Always look at the bright sidee of life

Me when start reading:
First sentence:
>Yes thats the thread r9k needs
Continue:
>Normies reeeeeeeeeee
Last sentence:
> gtfomb!!!!!!!

>>36020833
>rich parents

that's all

fuml

>>36020833

>Losing my hearing so I can't hear people laugh very well
>Lucky in betting
>Straightish teeth
>Nice parents

It almost makes all of my worries go away

>>36020833
wtf is a controller personality?
like a dickhead?

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>8/10 looks
>decent car
>pursuing BSIT at decent school with ok grades
>fucking backpage hoes regularly
>1 good friend
>non lazy stoner
>7.5 inch dick (got a compliment from my bp hoe :3)
>havent killed myself yet

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>>36020833
>Not poor
>Somehow I have shitton of luck when it comes to chance based things like dice roll, card games etc.
That's all.

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>acceptable IQ
>still have all my teeth
>my legs and arms still work
>eyes look pretty cool in sunlight
>very resistant to the cold
>can start a fire fairly easily if I have to
>good with firearms
>decent at splitting wood
>skilled with reading
>can go for a really long time without eating
>good at sex
>okay penis

>Parents have enough patience to not have kicked me out

That's bout it

>>36021137
like a politician

it's usefull

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>family has money
>6'1~~ at 14
>pretty average grades
>can speak english like born and raised on the language
>white
>not so friendless
>nice to lots of people
>can draw pretty average