>tfw no bf who is tall, dark, and handsome

>>36057284
>tfw no bf who is tall, dark, and handsome
I tried to post this earlier but mine wasn't original enough and I didn't care enough to switch up the phrase to be original like you did

I think I tried
>tfw no tall dark and handsome bf

I wonder where that phrase even comes from

>>36057284
Is that the girl from iCarly?

>>36057325
Dark hair, mysterious and dangerous countenance.

>tfw no tall, dark, and vaguely ape-like boyfriend

>>36057358
>Is that the girl from iCarly?
Yes
Her name was Sam in the show
She was the bitchy side kick I believe
I think her real name is Jeannette mcurdy or something similar

She had nudes leaked during the icloud thing
They were not impressive

VERY dark; not so handsome

>>36057284
So glad all these African and Arab men are coming here to Europe to liberate me from the tyranny of European """"men"""""

>>36057284
what the fuuck is she wearing dude why would you wear heels to the grove when its pebbly all over.

>>36057284
She's so tiny in comparison, I wonder if she can fit it all in.

>>36057543
I bet he looks better than you

>>36057645
Did your girlfriend leave you for a Great White Dick?

>>36057547
I'm Canadian and I feel the same way. Canadian "men" disgust me so much, I will never date one of those losers. I can't wait until we are repopulated with some real men

>>36057284
6"3, Dark Hair; but fucking ugly. Super recessive chin, no eyebrows, can't tan, and slightly overweight. FUCKING KILL ME

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>>36057667
>I'm Canadian

lol I bet