
Where does he get off calling himself sexy?

>>36072770
Will you fuck off? Noone ever liked you.

>>36072719
Stop mentioning azulad's name, he's an attention seeking cunt

>>36072775
Are you saying Kev isn't sexy?

>>36072654
what colour lad? always wanted to do mine but too scared.

>>36072791
He's a better poster than you.

>>36072791
FUCK OFF AMQUEER YOU ARE THE LEAST LIKED PERSON OF ALL TIME

EVEN YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU

"Med student" liar still not replying, completely BTFO.

Probably crying now, having to face up to the fact that he had to lie about himself on the internet because the truth is so pitiful.

So, so sad.

>>36072821

fight, fight, fight!

Moni, call this guy an insecure bitch or something.

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>>36072691
>All racists are losers
>Not all blacks are overtly criminal low i.q retards

>>36072826
Fake nigger still not posting hand. Absolutely BTFO.

>>36072758
Already booked by ticket to see him defend the heavyweight championship!

>>36072791
>Noone ever liked you
>you of all people saying this
not sure how you escaped my filter but you're going back on it

>>36072758
does he do bender porn on the side?

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>>36072481
she isn't a trap, lad. no, i don't live near amir (?) i've been trying to figure a way of posting from my phone again, got any tips/suggestions? i'm at work now, so can't post from there.

>>36072846
Posting your stupid image isn't going to make up for the fact you had to lie about being a medical student on the internet.

>>36072857
Get his signature for me will you?

>>36072889

wow shoutanon, a fucking 'imposter'.

you just gonna take that?

>>36072559
That's Autism you're describing
You may have Autism

>>36072912
I'll be selling them on alphabay

How man personalities does BritNormie have now?

BritNormie
ScotAnon
Terry, Poley's friend
Andrew Prince
Shoutanon

>>36072691
>>36072826

I like how you 'claim victory' over some guy, having just avoided replying to my post yourself.

>>36072918
You make me laugh lad.

>>36072909
Posting another shitty reply isnt going to make up for the fact you had to lie about being a nigger on the internet.

>>36072821
Atleast I'm not a fat, poor loser. Have enough to buy and sell your family.
>>36072879
Always say they will but never do.

what's the best board on here to walk me through AB? I need more diazepam than my GP will give me

>>36072933
Top lad. I'll trade you a Greggs Sausage roll for it.

>>36072954
Don't forget

>Poleaboo
>Azulad
>Junlad
>Lenlad

Thursday night is Povvo Kino

Benefits and council estate scum thanks to Channel 5 broadcasting

>>36072954
>tfw you're never get recognised as a britfeel personality

>>36072973

>Atleast I'm not a fat, poor loser. Have enough to buy and sell your family.

You're not in the maze any more, pak man. You can't buy people with cherries here.

>>36072990
>Junlad finally fucked off

>>36072990

is BritNormie all of the waifu characters too? kek

>>36073003
My house is worth more than a lineage of his white trash family.

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>>36072997
I know that feel too well.

OriginalHillman

>>36072990
AND NIGI

>>36073017
/brit/ is too fast for any of the weebs to get over, that's why they are here.

Someone got pakipoos address? I know one of you has it

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>>36072559

Hope you don't mind me using you're waifu for drawing practice lad

I'm trying to learn how to do fabric but the draping hasn't come out quite right I don't think

>>36072909
Not him, nignog.

France's IQ drops 4 points per decade because of African immigration
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289615001221

>>36073017
Yeah he is literally all of them. It's scary how many characters he is on here. In fact I'd say that he is almost every character who has ever posted on here.

>>36073040
Yep and Nigii.

>>36073056
16 St Alban's Street, Rochdale.

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>>36072143
Ahahaha oh anon, please teach me your comfy ways!
12 on the comfy scale is insane!

>>36072200
Hope you don't mind if I butt in with a husbando post!

>>36072267
That looks really interesting, I have a friend who would love that, I think I'm gonna recommend it to him. Thanks anon!

>>36072306
I've heard that tune so many times yet I've never known what it's called, thanks damon anon!

>>36073056

I do, but amir went to jail weeks ago, so wont let it out.

this has been a couple of impostors ever since.

>>36073034

I repeat; you are not in Pakistan any more - you can't exchange property for slaves on the Britain.

However, I will buy your sister. How does a crisp five pound note and a bag of Jelly Tots sound?
Tempting, eh?

You can have some time to think it over. I'm open to adding another bag of Jelly Tots, but there I draw the line.

>>36072973
EITHER THE PILLS KILLED YOUR BRAINS AS WELL AS YOUR BALLS OR YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER

>>36073078
So what do you do for a living with your high IQ mate?

Recognisable Britfeel personalities
---------------
Poleaboo
BritNormie
Scotanon
>tfw Stuck in East Devon
Pikeyanon
ElliotDoxxer
Nightwalkanon
Bobbyanon
Shipposter
Bookieanon
RichardHillmanAnon (and his parents)
Isles of Scilly Anon
Hackney drug dealer
Andrew Prince/Good fellas spammer
Gloucester Anon almost murdered outside his flat
35+ year old anon who wasted his life on Atari
Paki Rape Gang spammer
BNP anon
Former NA anon

>>36073094
Hello Sir, I represent C4 and we are interested in creating a virtual chatshow with the vocaloid character 'Len Kagamine' as host, i understand you have something of a affinity for this character, would you be interested in coming aboard the script writing team?

>>36073114
>Jelly Tots
They're absolutely Haram lad.
Better make it Cadburys chocolate.

>>36073114
you are the worst haggler ever, why would you say that you're willing to add in another bag just off the bat

>>36073149
So what do you do for a living that prevents you taking a picture of your black hand?

>>36072954
Those are all the same person.

>>36073067
I don't know quite how to feel about this tbqh lad

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>>36073151
>tfw made the list

>>36073171
>So what do you do for a living

I write TV shows.

>>36073151
>still not recognising any of my personalities
ffs and i shitpost so hard

>>36073151

I havent seen eastdevonlad for a while, i did hear he was wageslaving though, is he ok or has lenlad got hold of him?

>>36073151
>35+ year old anon who wasted his life on Atari

I know all of those except this one

My favourite posters with recognisable personalities aren't listed there. I have cracking taste in britfeelers

>>36073196
And you cant afford a camera?

>>36073151

I hope to one day make your list.

I'm going to be putting a lot more work into my character over the next week, looking to get 125 posts out by sunday.

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>>36073151
>tfw I'm a recognisable personality

>>36073193
which one?

>>36073198
and who are you?

>>36073185
>I don't know quite how to feel about this tbqh lad

I knew it, her arms are weird and too long, aren't they.

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THIS WAS THE DAY I KNEW I MADE IT

>>36073228
>which one?
Hackney drug dealer. Although 99% of my posts have nothing to do with that.

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>>36073151
Here's one from the golden days of /britfeel/.

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>>36073151
>RichardHillmanAnon
That has quite cheered me up a bit. Thank you.

>>36073228
i can't just tell you lad, that would ruin the whole act. fuck sake, gonna have to stay up night thinking how i can reinvent the character now

>>36073196
Post your beautiful black....

t.white girl within a one mile radius

>>36073290
>within
with*

Going on the dank web, you lads want anything?

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>>36071614
W E S T S U S S E X

>tfw East Sussex has a better flag than us

ANNEXATION OF EAST SUSSEX WHEN!?

>>36073290
My penis is only average sized

>>36073324

some temazepam and a jar of strawberry bon-bons.

cheers mate, i'll pay you when you're back, yeah?

Guys check out my review of a ramen shop in New York

http://www.itsmilkandhoney.com/new-york-ippudo-east-village/

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>>36073151

I am 4 of these

>>36073389
off you go to another thread nigger lover

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>>36073151

I might not be posting or /nightwalk/ as much soon, i could be going into wagecuckery at a 24 hour petrol station, ill still be up all night but wont be wondering around pointlessly

>>36073254
Tilde was alright in my opinion. He pointed out that Ricky gervias misspelled his name

I miss bonsai too, he was great

>>36073389
i'm only 2. need to step my game up

>>36073339
Let's see it then, all the white girls within a one mile radius have already seen it

>>36073299
ya cheeky cunt

>>36073424
You're confusing me with the fictional character "Kwame Augustine" from the 2017 Channel 4 show "Good Fellas"

>>36073411

make me, spamming faggot

Just talked myself down from a pizza and garlic bread takeaway to a bowl of porridge and an apple
gonna make it

>>36073324
Can I get a price check on a shit ton of morphine?

>>36073094
Comfy anon here

You got to wear comfy clothes
You got to be in a comfy place
You got to have some comfy food/drink
You got to watch/play/read something comfy

This is how one becomes comfy

>>36073444
Good lad. Proper wouldn't mind some porridge myself. Might get some after dentist tomorrow.

>>36073444
Proud of you lad

Don't want any Britfeelers on My 600lb Life

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>>36073151
>mfw on the list

>>36073420
GORRILA-CHAN WAS THE REAL MVP

ALL HE WANTED TO DO WANT HAVE A FUN MOVIE NIGHT AND SOME ARSEHOLE JUST HAD TO SHIT POST IT TO DEATH

>>36073451
300ml bottle goes for about 100 quid

>>36073472

which anon are you, anon

>>36073462
I'll be on it at some point, but its okay, I'm not white so you can all make fun of me desu

>>36073479
he messed it up by creating an insufferable bunch of movie night faggots

>>36073444
Porridge is my go to snack when I just want something quickly.

>>36073500
Bobbyanon

Does Porridge have a comparable taste to anything else?

It looks like baby sick so I've never tried it

The 33% of non-virgin lads need to leave, you're ruining the comfyness.

>>36073550
Quite uncomfy of you to say non-virgins aren't welcome. :(

>>36073550

how are we? I never mention my sexual activities

The spammers ruin the comfiness far more

>>36073550
I'm virgin with women, but not men (was prison gay)

Am I allowed here?

>tfw my expertly crafted subtle persona is unrecognised meanwhile egregious bad bait takes over the thred
fine you low brew plebs have it your way
ITS GAME OVER FOR WHITEY, HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER, TINY DICKED VIRGIN NEET LOSES HAHA
this is the future you chose /britfeel/

>>36073550
I bet theyve all had sex with each other...r...right lads? haha

Has this been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TihtQ5zCdw4

>>36073569

Go and have sex with your girlfriend you fucking loser

>>36073324

Opal Fruits and a Yop

>>36073569
I only ask once. You know the frog noise
>>36073575
True, but you normies are still a problem
>>36073582
Gays are fine, just don't be a faggot
I'm bi too

Are any you guys aware of Kay getting her 5 mintues of fame on national television?!?!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4_m726mUBQ

>>36073510
I CAN'T VOUCH FOR OTHERS BUT I THINK FOR THE MOST PART WE JUST WANTED TO WATCH A MOVIE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

I DON'T KNOW WHO CAUSED ALL THE DRAMA THAT RUINED IT BUT IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED

>>36073550
I've had sex but the last time was many years ago with my fat American cousin.

>>36073594
A video boiling corn...

*twitches*

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>>36073594
>Just a dab....i mean slab of butter

>>36073543
Not really, it just tastes like...porridge. it's really nice though.

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St Elliot's day on May 23rd.

Massive leaks coming soon

The 33% of non-white lads need to leave, you're ruining the comfyness.

I feel like we're getting a bit personality obsessed, even none tripfags are getting upset people dont recognize their contributions

case in point >>36073586

I propose we institute a 48 hours ban on personal details

We keep all discussion opinion based, and refuse to respond to any tripfags, if we ignore them hard enough they will leave, who is with me?

>>36073663
We finally get rid of the waifufag prison gay harem, and this wank pops up instead

Not chuffed

I'm thinking about breaking up with gf because I can't handle her drinking and we're incompatible anyway, even though I do love her (sober).

How easy is it to get 4/10s on tinder or OKC or whatever? I don't want no sex ever again

>>36073703
how fit is your current gee-ef?

>>36073663
kys nigger lover prat

>>36073703
How old is she?

I swear most women become alcoholics when they hit 30+

>>36073720

A lot better than a 4/10. Objectively the best looking girl I've ever slept with but there's only been 5 tbf.

>>36073703
wait are you the anon that was fed up with his gf keeping on getting drunk and pissing the bed?

>>36073728
this, that poser is an obvious shitskin

we need to start calling out shitskins whenever they appear

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>>36072695
stop bullying me
>>36072697
im be happy to find love with anyone at this point i dont mind what gender they are now
>>36072813
what do you think bbe

>>36073729

Early 30s. She just never grew out of the uni drinking culture and now she has money it's multiple bottles of wine whatever we do

I also have a drinking problem so this isn't helpful

>>36073729
>most women become alcoholics when they hit 30+
This doesnt seem factual at all.

>>36073770
Have you seen how many of them can't go more than a day or 2 without guzzling the grape jew?

>>36073746
>tfw you will never have a girlfriend to drunkenly piss in public on the way home from the pub with

feelsterribleman

>>36073767
Sounds like every """adult""" female I know.

>>36073594
>see title
>oh, it's some witty dish combining corn and cod
>get to end of video
>where's the cod?

Does anyone have any protips for getting NHS treatment for depression? It's 2 weeks to get an appointment with my GP plus about 8 weeks for an appointment at my uni counselling service. I genuinely might be dead by then.

>>36073761
>the proud white race

you cant make this shit up

>>36073783
Thinking about it you're right actually. It's always 'a couple of glasses of wine' as a reward for a hard day having a vagina.

>>36073790
Start self harming. I'm not even joking.

>>36073761
I would like to see you take nigger cock desu.

>>36073550
Is this why you are a racist?

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>Their are actually gender bender posting on /britfeel/ right now

this needs to STOP

Politics goes on /pol/
Identity fagging goes on /soc/

/BRITFEEL/ IS FOR TALKING ABOUT CRISPS, SOCKS, THE WEATHER, OUR LACK OF GIRLFRIENDS AND DUMB YOUTUBE VIDEOS

GET YOUR SHIT OF MY COMFY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36073746

I am indeed, lad. Good spot.

>>36073784
>tfw you'll never be able to use her pissing the bed and your complete understanding/non-reation of said event as a free pass to something embarrassing that you yourself have done/will do

>tfw no bf to buy benzos and rub his feet

>>36073761
>those fat as fuck brick layers hands

yeah what a femboy lmao

>>36073790
Suicidal gesture. Cut your wrists in the shower or something but make sure someone finds you

>>36073748
Agree with this. The half caste anon is a tit, he needs to go. He's probably the Andrew Prince poster and the /Goodfellas/ spammer

>>36073828
>OUR LACK OF GIRLFRIENDS
you mean boyfriends

>>36071546
>How the heck are you doing today?
Decent, just drunk tea really.
>What have you been up to?
Typing up essays for English literature, reading history, playing vidya
>What's your favorite album of all time?
Not really an album, more of a compilation but TOTAL - has the best of Joy Division and New Order.

>N-n-no I'm not a loser, I'm a m-m-med student
>Ok prove it
>He disappears never to post again

Hahahaha. Still fucking laughing.

Victory #3

>>36073843
you seem to have made quite the persona for me, thank you

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Are you or have you ever been a member of BNP or similar organisation whose constitution, aims, objectives or pronouncements may contradict the duty to promote race equality? *

>>36073872
>n-no I'm not a bored fat white guy
>ok prove it
>n-no

>>36071546
Fuck you avatar fag

>>36073872
If you're going to steal peoples superior rhetoric, then do it correctly

Saying you're laughing means you lose, because it's blatant damage control used to falsely take the high ground

Victory #1

Thanks for playing, kid

>>36073889
You signing up to be a bobby there anon? Only thats very much like one of the question they ask on the application form

>gay nazi general

>>36073889
Who would answer yes to that question even if it was true?

>>36073889

what's that for lad?

I saw something similar on the police recruitment guidelines i read the other day, kek

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>See webms of gore and people dying
>Don't flinch
>Read pic related
>Burst into tears

what's wrong with me lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-39515621

>>36073935
I think you have a touch of the gay

>>36073909
Pretending to be the one who invented the "Victory #X, Thanks for playing, kid" meme?

Pathetic.

Victory #1

Thanks for playing, kid.

>through utterly bizarre circumstances I become acquaintated with petite qt I bump into every now and then
>she seems legit into me and not a whore
>finally get her number
>send her message on WhatsApp just asking how she is
>gets read straight away but no response after four hours


BITCH BITCH BITCH

I'm giving up for at least a year. What a waste of energy

>>36073935
you want to fuck your mother sexually

>>36073886
Mental health issues are common among half castes. You're not fully accepted by either race and it causes resentment. It's probably why you come here to disrupt our threads and make us /uncomfy/

Mixedrace children suffer from more health problems
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/

>>36073915
>>36073921
They're looking for PSCO's and theres no formal requirements so I thought of applying

extreme long shot given I'm an autistic long term neet but whatever, why not right?

>>36073790
attempting suicide is basically an instant queue jump.

>>36073965

what organisation were you part of, are you former NA anon?

>>36073963
its really baffling that you think im behind so much shitposting, you can even search up my posts as i usually mention my northern irish dad and american mum, you have been making yourself uncomfy by just thinking every one who disagrees with you is me

>>36073955
Seeing superior debating skills and trying to appropriate them?

Would expect nothing less from someone such as you

Victory #2

Thanks for watching. Don't forget to smash that like button!

any lads watching first dates? star wars guy seems like he posts here desu

>>36073935
jesus what kind of fucking piece of filth do you have to be to drown some random guys dog in their own bath. Every time that he goes into his bathroom and looks at his bath hes going to be reminded of it. Only explanation i can think of is that the burglars knew him and the attack was personal, otherwise i can't actually imagine how someone would have the ability to do something like that.

>>36073997
I wasn't a part of any of them, but given the sites and content i've been posting this whole time gives me cause for concern

>>36073935
Sounds like you need more shovel dog.

>>36073965
pretty comfy job lad, all you do is walk around and get told to fuck off when you try and give people fines for dropping fag ends from what I've seen.

>>36074010
Still trying to claim he is the one who made it up?

I bet you're the guy who lied about being a med student.

Victory #2

Thanks for playing, don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!

>>36074001
we know it is you because of how hurt you were yesterday at the get out shitskin posts

ps get out shitskin

>>36074001
It's hilarious I disagree with him all the time and he calls me mixed anon like it's some kind of 'gotcha' moment.

>>36074048
ive been on 4chan for years and years, do you really think shitskin, nigger and things like that are going to affect me?

>>36074040
yeah I'm a huge moralfag that hates scum and and disrespectful people, I'd get a huge kick out of it for sure

they'll probably decline me because of my history of mental illness, but i'll play the disability discriminiation card and complain anyway

>>36074070
something that will affect you is when you have your head cracked in the race wars

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>tfw not white
>tfw no one knows

>>36074018
>jesus what kind of fucking piece of filth do you have to be to drown some random guys dog in their own bath

Probably smackheads

broke in and the doggo runs to the door thinking its owner is finally home, yelping with excitement and one of the druggies strangles it and dumps it in the bath, leaving it to die

>>36073965
It's worth a shot

FYI, when I apply I can say I'm not a part of those organization because I'm not, and even if they knew I was posting on the chan I'm not actually being a racist, just looking to get comfy

I think the question is more for catching people that used to be a part of the EDL or national front, not really appropriate for police work

>>36073921
We got another wanna be bobby, /policefeel/ when?

>>36074046
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery

As you have copied me, that's a 5x Victory Multiplier

Victory #7

Thanks for the Gold! (that's a new one, see, only the innovators have the creativity)

Post something that makes you proud to be British.

>>36074086
I think the rule is you need to be off any anti-depressants etc for at least 3 years. Otherwise they tell you to reapply when you get to 3 years off.

>>36074125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTw3_PmKtc

>>36074096
a race war isnt going to be happening, the uk will wake up though and implement strict controlled immigration though one day, and force people who want to come here to assimilate, things which wont affect me in the slightest

>>36074111
>5x
>Adds 5 rather than multiplies

Oof. Embarrassing

Victory #3

Edit: Wow, this is my most upvoted post ever! Thanks to the dumb kid I was replying to!

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>>36074125

this senpai desu desu original