Why is it so difficult to find a fucking straight hookup with a woman?

Because you are not and never will be Chad.

>>36033002
I did that last month with a really ugly girl, twice. I used to fuck her friend and knew her from around town but we never really talked, we met at the bar and fucked. Now she won't stop talking to me

This girl wasn't fat just ugly, I could slay fat girls if I wanted to though, the problem is getting them to leave.

Bonus round: If you ignore and piss a fat girl off after you fuck her she'll tell everyone you fucked and you'll be embarrassed and forever be known as the guy who fucks fatties

>>36033002
More options for women now than ever which means they get to be choosy. Men fuck down because a hole's a hole. This means even 4s and 5s won't settle for less than Chad because they don't have to. And the 2s and 3s get with Chad-Minus and Beta-Plus (male 6-8s). The rest of us are absolutely fucked.

>>36033002
Why would they have sex with you, when they've got chads dicks and money on tap?

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>>36034018
Correct, Anonymous

Select again, please

>>36034094
Let's be honest here. Not one of us have even asked a girl out or made any real advances.