Hows your tinder game? Gotten close to 300 matches in 6 months.

>>36027825
>lots of heartbreak
>on an app designed for casual sex

You're doing it wrong.

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>>36027843
Then do it right for me robot

>>36027981
Drop what you're doing right now because you have a one-way ticket on the fucktrain, and I happen to be the passenger with the biggest fun-stick.

Works literally every time

>>36028026
You seriously think that will work?

>>36028059
It's worked for me original

>>36028026
Do this, what's the worst that can Happen? You get rejected again that's the worst.

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>>36028214
True. I've gotten ignored with every other attempt so here's goes nothing

>>36028384
Something like that should get a response, I imagine, even if it's not positive. Then again, I've never used Tinder, so I dunno how it works really...

>>36028384
>>36028594
nah m8, OP is getting some tonight

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>>36028384
>36028384
Gonna hang around this thread to see how it goes for you

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>>36028658
You're right, let's all stay positive here...

>>36028384
I want to use this line sometime in the near future so post them results.

>>36028979
Still no response 30 minutes later

>>36029073
Fuck that bitch, use it on another

>>36027825
If I had a dollar for every time I saw this screenshot. Why are you posting this on r9k for any other reason besides reinforcement at all the betas here? Something tells me shit isn't going too well

>>36027825
My biggest fear of making this shit is being found out by people at college. All that hardass attitude would go to hell.

>>36029152
Did you read the whole post? There's a huge gap between getting a match and getting laid

>>36029073
Try it on someone else! Entertain us.

Does an average looking guy even have a chance?

I'm distinctly average looking and I've had this app for two days and not a single match.

That combined with that fact I swipe left on the vast majority of girls because vapidness is absolutely unattractive to me I'm starting to feel like giving up.

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>>36029210
same line or new one?

>>36029244
Same line. Let's see what happens.

>>36029232
I'm very below average. My "best" friend in high school said "people generally consider you ugly." Not even joking around just being dead serious. My ex gf also said I was a 4/10 but she was weirdly attracted to me.

Where do you live? That may have something to do with it

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>>36029260
Here you go. 2 years older so probably won't see a response from her either

>>36029279
I'm originally in NC.

>>36029301
You could just spam a bunch of girls with the same line and post any responses you get.

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>>36027825
>Gotten close to 300 matches in 6 months

I have more than that in less than half the time

>>36029713
post profile right this instance CHAD

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Tinder is such a fucking mess nowadays, makes no sense.

>live in a densely populated city
>literally hundreds of thousands of profiles at any given time, between locals and tourists and pass users
>have to boost in order to get new matches
>half of profiles here are bots anyways
>when i do get matches i remember that life is a fucking mess and i don't bother talking to them anyways
>most conversations seem to die down for fuckall reason

>>36029447
There you go. Do it OP

What a shitty way to date. Find a bitch who comes out of nowhere and wants to be with you.

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Though, my exprience with it is horribly skewed since I first got on it one year ago after a really difficult break up, and it doesn't help that literally the first girl I messaged was this insanely cool hipstery black qt that was way too into me (should've dates her tbqh senpai), and she just agreed to meet up after literally the first message.

>pic related

>>36029915
Tinder isn't for finding the love of your life anon it's for busting a nut.

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>>36029880
>>36029940
That being said, should I go for her ? She seems kinda qt.

>>36029940
Nigga she's fucking ugly what are you doing

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Also, r8 h8 ber8 ?

>>36029970
Nah, I know, her photos made her seem like this huge baboon shebeasf, but in real life she was fucking adorable. I was shitting myself over getting jumped before I went over to her place.

Also that was a year ago, dumdum.
>inb4 pol

>>36029968
Why would you not go for her if you find her to be a qt? I mean, are you just gonna go after girls you don't find attractive?

>>36029968
Don't let your dreams be dreams, go for it

>>36029985
0 matches
true or naw
lol

>>36029985
you look like you might be mexican and that's fucked

>>36029915
Funny you say that. I went to student orientation for college and a 8/10 Stacey sat next to me and gave me her number. We got lunch at the school and we're supposed to play tennis this weekend

>>36029985
Shave those pubes on your face jfc

>>36029985
Awful haircut man.

>>36030043
Yeah, unless the girl has something that I can use to open on in her profile, I just send the same message.

>>36030073
Well, I'm not. I don't even live in the americas, friend.

>>36029447
He's not coming back. This isn't his thread anymore.

Two legit matches in the eight or so months I've had it.

Both times we exchanged a few messages and that was it.

>>36030159
I'm still here. Haven't gotten any responses yet

>>36029816
I have one line in my bio

it's all looks :^)

>>36029301
This line would work only if you have a big dick

>>36030297
***and if I was attractive

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Only fat girls are interested

Change over to games, mates.

MYHEQ-2YJVC-7FEJL

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>>36030361
1 out of 100 fat girls are interested in me "interested" god dammit god dammit god dammit

it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not

got me a nice pure forever gf

but it wasn't from tinder it was from a thread on this board

she does live 50 minute drive from me but small price to pay desu

>>36030365
I don't want neon hardcorps anon

can I give it back

>>36030365
can i have that blindfolded cyborg game on steam pls

>>36030150
Why ?

Organi

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I really only match with bots. Got two matches today within a two-minute span, which was thrilling. One messaged me and I got so excited/nervous I dropped my phone. When I installed Tinder on a backup, both matches were either fucked by the change or had since unmatched me.

I'm sure the message was only something like "I swiped right by mistake," though, so it's okay. It only hurts a little bit.

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>tfw hundreds of matches but every girl stops responding when I suggest meeting up

Jesus Christ fucking amateurs

Original amateurs comment

>>36030451
>>36030428

Alright, I'll give you a different game. Last one for today though:

7KFZP-6TDGL-7WK97

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>tfw so many roasties waiting for a reply
>tfw this isn't even all of them

how should I shitpost them?

>>36030528
cool it sounds fun even if there's only bots to fight

thnx

I met my current gf of 1 month on tinder

I was using it to find a qt who would trip lucy with me and after a few months I had success. Definitely good if ur looking for something niche and need to cast a wide net.

Start doing drugs robots, its great for your sex life

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>>36030588
>Start doing drugs robots, its great for your sex life

fucking degenerate behaviour

met my gf of 2 years on tinder.

>>36029940
WeII did you do it?

>>36030584
No problem, have fun, and good night.

>>36030564
I eat ass btw

I've recently got a match and now moved to snapchat, getting close to 1 week of talking, I think it's going well.

Probs meeting up soon

>>36030833
Do you use the chat features or are you guys taking selfies? I never understood what was normal for snapchat

>>36030881
We usually take pics of random stuff during the day, only really take pics with our face if it's necessary, when it's late we usually switch to normal chat

>>36030900
Are you guys constantly talking?

>>36030943
We back and forth for about 20 mins a few times a day then it's normal chatting at night

>>36030980
Also I usually try and move messaging off tinder just to show I'm interested, snapchat or even Facebook usually

>>36027825
I don't use Tinder, I'm more of an old school fella, the good ol' chloroform/rope/trunk never fails. She can't swipe left when she's tied up in your backseat and you're balls deep

>>36030679
Yeah. I bought some wine, went over to her place, ended up talking for 3 hours while slowly getting into bed. She never did this kind of thing before. It was awkward at first but you just need that one moment of guts, kiss her and it's all on from there.

I met up with her about 5 times or so, and each time she kept dropping hints about wanting more but i spergd out cus >muhex

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How should I kill myself?
What's original?

>>36031135
I don't know but you might've killed this thread

Mods pls no delete

>>36031135
get a mcjob

save 5,000

fly to thailand

spend all of it rawdogging ladyboys on khao san road

get AIDS

>>36031135
u shouldnt ur fine as hell
:3
much love
-posi anon

>>36031181
Sounds chill
Godspeed anon I'll write your (you) on my grave