>measured myself
>tfw bumped up from 5'7 to 5'8 (without shoes)
>measured myself
>used to be 5'10, now 5'8 after I broke several vertebrae a couple years ago
I escaped paralysis but am now resigned to manlethood
>>36021179
>measured myself
>solid 7 inch rock hard
>>36021179
Did you know that you're tallest right after you wake up because your spine elongates when you're lying down and compresses throughout the day?
>>36021648
isn't the different just like half a centimetre though?
>>36021648
First thing in the morning I am 5'11.5", the ultimate joke