Is anyone else writing their life story? I'm really bad

>>36027735
yeah i'm actually doing the same thing. i've only written up to my 6th birthday so far and it's hard since i don't really have the motivation to write most of the time but it's coming along.
i have a journal too, it works for getting emotions out pretty well.

>tfw my life has always been boring as fuck
Nothing interesting has ever happened in my life, pointless for me.

>>36027953
It doesn't matter, just write about it. My life's not particularly interesting either, but it helps to write it out.

>>36027800
Yeah, I've been thinking of keeping a journal, it just takes much more work than writing my life story, as I have to write about my day everyday.

>>36028524
> Be me, born with social anxiety
> Piss in my pants in kindergarten
> Kid stomps on my face with his foot
> Fast forward
> Be lucky enough to make a friend in elementary school
> Lose friend after I move to another city
> Get new friend
> Become silent man in middle and highschool, no friends, no social interaction whatsoever
> Lose new friend because his parents thought I'm a bad influence on him cause I'm a sociopath.
> Others making fun of me all the time
> Finally get out of that hell
> Go back to old city
> Life becomes "more normal" , make two good friends
> Barely hang out
> Last years of high school
> Literally zero contact with girls
> Fast forward to uni, broken mind, zero social interaction, I'm still a faggot
My life in a greentext. Doesn't really help me sadly.

>>36029065
Elaborate on it. I could easily put my life in a short greentext too to make it seem boring. It's not. Look, do whatever you want man, I just don't think your life sounds boring at all. If it were a book, I'd read it.

I'm planning on writing my life story but better.
By creating "alternative facts" and hopefully distributing them to an extremely large amount of people, I can change what is seen as true.
For example, did you know the person who sang "Don't Worry, Be Happy" killed himself? He didn't actually but the power of people not fact-checking a popular piece of "trivia" has created that as an "alternative fact".
If I can tap into that same effect, I can retroactively give myself a happy and interesting life.

>The day of my birth coincided with a very important day in Australian history. Namely, I was ushered into this world in the maternity ward of Eastwood Hospital in Sydney. The doctor's, nurses and assorted people looking at me would have likely had no idea of the incredible effect on Australian culture that they were the first to see or that I was destined for greatness. Establishing a future pattern that I would follow in for the next decade in order to establish dominance, I began screaming loudly.
>Their first clue towards my glory would have been when they began calling for a specialist, believing me to have two umbilical cords, before realising that one of them was simply my penis. The second clue was most definitely when they attempted to circumcise me and the scalper broke against my foreskin. I was merely one day old and had already begun establishing myself as an overpowering force, both in personality and in sexual power. I briefly considered seducing one of the nurses but decided against it. I had more important business to attend to.
>I continued screaming and then shat myself. I was off to a flying start.

>>36029177
How will it be a happy and interesting life? You'll be a living lie, and eventually something won't add up or someone will find something out and people will figure out that you're lying.