>"anon, why are you so shy? It wouldn't happen to

>>36043540

If she said that to me in real life I would immediately push her down in the chair, and then after she gets her head smacked on the floor from falling in the chair, I'd then apply a brutal chokehold on her that would fucking knock her out. She shouldn't say anything rude to me like that.

>>36043579
I'd just whip my cock out and walk away.

>>36043579
>I would immediately push her down in the chair, and then after she gets her head smacked on the floor from falling in the chair, I'd then apply a brutal chokehold on her that would fucking knock her out.
no you wouldn't

>>36043540
You are free to measure it

>>36043540
If a girl said that to me i'd be diamonds.

>>36043579
I agree.
Talk shit; get hit

>>36043624
This. I'm not even a cuck

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If that's true then you should feel no pain when I penetrate your shithole of equal size.

*unzips dick*

>>36043540
Why are you thinking about my dick so much?

>>36043653
>I'm not even a cuck
Sounds like something a massive cuck like you would say

>>36043683
I don't know much, but I think that might be fake

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>>36043540
I'd immediately prove her wrong by whipping out my cock, glazing the donut with precum, and forcing her to eat it.

Then when she finished, I'd fuck her throat for speaking out of turn as my jizz chases the donut's icing down her slippery esophagus.

They don't call me Krispy Kreme for nothing...

>>36043540
I really don't want to talk about this topic, but as far as I know my dick is lightly abpve average. 7 inches. Of course I don't know what that means to you or any other slut

>implying I'm not too shy to explain my dick size and wouldn't i stead just mumble bumble and fumble my words when she confronts me with something like that.

>>36043706
Does me getting hard at her insult make me a cuck?

>>36043540
I eat shaming tactics like tic tacs because I don't seek validation from fucking women

>>36043540
>tfw above average dick but like small penis teasing

>look on the grounds
>give no response
>stand there awkwardly until everybody's finished laughing
>start crying
>cry until I can't anymore
>slowly walk away

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>>36043540
>tfw im actually shy because of my 2" flaccid 3" hard penis size
>tfw she is right

sigh...*unzips dick*

>>36043540
>neet virgin sets the bar extremely low for super Stacey and other neet virgins breath sigh of relief they would be able to touch edges of tiny donut hole

nice try but women only want meme sized dicks

>>36043579
No,you wouldn't do it,because you are a beta faggot like the rest of /r9k/

>>36043540
If only you were that tight

>>36043540
Does she want me to fuck that donut? I don't want to fuck a donut.

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>>36043579
>Heh....I'll make you wish you never said that, roastie titcow!

>>36043683
>what did you say about me you little bitch

>>36043794
good, you tiny dicklet cuck

>>36043927
well you're gonna

>>36043579
>except she doesn't budge when you push her
lamao

>>36043846
Is it a pencil dick too?
I can't imagine a real dick that is so skinny it wouldn't even be able to touch the edges of such a tiny hole.