/britfeel/ the memes of production edition

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>>36021124
First for >tfw no gook girlfriend

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>>36021124

Is Road Wars anon here? I really fancy a stream desu

I want to submit approval for a thread-specific meme, please.

The character will be a 25 year old who posts about how much broadband prices change, very niche but I hope that I can get sponsorship from the large companies.

I expect to post 30 posts, for the first saga, over 6 months.

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Hey BNPanon I made you a meme I hope you like it.

>>36021196
Sounds good lad but you need to up the number of posts, and also add a sexual element.

For example, it turns out that he needs super-fast broadband at a bargain price because he's an unemployed child porn addict.

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>>36021124
Mixed race is best race edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36021198

kek, that really made me chuckle, nice work anon.

Did you know Enoch Powell spoke fluent Hindi? He wanted to be Governor of India back in Empire days, and thought learning a Pajeet language would give him a better chance of being appointed to the post.

>>36021238
I was just getting into the sauce, I was!

>>36021124
Racist white boys BTFO that a based black man creates all their content lool

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>>36021196

>30 posts

Pic related is the level of weaponised autism you need

"1686 results found"

>>36021238
Pandering to groids and getting raped by Pakis is British culture.

>>36021249
I did actually. Wasnt he the youngest professor in the British Empire at the time? Extraordinary man regardless of politics.

>>36021294
>replying to it
Come on lad you know the drill by now.

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>BNPanon is Shiplad is Elliottdoxxer is Goodfellas poster is Paki rape gang poster


for someone who calls himself a normie he's a fucking creep lmao

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From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale :

Oh, I say :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
And I'll send you mine

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>>36021419
>Some girls are bigger than others
What does this mean?

>>36021403
I was only meming in the last thread pretending to know Andrew Prince.

But it does make sense that Shipanon is the one spamming the Goodfellas stuff. We know he's a racist and he doesn't mind repetition.

What do you have to say Shipanon?

>>36021295

I'm not sure, but I know he was extremely educated. I was always particularly impressed with his linguistic skills, as I've always had an interest in languages myself.

I used to speak a bit of Hindi, and used to practise with an Indian girl at sixth form, she asked me "How come you speak Hindi if you're such a racist anon" and told her the story of Enoch Powell, kek.

Nick Griffin used to browse /pol/ btw, makes me wonder who else did, if Members of the European Parliament were.

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>>36021457
I bet at least one did

>>36021403
>>36021453
>What do you have to say Shipanon?

I am not the goodfellas spammer, I'm also not the person who keeps bringing up the paki rape gangs 'on an industrial scale'

I mean I agree with him, but /pol/ should be kept in /pol/

My friend from work was asking if he wanted me to get his gf to hook me up with her single flatmate.

Idk what I should have said, he didn't have a picture so I sort of laughed it off because I'm incredibly shallow and would be worried she'd be a munter. Then again if she's pretty, I'm also terribly insecure and would think she's out of my league and would not want to see me.

>>36021512
If she was that pretty she wouldnt need to be set up with a stranger.

lost a lot of respect for shipposter
it's like finding out tom hanks rapes children or something

>singing along to the moana soundtrack by myself

why am I such a faggot lads

>>36021183
I'm here anon, you pop in on

>>36021527

That's true, though he's also mentioned one who's a bit of a slag, so it could be the same one.

>>36021432
cheeky bit of banter about the size of tits lad

>>36021550
>lost a lot of respect for shipposter

Why?

>>36021506
I believe you about the paki rape gangs but not about the Goodfellas, it seems like your style to post the same thing day after day.

>>36021550
Same here. Thought he was sound since I am obsessed with Ian Huntley. Sad to hear he's a cunt, this is why identities shouldn't get mixed up.

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lads what conspiries do you believe or have read into?

Just finished eating a Burger that cost me 16 bongs AMA

>>36021588
>I'm here anon, you pop in on

You wanna make the stream again?

I watch se4, ep5 earlier, so maybe this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTbjTdAjDE0

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>>36021601
He's a linp wristed Antifa cuck

>>36021605
>Sad to hear he's a cunt

Why am I a cunt?

>>36021632
which fillings did you have? i usually opt for grilled onions, mushrooms and jalapenos

>>36021605
>this is why identities shouldn't get mixed up.

desu I loved 'ScotAnon' and hated 'BritNormie', so I know where you're coming from

>>36021638
pretty lame considering antifa and their allies basically acts like fascist

but it's okay because they dont have the same political opinion as you

all religion is open to criticism except islam because we made up a word to shame you with

express an opinion we dont like e.g. wanting more border control and we will beat you!

Wait I'm late to the thread why is Shipposter a cunt now?

>>36021660
I find your political beliefs disgusting. Normally I'd just put that aside, but you are a far right extremist so it's too much.

Speaking of memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm1IUKreIRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07QJjBdqW5k

>>36021699
They were both Andrew Prince though. He learned to do a perfect Glaswegian accent when he played a Glaswegian asylum seeker in a stage play a few years ago.

>>36021615
Online, I'm a flat-Earther for the sole reason that people get more worked up about that than literally anything else.

>>36021699
im confused. isnt britnormie the one spammin goodfellas and isne he also andrew prince or is that bs too?

>>36021722
>I find your political beliefs disgusting
>On 4chan

You point the finger at me, but merely being on 4chan alone meant there was already a 75% chance of me holding those beliefs anyway

If anyone wants to watch road wars come to cytu be /r/ britfeelwatchesroadwars

>>36021636
>>36021695
Double bacon cheese burger with BBQ sauce, I am a simple man

>>36021638
>Antifa
I remember reading an article about something that happened in spain

I think around ten men beat up a women because she was a fascist.

10 on 1 antifa really need to hit the gym

>>36021758
That's true but I was hoping you were in the other 25%.

The whole thing puts your obsession with Shipman and Elliott Rodger into a new light. I thought it was just a laugh like how I like Ian Huntley, but now that I know you are a hateful guy it's just disturbing.

>>36021763
I'll wait a few minutes before putting the show on for anyone that wants to join

>>36021778
>>36021638
Antifa constantly get the shit kicked out of them even when they jump people. Now the right wing is becoming more organised they're taking one hell of a beating.

>>36021799
>but now that I know you are a hateful guy

you're usually good at bait, but you're letting it slip there

>>36021615
North Korean Utopia is crazy but mainly due to mistrust of the media I think

read about the mandela effect

would like to try dmt for the break through and "enlightment" but Im a lazy neet and have no idea about drugs t b h

>>36021238
The white girls at college just wont shut up about /Goodfellas/ ffs

>>36021867
My mum keeps asking my day to 'buy some boot polish and sneak in the house in the middle of the night' whatever that means.

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If you've got em, post em lads

Talking about them 2dqts, also known as waifus

>>36021867
neither will the white women at my overs 35s tuesday afternoon soulcycle class

>>36021888
My mum said to me "You'd have a girlfriend by now if you were more like Kwame Augustine"

>>36021865
>mandela effect
Probably the most hilarious theory out there
>I thought I had 6 cigarettes left but I have 5, I must have jumped universes!

All the fat white women in Lidl keep talking about Goodfellas ffs

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Canon Dog

>>36021888
My mum has just got a tattoo of Augustine on her back.

>>36021615
I used to work with somebody who was massively into the denver airport thing

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>>36021977
non-canon dog

just went to wipe my arse and there was blood all over the tissue, my shitter feels a bit sore inside what the fucks happened

>>36022044
If there isn't blood in the shit and just on the tissue, it's hemorrhoids most likely.

Any fellow Scots kicking about lads

>>36022089
make a scotfeel

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>>36022011
party dog

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>>36021915

3 weeks into my new job and nobody yet realises I'm just making it up as I go along

>>36022097
dont you dare divide us. we must remain strong together.

>>36022089
Scottish girls can't stop talking about /goodfellas/ ffs

>>36021853
How is racism not hateful? dumb serial killing obsessed poster

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>>36022102
hot dog

orginl

super stoned and the family will be getting back shortly, oh shit lads and im couchlocked

>>36022112
as far as i knew the scots wanted to break free

>>36021867

>implying /pol/ scum have the required GCSE's to get into college

>>36022097
>Shitebag if ye dinny

>>36022062
no blood in the shit mate, whats the best way to approach hemmorrhoids then? do i need to go to the doctor

>>36022089
Glaswegian ex-pat here lad.

Where are you from?

Or "whur ur ye fae?" if you prefer.

>>36022097
nicola sturgeon pls go

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>>36022156
Portable Dog

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>>36022191
hot dog roll

>>36021865
North Korea Utopia is great. Even though it's very unlikely it would be hilarious if it was true.

>>36021716
Even as someone who has many views that would typically align with those of many antifa members they have a huge amount of flaws. Even though I am not against the use of violence for political means in some situations they consistently use it in poor situations only creating a negative view on themselves without any real positive. A fair amount of the far left think they are a laughing stock anyway and are basically LARPers who are poorly read and will probably grow out of it in a few years.

>>36022176
Up the highlands lad, in the middle of fucking nowhere

>>36022170
Probably best to go and see the doctor anyway so he can make sure that's all it is.

I just manage them by doing nothing, they come and go, but mine haven't bled so they might be less severe than yours.

>>36022143

>Befriending Ian Huntley
>Making jokes about Harold Shipman

You're a lot worse than me m8

>>36022164
would the scots done as well with out us? would of they been able to defeat other invading armies? its the Peloponnese war all over again

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>>36022191
Based Big Dog

>>36022209
The North Korea Utopia thing comes from incredibly thick people who go there and don't see/ignore the fact that their tour is incredibly stage managed.

>>36022221
That wasn't me mate. I disagree with your opinions but I'd never call you dumb.

>>36022221
i'm not huntley poster you hateful prick

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>>36022205
Homeless Dog

>>36022210
You never wanted to leave? I wanted to get out of Scotland as soon as I was 18.

>>36022164
We want to break free from your lies. You're so self-satisfied. We don't need you.

>>36022261
>you hateful prick

Who rustled your jimmies, lad?

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Good Dogs
>>36022270

>>36022292
make a scotfeel then

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>here m8 could u do us a favor

>>36022164
>scots wanted to break free
by joining the eu ?

>>36022011
good joke lad

>>36022260
>The North Korea Utopia thing comes from incredibly thick people who go there and don't see/ignore the fact that their tour is incredibly stage managed.
no it doesn't, my friend went twice and said he only saw one piece of fresh fruit both times, even on the tour its obvious how poor most people are

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>>36022261
Antifa cuckold OUT

>>36022220
i think i cut my arse a few days ago, been stinging a bit and some blood on the tissue but today it like covered the tissue

>>36022332
not sure i get this picture, there are 2 NA guys so it was obviously 2vs1

>>36022306
come on lad

disappointed tbqh

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>>36022303

explosive dog

>>36022343
Bright blood is fine, that's just a cut or a hemmoroid

Deep red blood means you're bleeding from your colon and you need to go to a hospital

>>36022347
>violent thugs being able to count
haha good one lad

>>36022292
>We don't need you.

would of you got anywhere with out us though? you country was bound to be at least protectorate of a stronger state. your country was too weak to survive on its own. dont give me meh freedom and read a history book.

>>36022347
antifa went 10 on 1 on a women so anything is fair game now I guess

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>>36022355
Depressed dog

>>36022380
not saying either side play fair, they will do what they can with their advantages and use it, but the whole "hah cant handle it when its equal" crap is embarrassing, they could have at least made sure to get the guy next to him out of the picture

>>36022332
>don't like racism therefore i must be Antifa

so stupid

>>36022306
>>36022376
the absolute state of the pair of you

can't even recognise a bit of queen

>>36022397
Fetch the Prozac

>>36022347
His mates probably ran away. They only want it when they're hiding behind the police or throwing spuds with razers stuck in them

>>36022410
ah I agree with you lad

I'd prefer if people didnt attack each other for different political beliefs but the current time we live in it's easier just to call eachother names and end the conversation

>>36022368
fuck knows lad, the 2nd wipe didnt have any blood on it

>>36022380

I watched that porno and she consenting to the whole thing.

>>36022448
na are gud boys they dindu nuffin

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>>36022397
Frisbee dog

>>36022371
The fash always outnumber antifa because most fascists are braindead thugs who love to fight whereas most left wing people would rather abstain from fighting.

>>36022326
glad someone appreciated it lad

>>36022462
Slight chuckle there lad I enjoyed it

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>>36022467
That's your pet Pakis and niggers, lad

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>>36022469
*teleports behind you* dog

>>36022492
kek literally dindus

If you're involved with some fash/anti-fash demo in any way, you need to be gassed. Honestly.

Waste of human resources.

>>36022473
Interesting. Did you know cuckoldry is the fetish of intellectuals.

>>36022533
here here lad

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>>36022507
>*teleports behind you*
*Votes to make america great again*

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>>36022551
Call center support Dog

>>36021915
>tfw your groceries get delivered and half of them expire within the week.

ffs

>>36022111
cromulent digits pal, is that a new pic as well?

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>>36022582
>forgetting the picture

how embarrassing

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Worked in telemarketing. People hate telemarketers. My gf had just dumped me, and I was dialing people all day who would just hang up on me or, occasionally, call me a piece of shit and tell me to kill myself. Lasted 2 days.

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>>36022558
Bully Dog

>>36022558
That dog outranks Poleaboo at the call center.

>>36022612

How do you expect to earn those kettle chips laddie?

Get yourself in a higher-class call centre and you're set.

>>36022641
Kettle Chips Meme Copyright Andrew Prince.

>>36022612
what I like doing to telemarketers is wasting their time, they expect people to swear at them so that does nothing for me but I love nothing better than leading them for 20 minutes acting like I'm interested only to tell them bugger off when it comes to them asking for personal details

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>>36022623
Another Homeless Dog

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Thirsty Cat

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>some poof sends me a video of some guy riding a dildo through steam

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>>36022698
Triggered DOG

>>36022682
You know they are getting paid for their time right?

You're just wasting your own time. If people did that when I had a student job in a call center, I'd have been delighted. Talking to people is fine, it's the constant redialing that is the worst part of the job.

>>36022582
>is that a new pic

It's newly found by me, I really ought to take some more screengrabs from my waifu's painfully mediocre show, though, or maybe crop some images from doujins perhaps

>>36022670

Under exclusive licence, to Britmemer Ltd. trading as BritMeme! UK.

Step off, or we'll take steps to correct this libel in court.

Bit peeved at the minute lads, Lidl doesn't have Monterey jack cheese slices in stock. I don't want fucking manchego

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>>36022714
>>36022689
Red Light District Dog

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Friendly reminder 'lads' x

>>36022699
Post it mate, feeling like having a wank

>>36022724
in my mind I am stopping them from doing their job, if I am being asked questions I don't give genuine answers and if they are trying to do the hard sell well there's no way in hell I'm buying what they are selling but they can't make another sale if they are still on the phone to me

>>36022775
why can women define what it is to be a man and what it is to be a women

but if a man tries it's toxic and a shitstorm starts?

>>36022775
>living your life based on what women want
Top-cuck

>>36022780
No. I won't post it, you poofter

>>36022810
Hahaaa, stay mad (:

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>>36022766
Gentlemen Dog?

>>36022775
women say this but most of the fellas they get with play video games all day, the only difference is they take drugs, and go clubbing while people on brit feel sit in their room.

its a meme when women say they want "real men". they just want someone who is confident, entertaining, and attractive. not much else matters, especially not hobbies.

video is literally a normie hobby.

>>36022751
Great work Andrew. I love your kettle chip meme

>>36022841
what is there to be mad about?

it's a question that really activates my almonds

>>36022806
Yeah but you have to remember that they aren't judged on the number of sales. They are judged on the percentage of calls that turn into a sale. So if you keep them on the phone you are bringing their call numbers right down and bringing that percentage up.

Honestly mate I'd be delighted and they will be too. For me it would be almost as good as a sale. They also probably mark you on the auto-dialer as a "call back" so that one of their mates gets the same benefit.

>>36022806
>in my mind I am stopping them from doing their job
in a transsexual's mind they're a woman

in reality you're actually facilitating their job

>>36022810
women will generally say "i want someone nice who is a laugh and will on adventures with me"

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>>36022888
Thanks lad, also I've checked your trips.

>>36022890
>Activates my almonds

kek

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>>36022859
Sectioned Dog

>>36022775
Can't say I disagree with her tbqh, I do both those things and hate myself.

>>36022888
go into the archives and prove that you made it.

you are talking shit. you cant claim a meme.

i doubt andrew prince is posting goodfellas.

>>36022961
>I do both those things and hate myself.
then stop?

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>>36021915
>need to write as little as 500 words
>too lazy
What a terrible life I live.

>>36022892
I guess your right but I've never had any of them call back after keeping them hanging around, I get a cheap laugh out of it so I'm gonna keep doing it. it's interesting to see who gets bored and hangs up first as well hearing people get frustrated after so many minutes of back and forth with the conversation not moving anywhere

>>36022978
Easier said than done my man

>give up my only hobby
>give up a strong fetish

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>>36022945
American seeing a kid pull out a gun at school Dog

>>36022972
You seem confused lad.

Can i have one (you)?

but ONLY ONE!

>>36023077
yes

checked as well

>>36023077
No
Checked though

>>36023064
nah, man.

you're claiming that andrew pricne made the meme when there is no proof. unless he provides it, then its nothing but bull shit.

>>36023019
>give up my only hobby
vidya is fine in moderation t b h

The fetish is the hard part
you need to understand your own sexuality at that point and a lot of people arent happy with the answer so stick with traps etc

good luck with that

Where do you find the creativity to come up with these memes Andrew Prince? Who could have seen a packet of kettle chips and thought "hmm I see a meme here".

Fucking Genius

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>>36023049
High dog

>>36022916
The name's Prince. Andrew Prince

>>36023120
The same brilliant mind who looked down at his big beautiful black cock plunging in and out of a white girl and thought "I can write a sitcom about this!"

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POLAND TAKE OVER ENGLAND

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE TAKE YOUR MONIES AND YOUR WOMEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENGLAND IS POLE COUNTRY NOW

NOTHING YOU CAN DO

HAHAHA

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>>36023109
Here. This is the post that kickstarted the Kettle Chips meme, made by Andrew Prince.

>>36023303
cracking new meme andrew

>>36023326
Can we have a link to the archive? Original kettle chip meme creator here. You're through Andrew

>>36023326
that isnt proof.

keep lying, lad.

the real brit feel lads know the truth.

>>36023364
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34642404/#34655114

>>36022916
>Prince
WE WUZ DA SONS OF KANGZ

>>36023386
>I'll deny the proof right in front of my eyes

Oh dear oh dear.

Looks like you've been PRINCED

Videogames aren't a hobby.

Like "watching tv" isn't a hobby.

>>36023422
calm down britnormie.

Normie problems coming through
>be KHV until 21
>meet my current gf
>been together almost 5 years now
>she keeps bringing up marriage
>I tell her I'm not getting married because it's a scam
>we get into an argument
>she spouts how it's extremely important to her
> I saw how, because you plan on leaving me and taking all my shit? There is no reason to get married

She stormed off and is at her mums right now, miss being a robot tbqh lads

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Just discovered city pop lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM

>>36023451
i dont really play video games that much but they are a hobby.

what do you consider a hobby?

>>36023451
Hobby
noun
An activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure

>not original what the fuck

>>36023478
I am literally having the exact same problem at the moment lad.

She keeps coming up with reasons that we should get married, like I could get on her private health insurance and shit like that. She's been in tears about it a lot. Not sure how to deal with it. I actually don't mind getting married but not for a while. Worried that my GF wants this normie life where we get married and have kids, and it's just not me.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

>>36021249
He was a very clever man

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>>36023394
Ok lad. I'm not gonna try any funny business. I posted this crisp tier list while sitting on the toilet with kettle chips at the top. Someone called out kettle chips for being top tier, you responded saying this >>34654886
They're like a quid a bag...

Literally everyone here can afford them

I responded saying this trying to link kettle chips with the call centre meme
>>34654889
Ultimately though they are upper class crisps and you know you shouldn't be buying them

Then later on I posted some call centre kettle chip story.

Its possible you started to link prosecco and haagen daas in, im not sure.

I think that's everything.

>>36023303
Polish women are notorious for coal burning.

>>36023527
How do I add my location to this/

>>36023549
Why do people hate Squares? Really moreish

think I have an eating disorder
throw it in the pile

>>36023474
BritNormie is just another /britfeel/ character made up by Andrew Prince.

>>36023549
Andrew Prince didn't post the "quid a bag" thing. He posted the one I screenshotted, which was the first mention of Kettle Chips being out of the reach of ordinary people. You took that idea and played off it, and I commend you for that. And I loved the call center kettle chip story, underrated post. But you can't claim to be the originator.

>>36023478
I hope you informed her that marriage is a spook that has been exploited by businesses to milk money out of couples who feel they have a responsibility to get married even if they do not have the funds to do so. It means they can get money for things like overpriced weddings and honeymoons then when it's all done they'll fuck you in the ass with divorce fees.

>>36023576
Only poofs hate squares, lad.

Can we stop trying to force this Andrew Prince meme please?

>>36023560
NO THEY ARENT

POLAND SUPERIOR

WE TAKE YOUR MONIES

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing today?
What are you up to?
What did you have for tea?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a great day, whatever it is you got up to!

I had a chicken and cheese toastie for tea and it was absolutely lush.

>>36023589
Aye thats what i mean. Messed up when copy pasting it. After reviewing it you're probably right, you started it off. I guess I first posted the words upper class kettle chip and then tried to expand it so got it in my head. Didn't mean to doubt you Andrew Prince lad. Sometimes I forget you made /britfeel/ what it is today.

>>36023614
he wants to make himself into a meme basically he wants to be like poleaboo

>>36023478
how is it a scam?

even if you get no benefits of the state, it still makes your relationship legally binding which means something. women grow up dreaming about getting married and shit. its you could say almost anything peoples care about is a scam

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>>36023146
No tendies DOG

>>36023632
I shake your hand lad. Without people like you, making great OC, Andrew Prince and /Britfeel/ would be nothing.

>>36023638
It's unbearable. You cant force these things. Actually do something memeworthy instead of spamming your name everywhere.

>>36023489
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh i was listening to this the other day

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>>36023629
I'm eating poor quality strawberry bon bons while listenting to my shit football team lose

>>36023629
hello lenlad important question, who is you favourite vocaloid?

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>>36023489
>Tatsuro Yamashita

>>36021124
Fresh out the oven, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm1IUKreIRU

>Sexual satisfaction remained elevated approximately 48 hr after sex, spouses experiencing a stronger afterglow reported higher levels of marital satisfaction both at baseline and over time. Evidence that sexual afterglow is a proximal cognitive mechanism through which sex promotes pair bonding.

Translation: normoes who have regular sex are benefiting from the elevated brain chemistry for up to 48 hours after the fact. These normans are literally on natural anti-depressants 24/7 because they're getting their hole on the regular.

Prescription gfs fucking WHEN

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>>36023652
Deal with it dog

>>36023664
who'd ypu support lad

>>36023575
additions --> add market simple

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>>36023704
leeds united

>>36023705
Cheers lad. Added

>>36023690
Guess my bullying didn't make her quit after all

Useless cunt

>>36023489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDrG4qu6NfY
My favourite. So smooth

>>36023735
Yeah because you're a sad inadequate who matters to literally no one.

Go and cry about it.

>>36023750
Triggered lad?

>>36023649
>it still makes your relationship legally binding

and this makes it not a scam because? How does that make our relationship any stronger, just seems like a shit way to get me to spend money like >>36023591 said. I'm not a risk taker so going into something that's expected to fail in todays society and only I lose out of because of it is a fucking retarded idea.

>Put city pop into spotify
>Just get a bunch of modern Japanese boybands

>>36023629
Fairly average with a hint of boredom. Watching shit on liveleak. Tomato pasta bake. Never had the chicken and cheese combo lad, what type of cheese and bread did you use?

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>>36023694
14 year old alcoholic dog

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>>36023778
autism dog

>>36023503
Something that is special interest that only a select few do, to what degree doesn't matter. Everyone plays video games, everyone watches tv. Doesn't matter if you have 500 hours into dark souls you wouldn't say someone who has seen every episode of F.R.I.E.N.D's watchies tv as a hobby.

Model-making, rock climbing, painting, chess, bird watching. Those are hobbies.

This is coming from someone who plays a shit ton of video games and just spent the entire day playing persona 5.

>>36023730
m-me too
think we may have spoke on saturday
i've turned it off

>>36021124
Have you ever seen a policeman checking homeless guy's docs?

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>>36023793
Keeping a lonely old roastie company dog.

>>36023802
Everyone cooks therefore it's not a hobby

Good to know

>>36023735
I think you need to comment again, lad. She didn't do her usual thanks for watching last video, so you clearly got to her

>>36023758
I'm not the one who leaves sad rants on YouTube videos lad.

I already humiliated you earlier and you slinked off, you can do it again now.

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>>36023815
business dog

>>36023828
>putting yesterday's pizza in the microwave
>a hobby

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Hahahaha. I feel kind of bad for him

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>>36023489
>for you


>>36023804
we did indeed

who here /slowcooker/? put some chicken wings in there with some hot sauce on high heat about 6pm and they came out magnificent

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Tad hungry tbqh

>>36023832
More or less said everything that needed to be said without going too personal and insulting her for abusing the dog and being an awful mother who cannot raise her children properly.

>>36023843
Yep, you triggered lad. Getting destroyed twice in 1 day will do that to you. Thanks for replying!

>>36023865
I didnt even know he was still making movies

>>36023763
>and this makes it not a scam because?

she obviously isnt doing it for financial reasons but here you go. http://www.moneywise.co.uk/work-family/pay-less-tax/five-financial-benefits-marriage

to her its romantic. it reinforced, consolidates and legitimizes your union in her eyes because in the eyes of the state, and other people you're officially bounded together.

fair enough if you dont want to do it. im jsut saying this is why she does. as i said, women grow up dreaming about a special wedding. not getting married to her is like crushing a dream to her.

>>36023690
why do autists post and talk about this slag?

>>36023877
First it was "projecting" and now it's "triggered"

Do you have anything that isn't a childish meme non-argument? Clearly not.

>Destroyed

Oh, that's why you slinked off without saying a word after I humiliated you? Pretty funny that you're trying to rewrite the past. But I suppose you have to be delusional to live a life like yours.

>>36023892
He has to pay for his shitty art projects somehow

>>36023924
I assumed he had a gorzillion dollars after the Transformers movies.

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Why is Japan so aesthetic lads?

What do you think it's like living in such an aesthetic country?

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>>36023664
Vimto bon bons are best bon bon, strawberry is fine too.

poor play off-less leeds ;_;

>>36023670
Hi anon! My favourite vocaloid or 'loid' is gumi

joke no-one likes gumi

>>36023767
Ooh tomato pasta bake sounds lovely, might have to make one myself soon.
Just mozzarella and standard warburtons white bread! Cooked the chicken in my air frier first then put the toastie in, was quite nice!

>>36023847
Turtle

>>36023918
When the shoe fits, triggered projection lad.

Your life doesn't seem to be very good, considering you get proper upset when people insult scum on youtube

Thanks for replying! Don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe.

>>36023870
Why not just use the oven? It healthier or some other silly thing

This is not a comfy thread

>>36023629
Len will you please smell my socks

I have sweaty boyfeet in need of a good sniffing

>>36023802
>Something that is special interest that only a select few do, to what degree doesn't matter.

that isnt the definition of a hobby though. it doesent matter if everyone does it, it just makes it a popular, generic hobby. barely anyone has a special interest.

people literally do consider watching box sets a hobby. its a pleb hobby but its still one.

playing video games is still an activity that brings pleasure. you probably dont regard it as a hobby because it hasnt become an activity to you, it is your life.

video games is something you are meant to do in your spare time when you have done the important shit for the day.

>>36023945
It's pretty interesting.
Really makes you realise how much of a third world country the UK is turning into. Our cities are so ugly.

>>36023953
I think you're a pitiful wank, that doesn't mean I'm upset. It just means I look down on you.

Bit of a laugh that you're commenting on my life when you literally post long, idiotic, childish rants on stranger's YouTube videos.

Don't you have a job? A girlfriend? Any mates?

>>36023988
>Our cities are so ugly

It depends

some parts of london are lovely

>>36021419

This is the true quality content I come here for.

Moz would post on britfeel no doubt

>>36023970
you want comfy

this is comfy
>>36021763

>>36023945
>think picture looks more chinese than japanese
>google and it was designed to look like the film 2046
dunno but I want to visit hong kong

>>36024018
I've been to Hong Kong twice. Once in 2011 and once last November.

It's a pretty good place but not as good as Tokyo.

>>36023993
You're genuinely upset because I posted some harsh truths about some borderline dog abusing council estate scum.

Takes less than 5 minutes to post a comment on youtube.

Takes a lot longer to be constantly butthurt about someone posting a comment on youtube. Wew lad. Maybe you should go outside once in a while

Thanks for replying. Let's try get to 100 likes so can smash our previous record!

>>36023690
>How to basic fucking posted to Kay

inb4 her channel explodes thanks to you NEET spazzes

>>36024036
That's already happened. We got her on tv.

>>36024033
>Constantly butthurt
>Genuinely upset

Looks like you're projecting lad. I read your YouTube comment, remember. And you might also be triggered.

>>36024036
Don't forget to educate all the spazzos about what an incompetent cunt she is.

She's the DSP of the cooking world, except sometimes DSP actually manages to play a game correctly.

Actually, even DSPs cooking videos are better. That's how tragic she is.

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Even Japanese back allys look good

>>36024071
>i know you are, you said you are, but what am I

Serious question. Are you Lee? You seem retarded enough to be. Don't forget to sue that anon for making merchandise and not giving you a cut

Thanks for replying. Subscribe to my Patreon and share on Twitter!

>>36024102
would love to go up a jap girls' back alley

Whats some must watch british tv?
>peepshow
>little britain
>trollied

>>36024111
>When someone else uses it, it's retarded, but when I use it, it's a genius argument!

Lel. So you're a spastic as well.

Noticed that you didn't respond to me asking you if you had a job, girlfriend or mates...

Hmmm! Really gets the old braincells moving.

>>36024137
Black books is pretty decent

>>36024137
i, Claudius

>>36024137
>blackadder
>spaced
>Britain's Hardest Man

>>36024137
good fellas tbqhwyl

>>36024137
im alan partridge

>>36024182
thats an american movie not a british tv show you pleb

>>36024182
This.

/goodfellas/ is set to be a classic.

>>36024102
Japs are one of the most intelligent countries.

They have low crime due to being more civilized and have very few immigrants.

Their also hard workers and are very efficient.

This is why their streets are so clean and tidy.

I'm jealous of them.

>>36024212
Have you ever been to Singapore?

>>36023049
shouldnt have laughed at that

>>36024137
Father Ted

>DRINK!

>>36024151
>I got destroyed in an argument multiple times in 1 day, so let me probe for personal information so I can throw ad hominem fallacies around

Really firing up the almonds! Wew lad!

inb4 juvenile attempt at reverse psychology

What do you do for a job, girlfriend, mates?

Oh wait, I don't care, because I'm not a simpleton who likes a useless waster who can't cook on youtube.

Thanks for replying. We hit 1000 subs today thanks to you guys! Let's push for 2000! Smash that button!

>>36024229
No why is it even better? Heard good things about Singapore.

>>36024212
They're insect/robots

Not even human

>>36024238
>british

hmmmm

>>36024240
Yep, I was right. I knew there had to be a reason you are the way you are.

Good luck trying to get a bird mate. Maybe once you've had a shag you'll loosen up a bit.

>>36024258
How come?

Do tell.

>>36024004
absolutely, i imagine he'd like to join in some lad banter but he's too shy to do it IRL

>>36023869
looks like the dreams over

>>36024258
so like you then?

>>36024137
I'm a burger but I'd say black books.

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Fuck why does adult life have to be such a complicated pain in the arse. So much bureaucracy it makes me want to just jump into traffic. Especially as a sperg as well it makes everything ten times more stressful
>need to renew car insurance
>don't want to ring up insurance people and mummy can't ring for me
>find an online renewal page thank fuck
>website is shit and doesn't work, says "postcode not found" even though there was nothing wrong with what I put in
>muster some courage and decide to ring up
>the number has a call charge
>automated message from provider saying I've reached my tariff limit
>have to pay to make the call
>divorced dad who I barely speak to still pays my phone bill
>too scared to bother him at this time of night asking him to either gib me moar moni or let me pay my own phone bill
>he'll most likely do it but I don't want to panic the old bastard
>too late to ring up now anyway
>gonna spend all night worrying about it
wut do

>>36024250
It's a low tax haven city state like Monaco/Dubai

They're all nice looking

>>36024276
They don't have normal human values like empathy and ambition

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I've just returned from a short trip to Europe that I booked two days in advance after falling out with my so-called friends and suffering a mini-breakdown of sorts.

I thought it would provide me with heaps of good social experiences and restore my lust for life. It didn't. It was more frustrating than anything.

I've never felt more utterly alone and helpless than I do at this moment. What do lads? How do I get out of this rut? Its driving me fucking mental.

/blog

>>36024250
When people talk about how diversity doesn't work, I always point them to Singapore.

Four totally different cultures working together to make one of the most prosperous cities in the world.

Unbelievably clean, nice place. You should check it out. The food is also extraordinarily good.

>>36024284
Hello. I have never spoken to a yank in person. What is life like in America?

>>36024298
>They don't have normal human values like empathy and ambition
would have pakis and japs would become best friends then

>>36024258
>They're insect
Those are the turks, you fucking idiot

>>36023690
it still boggles my noggin that a child was raised on her cooking

>>36024310
>Four totally different cultures
I thought it was just Malays and Chinks?

Or are you splitting them by religion too?

>>36024298
You paki scumbags just exploit and take adavantage of empathy.

>>36024137
the office
extras
garth marenhi's darkplace
robot wars with craig charles
takeshi's castle
scrapheap challenge
red dwarf
limmy's show
come dine with me
jeremy kyle
doctors
crystal maze
golden balls
eggheads (s1-s4)
pointless
QI
You've been framed (s5-s8)
The thick of it
monty python
misfits (s1-s2)
inbetweeners
time commander
time team
the trip 1 and 2
doctor who (deleted episodes)
firefly
the chase
the night manager
poldark
colombuu
that mitchell and webb show

>>36024310
But their all asian right? Thats why they get on. Unlike our country.

>>36024341
there wasn't
it's an act

>>36024346
It's Malays, Chinese, Indians and Whites.

>>36024271
>inb4 juvenile attempt at reverse psychology
>he does it anyway
>arguing with holes

Go walk Ziggy with your chav mates. The poor little guy is fucking miserable due to your cunt of a mother feeding him the same assorted garbage she feeds you

Thanks for replying! Literally a simpleton

>>36024304

Where did you go lad, what was so bad about the trip?

>>36024137
>Only Fools and Horses
>Vicar of Dibley
>I'm Alan Partridge
>Bottom
>The Young Ones
>The Inbetweeners
>The Undateables
>The Office
>Gavin & Stacey
>any airport show
>any holiday A&E show

>>36024349
>takeshis castle
>british

mate...

>>36024373
the craig charles narration makes it british

>>36024349
>golden balls
fuck off

>>36024373
Mate Craig Charles is as British as tea and scones (apart from the obvious being a wog)

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Fav Greggs pastie?

>>36024364
>Literally doesn't know what reverse psychology means
>Calls me a simpleton

If you want to keep making a cunt of yourself, keep going. Your time would be better spent trying to get a shag though.

>>36024310
>When people talk about how diversity doesn't work, I always point them to Singapore.
Singapore only exists because the majority Chinese hated the Malaysian government they were a part of and wanted to leave

>>36024269
father ted was made for british audiences, as with every other one of graham linehan's shows, since it flies in the face of most catholic values held by the irish constituent it portrays

the fact the irish actually liked it doesn't make them the target audience

>>36024304
I'll be honest this probably isn't the best place to be asking for social advice. Personally I'd try and find pleasure in things that you can do alone. Something where there is noteable progress. I'm currently learning a bit of guitar and am trying although poorly to read more books.
If you're more of a social person I'd say go join some clubs or whatever but you're probably better asking elsewhere for stuff on that.

was the thigh gap a chon may-may
or was that something else?

>>36024359
I think you give her too much credit m8

>>36024403
>Literally doesn't know what reverse psychology means

And now you've just demonstrated to me you don't

I'll call that victory #3 of the day

Thanks for playing, kid

>>36024394
a dog born in a barn is not a horse, he isnt british in any way shape or form you stupid cunt

>>36024446
>literally making money of a character she invented
>her real name isn't even kay

>>36024310
When people say diversity doesn't work they just mean with niggers and muslims.

Singapore has neither.

>>36024438
not sure, I know the bikini bridge was /b/

>>36024385
fuck off mate it was one of the best quiz shows going. it was a bit long winded but the concept was great.