>what do you mean you've never had a girlfriend anon?

>>36037641
I've had 1 (one) gf before though

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>>36037641
I've had girlfriends before and I'm a nonvirgin, just haven't had one for 5 years now, I am not even sure if I can into dating anymore.

>>36037641
I am serious. Never had a GF. That's the truth.

I mean I'm a wizard. Stay away from me roastie, I wont't have you stealing my mana.

>>36037641
uhhh I just, uhm never really got into it

That's my genuine response off the top of my head, should I just lie?

I'm not attractive and I'm a bad person with a shit personality so I cant make up for it.

>>36037641
look at my face, do you actually think i could ever have gotten one

>>36037641
Ive never really experienced intimacy or had anyone express genuine affection towards me before, including family. A part of me wishes I had, but it doesn't seem to affect me like it does a lot of you other >tfw no gf anons. I suppose that's what sets a wizard apart from a cyborg. We're more dead inside than a mere mortal can comprehend.

>>36037641

Can't hide the nose, roastie.

>>36037641
>what do you mean you've never had a girlfriend anon?
Oh right... I forgot about you. You were my girlfriend once. I repressed it.

>>36037641

I mean exactly what I said. I'm not sure what else I can say to you at this point.

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>>36037641
Gee, i'm ugly, socially inept person with borderline disorder, i wish i'd know the reason behind why i've never had a girlfriend.