>work overtime today, extremely tired when I start my four mile walk to the bus station
>About two miles in, I hit a wall and can hardly keep my eyes open. I'm literally drifting in and out of consciousness while walking.
>Trip while walking across street, scrape knee on trolley rail and come to my senses momentarily
>During one of my lapses in consciousness, a fart is let loose and it feels wet
>I grasp at straws, trying to convince myself it's just sweat
>Stop at gas station, buy monster so I can use their bathroom
>Pull down pants, preparing for the worst
>My first wipe is extremely wet, and a light brown. A mixture of sweat and shit
>Takes about fifteen minutes to clean myself up, cashier knocks on bathroom door to ask if I'm okay
>Miraculously, none of the feces leaked into my underwear. Though I still smell bad
>I still have to ride the bus home, sit in close proximity to others
>This is the first time I've shit myself in years, I feel horrible physically and mentally
I want off this ride. I try to fend for myself by being a wage slave, and end up feeling childish after I routinely fuck up at work, or in this case, shit my pants. It's like I'm just a little boy, fuck
>>36054955
Where do you work? Maybe you should take it easy and see a doctor.
>>36055005
McDonalds, I'm taking tomorrow off. This is too much. Why can't I just be a NEET.
>>36054955
When your shit is liquid, there's nothing you can do man. I shit myself like that a few years ago.
>>36055026
Wow you are a massive pussy. I work at McDicks too (counter and drive through). How do you get so tired so quickly?
>>36055290
nigga walked eight miles and worked all day fuck off garbage can
I'm sitting in Safeway now, can still smell myself.
>>36054955
don't be that hard on yourself man, i shat myself while pissing in the street (i was way too drunk) and i was the one pointing it out to my friends (well, i needed tissue y'know). that was a fucking good laugh. i even tell the story to other persons sometimes. that's really no big deal man.
>>36055290
Fuck off Chad, Normielad is >>>>>>>>>> that way
Everyone's done a long-walk sweaty poo poo at least once. If they haven't, they're either a sedentary robot who literally never leaves the house, or a full-blown Chad who always does. It just ain't natural for people like us to walk long distances or be outdoors.
And at least you found a toilet.
>>36056036
>long-walk sweaty poo poo