>tfw lied on a job application >have a job interview today

>>36018127
If no one lied on their job applications then no one would have a job.
I wouldnt worry about it. Fake it to you make it.

>>36018127
worst case scenario is that you don't get a job you weren't qualified for

they cant take you to fucking court for lying and they certainly won't bother blacklisting you

Doesn't sound like a job where they'll research your background super hard. I would go to the interview and defend the lies already told but try not to tell any more

Can you post more of this girl? I like her eyes.

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>>36018127
go back to india you fucking pajeet.

I'd be at least a little bit careful, no it's not like you can get in legal trouble(unless it directly affects someones finances or physical well being)for lying about your credentials, bit you're sure gonna feel terrible once the day comes where you're exposed for the fraud you are.

>>36018127
the name is right there why cant i find her
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>>36018127
FAKE IT
UNTIL
YOU
MAKE IT

origenitalia

>>36018127
>Lying about work experience

Possibly the dumbest thing you could ever lie about OP.

>Hi we're calling to inquire about one of your former employees, Anon.
>Who?

>>36018127
god damn shes originally hot...

>>36018876
I'm in the process of writing a fake CV.

Was thinking of putting fake jobs from another country where I have citizenship and hope they don't bother checking. It's only for low level retail/restaurant work. Trying to find small/recently closed businesses to use as references that don't have websites/contact info online. I hope it will work

>studied computer science
>now done
>can't program at all
>still fill in php and c++ next to basic shit like javascript and html so I don't look dumb
>did some basic things with those, not much more than "hello world"
>get interviewed
>ask me all kinds of shit I don't know anything about
>thank you for time
>you too

I did get hired. Went to several interviews. I now removed that part and now I don't get any interviews at all.
Who would hire a CS graduate that can't program. Fml

>>36019137
>CS graduate
>doesn't know c++
Jesus fucking christ. It takes maybe a month to get the hang out of it if you spend a few hours a day.

Why the fuck wont you just learn it?

>>36018127
>claims specialist

you're gonna be answering the phone reading from a script and filling in blanks on a form, it will be easy.

>>36018982
Should work fine but it's best to have at least one reference they can call, even if it's a fake one that you set someone up to do for you

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>tfw lied about previous experience and actually got hired for a position I'm not qualified for
>went from 13/hr to 55k salary
>start Monday


Dunno what to do lads, hoping not to sperg out too bad and just act like I know what I'm doing while asking a shit load of questions.

>>36019137
http://www.learncpp.com/
get cracking, anon, it won't take more than a few weeks