It's another "robot runs out of weed so he gets drunk on cheap wine and hits the streets in search of weed" episode.
Going out there real soon, wish me luck brobots
>>36027760
You're probably gonna get your boipucci stretched by niggers
Smoke less weed to make more money to buy in greater bulk and you won't run out anymore.
>>36027760
find yourself a better weed dealer. thats some shit weed bro
>>36027760
>brobots
kill yourself normalfag
boipucci
kill yourself 90's born queer.
>>36027794
shut the fuck up reddit
>>36027779
Complete closeted gay bullshit
>>36027794
The thing is "I don't make money" I happen to run into some by chance
>>36027839
My only contact is my (only) ex. She is moving now so no weed.
>>36027845
Salty bitch/virgin spotted.
What a terribIe, cringeworthy thread
>>36028185
Even though I kind of feel sad for you in a couple of ways, that really is some shit weed. You should score better on you own.
>>36027760
Good luck OP
Try not to get gang raped by Jamal and his gang of other Jamals.
>>36028185
i just ran out of weed tonight
You can just do that? Ask complete strangers for weed? Won't they suspect you're a cop?
>>36028504
you want that loud?
>>36028504
fuck off underageredditfag
good luck op you can always find that ol' good dextromethorphan in your local drug store if anything fails
>>36028504
How do you think (asocial) people like us get drugs man? We can't all do that silky road bullshit mate... You gotta walk the streets man and HOPE to god you ain't gonna meet a bullshitter with overpriced bullshit ass weed
robots always should grow their own weed
when you grow only for yourself it is easy and economic and low profile
after your first harvest I suggest you to get good vaporizer
good luck
>>36027760
Dude smoking that shit turns you into a faggot. Do you have AIDS?
>tfw out of weed and considering smoking res
I know I'll regret it because the high will be shit and my sinuses will feel like shit but I'm probably gonna do it anyway because being sober is also shit.
>/r9k/ suddenly hates weed
Fucking newfags. Weed kicks ass.
>>36028504
It's legal in DC but only if they give it to you for free. I live nearby and wonder what the chances of that happening are. Probably almost zero.
>>36028739
kill yourself 90's born faggot. oroginin
do you live in a city? go to a subway or transit station, or college campus. also homeless people always know where you can get drugs (pick a good one)
>>36028749
Not to mention you don't have to interact with anyone
Drank 2L of cheap ass "wine" just now. Got 4+ hours till my mother and her bf get home from work.
Time to walk the streets and meet the right people. Thanks goes out to some of y'all. Wish me luck now bros. Be right back with some dope, I hope, thanks bros
>>36028495
Me too argggg
>>36028836
/r9k/ hates attention seeking faggots trying to pass themselves off as robots. you must be a real oldfag anon, i mean you've been here 6 months.
I ran out of bho yesterday and desu I'd let a guy raw me for a couple grams of wax
I want to buy some weed, what words should I know and how much should I expect to pay so I don't look like someone who's never bought weed before
>>36028989
>let a guy raw me
kill yourself queer
Just ask normies for the plug, they always know someone.
>>36028749
I second the vaporizer investment. Even a cheaper one like the magic flight is worth it.
>>36029028
"Hey, do you know anyone that smokes"
"Can I score some weed"
>>36029072
I mean when buying from a dealer
>>36028935
>These autistic doodle of a teenager
I like you OP
>>36029056
>pretending he's not a normalfag
>>36029094
"Hey dude just give me a (x)"
Where x is whatever your local lingo is for x amount of weed. Then get the weed. Look at it. Then, and only then you get your money out. DO NOT hand over or show cash until you have the weed in your hands.
>>36027760
thats a shit ton for me. I can make a gram go a week, don't get addicted on retarded shit and get dependencies, just relax
>>36029149
>Where x is whatever your local lingo is for x amount of weed.
I don't know any lingo, what do people usually use?
>>36029028
You just let him know you want some weed. Tell him how much you want in grams or ounces. It's standard to divide things up by 1/8th, 1/4, or 1/2 of an ounce but if you want less than an eighth of an ounce give the amount you want in grams. Prices vary based on location. If you don't know the prices in your area you're probably gonna pay more than its worth so you should haggle a little.