Simple things that everyone else can do and you are unable to do

>>36045416
I can't use our gas stove cause I'm afraid ill get burned when i light it

>whistle
>make my bed properly
>type quickly without severely fucking it up
>talking on the telephone
>work a normal 9-5 job
>hold a conversation for more than a minute without prolonged periods of uncomfortable silence
>quit smoking and drinking

>>36045416
>whistle
>study
>keeping calm (i tend to scream when I'm alone, no particular reason)

>>36045416
let me explain finger snapping
the sound comes from your finger striking your palm. The finger movement is just to increase the speed and force. You move a finger toward your palm while holding it back with your thumb. then slide your thumb out of the way

>whistle
>use a mop/broom

>>36045416
>control my impulsive desires
>apply discipline to my life
>do things I don't want to do but really should do anyway

>>36045642
you managed to say the same thing in three different ways.
Discipline is a skill
Like any, it gets better with practice.

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>>36045416
>I diagnose autismo

>can snap all 4 fingers

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>>keeping calm (i tend to scream when I'm alone, no particular reason)
>>no particular reason
Some of you people.

>whistle
>start a conversation
>form a sentence without thinking in detail about what I'm going to say
>write/type quickly

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>>36045416
>whistle
>snap my fingers
>make a simple batch-file
>not take a joke personally
>cook real food
>not fap to fartporn
>be amused by shits and farts and not aroused

Drive

It actually fucking hurts. I dont care about not having a gf but not being able to drive upsets me

>>36045416
I also cannot snap my fingers

feels badman

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>>36045416
>tfw I had to invent a new way to snap my fingers because I can't do it normally

>>36045416
Whistle
Walk
Sit
Dance

As far as I'm concerned, if you can drive, whistle or snap you are a normie.

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>>36046283
What?
I do this. It is for no *particular* reason.

>>36048855
i can drive and snap my fingers

can't whistle shough

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>>36045501
>>36045536
>>36045539
>>36045539
>>36046805
>>36048000
>>36048840


also can't whistle like these anons, either

HOWTHE FUCK DO i WHISTLE ???

I can't dance for shit. I just don't get it. Even when i'm on stage playing music, if i get really absorbed by what i'm playing i zone out and stand completely still, not moving anything that isn't necessary for playing.
every time i have to force a super awkward movement

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>>36045416
>snap my fingers
snap* snap*

>>36048885
I think the secret is to pucker your lips out a little. Blow (lightly) like you're trying to put out a candle while moving either your bottom or top lip forward and back. The goal is to make the perfect hole. Might help to cringe your top lip a little. Just practice. I'm sure you can find a video that'd be more helpful than me.

>>36049160
I tried that, fuck off whistlefags
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04buYzzRSg9

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I can't shit
I don't mean that as in I am incontinent or have constipation because I don't have any muscle problems
I just can't really shit in the right way. For example I felt a bad stomach this morning so I kind of thrusted my asshole it the air while I laid down stomach first until I managed to shit. It went all over my bedsheets lel. That is the only way I can make shit come. On the toilet I just feel uncomfortable, it is hard to explain

>Whistle
>Use a washing machine/dish washer
>Climb over a 6foot fence or even a 4 foot fence I find impossible. Couldn't climb a tree for shit.

why the fuck is whisling such a normie skill

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>>36049390
>>36050071
>>36049220
>>36048885
>>36045501
>>36045536
>>36045539
>>36046805
>>36048000
>>36048840
>>36048878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rQGyQKLWNy

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> starting a conversation some other way than blurting out autistic historical references and shit

>>36050500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s3JkASImkG

>>36045416
>keep a simple job
>carry a conversation
>drive
>make eye contact
>do a push-up

>couldn't whistle until 18, and only because I did it by accident
>still can't snap my fingers very well

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>>36045416
1. make up lists on the spot
2. remember simple things

>live a happy fulfilling life

you guys can't possibly be serious
either you are 8 years old or straight up retarded

I can whistle and snap my fingers. I can also make squeaky farting noises my clenching my hands together in a specific way. I am a multi-talented autistic.

>>36045416
>cook
>have a stable routine
>socialize
>phonecalls

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>>36045416
>whistle
>socialize
>keep any sort of routine
>be happy

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Get a boyfriend
Be attractive
Be straight

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>whistle
>ride a bike
>find the motivation to work a regular job with regular hours day in and day out

>>36045416
>socialize
>get a job
>pretty much anything that involves interacting with other people

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>>36045416
>whistle
>open cans of soda
>scratch people
>close my mouth completely

>>36045416
I'm bad at addition and subtraction, so I have to draw small pictures to understand how to add/subtract in this particular case. And yet I somehow passed my Calculus exam.

>sleep
>speak in complete sentences

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>leave house
>contact other human beings at consistent intervals over time
>earn or deserve respect from self or others

>>36045416
Still can't say the word February. I can only say it as "Febyuary"

leave this website

orig

Im 19 but still feel like a kid. I cant drive, have no social skills, no job, and generally flounder when attempting adult activities. Pathetic!

>>36048806
how do you do it?

originally, i mean

>>36052204
i'm 19, have a job, can drive, have less-than-stellar but existent social skills and also feel like a kid

>>36051131
how did that happen by accident?

>>36052217
>stack thumb, pointing finger and middle finger on top of each other
>slide middle finger down quickly
it's the autist way

>>36045416
>RIDE A FUCKING BIKE
>snap my fingers
>put frames right
>whistle with my fingers

Like the bike thing is fucking annoying because people will always be like "HAY y u no comme and taek a byke for w0rk???" when I fucking can't ride a bike, no matter how hard I try.

>whistle
>longboard
>tie shoelaces without bunny ears method
>motivate myself
>make new friends
>keep old friends
>be myself
>not be neurotic

>>36048885
Try whistling by sucking in air rather than blowing out. Make sure your lips are rounded and fairly firm, like you're drinking out of a straw. Also make sure your tongue is firm and not pressed into the very top or bottom of your mouth.

I couldn't whistle as a kid, but everyone always told me to blow out. One day I just tried sucking in and it worked fine. I figured out blowing out years later but it still isn't as developed as my sucking in whistling.

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>leave 4chan
>leave 4chan
>leave 4chan
>leave 4chan
>leave 4chan

>>36045416
>be happy
>live a little
>die

>>36045537
No it doesn't, it comes from tapping your thumb on the way to the palm you fucking asshole

>>36050071
>be really good at whistling
>actually whistle complex fast music
>sometimes I do it in public without think and normies look at me weird
I guess it seems like I'm straining myself

>>36045416
>drive
>maintain eye contact
>yell
>correctly use iron
>correctly use washer dryer
>roll rs

>love

>>36045416
> read a map
>sit still
>have a boring adult convo
> walk into a room unnoticed

Blow my nose

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>>36045416
I can only snap the fingers on my right hand

>these plebs think they can snap their fingers
haha i want to ___

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>>36053028
>forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJj36ct8GG0
I hope ___ comes soon

I can't dress properly. In my 25 years, I have yet to find a style that suits me. Everything I wear clashes, or fits weird, or just plain looks wrong

>put a sheet on my bed
>talk without stuttering

>>36053352
s-s-s-s-same h-here