>tfw a fat roach flies into your fucking room
help
>>36058148
Roaches are pretty easy to care for. You just need a glass enclosure, some water, and a bit of scraps for food, and maybe a bit of wood for hiding under.
Happened to me last week I'll guide you. I got two plastic bags and put them on my hands as gloves. I then put on snowpants, a hoodie with hood up, construction goggles and a surgical mask. I sprayed the roach with a foam spray so it was stuck and then trapped it in a cup. I then filled the cup with isopropyl alcohol.
t. deathly afraid of buggos larger than pill bugs
I finally fucking got it jesus christ
thing was like 4 fucking inches fuck florida
Don't squash the thing. It will attract more.
Speaking from experience.
>>36058417
I hit it like 5 times with a shoe how fucked am I?
>tfw a roach flies into your room
>you cryogenically freeze it with an upside down can of compressed air
>tfw you are high from the large volume of fumes in your room right now
>>36058148
Don't kill it, OP its just looking for a home
Trap it in a cup and throw it back outside
>>36058450
oh shit clean up any mess it left quick!
>>36058148
Don't speak to your mother that way.
>>36058305
Sounds like you'd benefit from a hazmat suit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qF5_P2e_T0&t=620s
>>36058148
>Tfw there is a moth in the hallway
Looks like I'm going to sleep hungry again
>Summer is coming.
>Hornets will be back.
>>36058625
>Syrian woman gives birth in Aleppo
>>36058305
I have a fear of roaches crawling inside my clothes and me being unable to get it off me without squashing it and getting bug guts on me
>>36058612
I DON'T THINK I CAN GET IT ALL OUT I CRUSHED IT ON A RUG
>>36058818
Pour isopropyl alcohol on that shit senpai
>>36058148
>tfw sleep paralysis episode where spiders descend slowly from ceiling onto you
>flies
Watdafak
>>36058883
I hope it works thanks anon
>>36059007
Even God lives in fear of what he has created
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqxQhkVqao
what are you doing in Turkey?
>walking to my room
>hall is dimly lit from the light of my room
>hear light buzzing in the silence
>see what looks like a fat roach flying above me
>run at light speed to my room and slam the door
>can still faintly hear the buzzing right outside my door
THERES SOMETHING OUT THERE AND I HAVE NOTHING TO KILL IT WITH WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>36059531
There's no other options anon, you'll know what to do when the time is right
ask it if it can make kebab
>tfw roaches don't fly in your third world shithole
What the fuck? I knew roaches have wings but some can fucking fly?
>>36058755
I was talking to a friend once outside. All that time I felt some tingling sensation in my pants.
I put my hand in my pocket and it felt something cockroach-like squirming on my leg. I grabbed it with the pocket acting as a glove, opened my zipper and confirmed that it was a fucking cockroach. Panicked so hard I almost screamed like a girl.
Fucking friend laughed at me when we confirmed it. I was so embarrassed but couldn't help laughing at myself too.