>Raised in Arkansas >Dad shaves with a knife, teaches me

>>36029597
You should be mentioned in Those /That kid threads

>>36029597
That's weird dawg.
You want to trim your nose hair in class too?

>>36029618
It's normal where I'm from

>>36029597
she was actually just yelling at you for being a faggot, just needed an excuse to make it seem legit

>>36029639
So is fucking your sister but nobody is recommending you do that either. You're a part of civilization now, act like it.

>>36029597
It's like that at pretty much all colleges now. Fucking pussy liberals ruining everything.

>>36029661
>"South is full of INCEST haha!"
Never heard that before! Congrats Anon!

>>36029597
Maryland is in the south you fag.

>>36029695
No one in the south considers Maryland southern

>>36029618
You should go back to r/4chan or at least stay in the r/4chan containment threads aka "that kid" threads.

>>36029689
It's always Yankee this Yankee that but as soon as you turn it around on a reverse carpetbagger they get their panties in a wad. Calm down Cleetus. Nobody insulted SEC football. We also aren't staring at that extra toe you got there. There's plenty of time left to tell me about how you didn't come from no monkey so don't take it so personal.

>>36029597
You should've told him he was trying to destroy your culture or some libtard PC bullshit

>>36029597
Don't let the fucking your sister meme shame you. There's nothing wrong with being a man. Someone tried to shame me recently for spitting in public. I was standing outside of a steakhouse and needed to spit. According to the fucking cucked slaves around me I should have swallowed snot incase i somehow harm a bush or the eyeballs of the delicate wimminfolk around me. Fuck em. Women don't care about that shit. They just pretend to care as a fashion statement.

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This thread's theme song

>>36029695
Only west Maryland and the eastern shore are even close to southern.

t. Virginian

People would have stared at you if you had pulled out a regular razor and started shaving, teacher was being a bitch though.

>>36029745
>tfw when you live one town away from the Scopes Monkey Trial courthouse
>tfw we were forced to read the shitty play about it

>>36029717
Also no one in Maryland considers Maryland southern.

>>36029778
These days Virginia is northern too
If you're not from South Carolina or below you're a yankee

>>36029597
Your going to get so much pussy.

>>36029661
>implying you wouldn't want to fuck your sister if you had one

>>36029802
Muh Confederate capitol.

I'll give you Nova though, yankee as fuck up there.

>>36029832
I have one and that's the last thing I would want to do. But even if I had a sister that wasn't ugly or disgusting I wouldn't want to touch her. There are too many females out there that aren't my sister. No need to behave like a trashy southerner.

>in airport terminal waiting for flight
>first time in an airport
>buy overpriced Kit-Kat
>the little opening strip tears off at both ends
>grab my swiss army knife from carry on
>cut it open and go about my business
>few minutes later i'm being escorted by the TSA and get yelled at like i did something wrong
they're the ones who missed that "weapon" in the first place

If some ugly weeb took out a knife and starting cutting his face in class I'd be freaked out too. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>36029910
>being so weak you can't tear open a candy bar wrapper
How can you justify living everyday?

>>36029929
It was honestly a twenty second action. I felt the scruff, took out my knife, shaved it, and put it away. Like I said, it's fairly normal where I'm from

>>36029958
Is it normal to do it in public. Please list all the times you were in a public setting in Arkansas and someone other than your Dad or yourself performed this action, in public.

>>36029597
It's far more telling they complained about the knife and not that you were shaving with it. Hell i've never heard of anyone doing that before myself.

>>36029995
School back there, teacher would do it if he missed a spot. Bathrooms in restaurants. People just hanging out in town.

ive whipped knives out in lecture halls and public places before to fix things. no one gave a shit. then again ohio is basically the south

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>be me
>live in Georgia
>half of the fucking northerners down here bitch about how awful it is down here and how northern states are so much better.
>yet they migrate to Atlanta like fucking roaches
>they all talk in loud, obnoxious Boston accents
>"lol everyone here does incest XDDD"
>their children pretend to be "country" people
>yanks buy up a fuck ton of property and turn it into shitty residential areas, destroying forest
>fucking yanks

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>>36031573
>lives in atlanta
>complains about annoying pests
you're only good for making the state money

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>>36031573
I know this all too well as i also live in georgia

I wish the CSA had won and we became our own entity.

>>36029695
>everyone south of us thinks we're a northern state
>everyone north of us thinks we're a southern state
At least I can eat good crabs.

>>36029597
Maryland is absolutely NOT the south in any shape or form. Northern Virginia is more southern than any part of Maryland.

I fuckin hate living in MD.

>t. Marylander on our side of the potomac river

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>>36029597
I brought in a knife for a English project a few weeks ago and the teacher was cool for it. I live in Kansas and the teacher was Yankee from Pennsylvania.

>>36029639
It's normal to shave in class?

>>36029756
No women do care, if I see a guy do it I automatically think they're a fucking mongoloid worth shit in life because their momma didn't raise them right

>>36033159
No one cares what some leftover bitch from /r9k/ thinks. You don't represent other women.

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South of the Mason Dixon line though

Who else in the Towson area here?