What do you think your final thoughts would be mid-air right

I just wanted to be happy

>Did I forget to DBAN?

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>>36054675
>"I'm going to close my eyes since they say you pass out before you hit the ground anyw-"

it would probably be something like

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHHHHH

apparantly quite a lot of people who jump instantly regret it and are filled with renewed appreciation for life. there's been studies and interviews of people surviving falls and saying as much

>>36054675
Probably start thinking about that backlog I never cleared.

Also, I would wonder why captcha kept asking about pictures of gas stations.

>>36054675
>Weeeeeeeeee
Splat

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>>36054675
I'll finally meet dreamy girl

>better open my parachute now

>>36054675
"Government cant find my 9 petabytes if cp if they cant find my hardriv- SHIT ITS STILL IN THE PC"

holy fu--gotta go fast

I'm so fucking indecisive i'd regret jumping mid-fall and be so fucking pissed.

God why have you forsaken me?

"I did it... What an idiot I a-"

"idk what 4chan was talking about but candlejack isn't r-"

OP is a fa- *splat*

>>36054675
>I shouldve at least done it in a more interesting way.

>wait a second, i'm not suicidal

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I'd be hoping deep down that a cute gargoyle guy catches me.

besides that probably saddnens and regret

>>36054675
I hope you're happy Marshaaaaaaa

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>>36054791
then
>*aims for pedestrian*

I know I'd regret it instantly, but only because my instinct to survive would kick in. If I did end up being saved by a gargoyle or whatever, I'd feel the same way again once the adrenaline wore off.

if i say candlejack will he save m-

>>36054842
It's too bad they can't do some kind of therapy that fakes suicide.