>tfw booblet Why does nature allow this? Why not just make

but flat is justice.
appreciate your gift

DFC is LOVE.
DFC is LIFE.
It's ironic that despite the fact that I prefer flat chests and tiny boobs, my gf has big ol' tits.

Don't worry anonina. Some guys like small boobs or flat chest.

At least you're not a guy that's a dicklet. There are literally no women that like small dicks unironically. Even if I were to find this make believe woman, I'd always think she's cheating behind my back with a guy with a bigger dick.

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>>36009740
>tfw boobs too big for my age
h-help

>>36009769
Lol I feel the same about the two girls I've dated except it's height not tit size

anyone posting ITT be my gf

>>36009740
There are plenty of guys her prefer booblets, but I imagine most of them are us robots and cyborgs.

>>36009740
I feel the same but I'm male. 4 inch penis why not just make me a woman?

>>36009789
Actually that too. I like tall girls, yet all I can ever get is shorties.
My gf is the tallest of the bunch, at only 5'4. The rest were all 5' even.

>>36009786

h-how old are you?


better yet, don't answer that and post a non nude photograph.

>>36009832
Are you actually fucking retarded? People post that girl everywhere here, so get the fuck out newfag.

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>>36009832
w-why senpai

>>36009863

are you fucking stupid. did you even read her post? there is no indication that the poster is eliza or claiming to be eliza YOU NUMBSKULL. I CAN POST A PICTURE OF ELIZA, DOES THAT MAKE ME ELIZA? HUH FAGGOT?

I used to dig flatchested girls

then i realized i was just gay

>>36009913
>her
There is no her involved you moron, it's just some guy posting a pic of that girl.

Girl I'm interested in has small tiddies

I'm into it

>>36009740
flat chests are a lot of men's fetishes

>>36009740

Op, I have a flat fetish. I'd deal with C's and actively avoid women with Ds.

You don't have to worry about back pain.

You don't have to worry about sag.

Small titties = best titties

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>>36009740
It is tragic that nature allows you to exist. How do you expect to feed your children?

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Tfw no big boob mommy GF to breastfeed me

>>36009753
Nobody wants a booblet, everyone wants massive tits

Guess I'll be the first then.

Post your fucking tits.

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>>36010281
t-too shy

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My /onlinegf/ has 32As which would count as being a booblet no? For her body size they actually look really nice.

>>36010372

You're never going to improve your self-esteem that way. Post your tits so I can have a nice wank and you can feel better about yourself.

>>36009740
>phoneposter
>anime girl
>[some stupid female problem]

Yeah this is bait

>>36010372
you seem very cute
how can i talk to you one on one

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>>36010372
post feet instead then

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>>36009740
>tfw dicklet
probably won't even try sex, assuming I somehow managed to get any.

Real women don't have flat chests. End of story.

>>36009740
Can be fixed with surgery, women have it easy.

>>36010402
how did you get an online gf
i'd really like one

>>36010466
I posted pro-Bernie memes on my facebook, and the next thing I knew, I was overwhelmed with horny women. It was a tough choice, but I eventually settled on my current girlfriend.

>>36010453
Can't you get dick extension surgery?

>>36009740
If I was a girl, I wouldn't mind being a chestlet. There are plenty of guys that wouldn't mind at all.

I'm a guy and a dicklet. Unironically think about death everyday.

>>36010516
Not OP but I prefer fingers to dick anyway.

>>36010537
Nobody cares, dyke.

>>36009740
>attention whoring about something some guys legitimately like
No girl likes a man with gyno. Or a small dick.

>>36010466
>inb4 female (male)
>inb4 catfish
>inb4 she isn't a virgin/is cheating on you/lying about something

Met on /r9k/, chatted a bit in a thread, got her skype and continued talking there for a while. She is a virgin NEET who doesnt leave the house like myself, but she lives 7000km away. We started flirting after talking for a while, both found each other attractive, and it went on from there.

Also, dont listen to this anon >>36010503, dont settle for some stacy cunt

>>36010372
How can someone honestly post Eliza and still get 3 unironic responses?

>tfw love flat chested girls

i find big boobs unattractive unless theyre shapely. most girls with big boobs are just fat though

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>>36010588
w-who anon??

>>36009740
It can change. I was pretty much flat chested until I went to college and started on birth control. I was from a 30B to a 32DDD in about a year. Stayed that way all through college but for some reason I've shrunk again in the last few years and I'm back to being a 32C/D.

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I want a small boob, big butt weeb gf.

>>36010729
>small boob, big butt
what's the point of specifying the boob size? why not just big butt? You're saying you'd turn town a big/medium boob big butt girl who came your way?

>>36010776
Yes, because I'm a HUGE faggot.

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>>36010776
I wouldn't turn any girl down as long as she was fun to be around and cute. But that doesn't mean I don't have a preference.

Time to post a photo of myself to get attention from strangers

>tfw have booblet gf
>bully her daily about it and make sure she always knows I could leave her at any time for a real women who has boobs

Great feeling

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>>36010831
>making things up online
its ok anon its not like we know your name for your fleshlight

>>36010831
>has gf whose body he's unsatisfied with
>invites resentment into his relationship

anon. seek help

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>tfw no booblet KStew gf

>>36010246
Fuck off retard your wrong

>>36010890
absolutely 100% disgusting
glad shes a lesbo

>>36010846
It's Frederica. I'm not that guy, I just thought you should know what I named mine

>>36009740
>>36010246
I WANT A CHESTLET
BE MY GIRLFRIEND OR DIE

>>36009740
Don't worry, femanon, all boobs are special. That's the honest truth! Whether cute itty bitty titties, or glorious gozangas, a true man loves all breasts. (as long as he gets to fondle them, of course.)

>>36009786
On of my best friends growing up had to get breast reduction surgery at 16 to prevent their back from getting fucked up.

>>36009810
>>36009789
>>36009769
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>36009740
Been waiting to post this

>>36009780
small dicks are good if you can only get off through clitorial stimulation instead of penetration (which is most women). when a dick is too big, you can't rub your clit on the skin above his dick, but when a dick is smaller you can and it feels amazing.

>>36010453
but then men complain about how girls with boob jobs just look unnatural and gross. we can't win.

>>36009769
>tfw prefer big tits and her's are small
>tfw can't titfuck small tits

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>>36010890
those aren't small. do you actually know what a DFC is?

>>36011805
they are pretty small you ironing board

>>36010857
I'm satisfied with my gf's body but don't want to make her feel bad

what do

>>36011829
lol they're not. you must be new

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>>36011805
That looks like me but I'm a guy.

Why does everyone think big boobs equals back pain, discomfort, and trouble being active?

>>36011877
>I'm satisfied with my gf's body but don't want to make her feel bad
was there a typo here? how are these things incompatible?

Big tits are seriously the most overrated thing wither. They're either on a fat chick, or way out of proportion with the rest of her body, and they fucking SAG! The minute those puppies come out of the sweater they look like droopy shit, usually accompanied with massive gross areolas.

Small tits are CUTE and PETITE and I want to SUCK ON THEM

>>36012026
*dissatisfied

yup typo

>>36012036
>The minute those puppies come out of the sweater they look like droopy shit, usually accompanied with massive gross areolas.
that doesn't sound like a bad thing desoo

>>36012264
do you like her face? i consider a girl's face to be the only thing that really matters, body is a nice to have. but if you don't like her face i'd recommend breaking up. if you don't like her face you'll just grow to resent her and your relationship quality will diminish over time

>women with even "undesirable" traits are still wanted by hundreds

And women think they actually have "problems"

>>36012327
>hundreds
>billions of people on earth

yeah, it's still slim pickings

>>36009810
>I like tall girls, yet all I can ever get is shorties.
same

>>36011968
Booblet propaganda

>>36012337
That's a prettt stupid fucking argument. Not everyone in the world is going to want to date you.

But there's still a lot of men who like flat chests.

>>36009941
>then I realized I was just gay
This.
Breasts are one of the most feminine features women have, and I have at least some skepticism of anyone who claims to be fully hetero and prefer booblets

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>>36011805
post some then
>>36011026
she is bisexual

>>36009769
Don't listen to what guys say they want, look at what they do.

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>>36009740
>tfw tall (185cm)
>long (19cm)
>white
>blue eyes
>blond hair

>Vegeta hairline
>ectomorph bodytype
>born into divorce family with alcoholic father and no money
>wasted my best years with depression, agoraphobia and anxiety
Got lifted high so the fall would be greater

>>36009789
Last girl I fucked was a booblet who's 5'10

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>>36012826
>tall
>185cm

Haha when will you manlets learn?

my gf has small boobs
it's not a big deal really
i'm just happy i'm not dying alone
boobs are not a girl's most valuable assets
that would be her soul!

>>36012826
>little under 6'1
>tall

King of manlets pls

>>36013281
>>36013327
Not sure if bait or really this out of touch
In my country i've met exactly one girl that was taller than me, and she was 2m 10cm nordic beast

>>36013372
Yeah it was a little bait.
But you are average in height, not a manlet.

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>>36009740
>develop little breasts before the other girls in school
>think I'm gonna grow up to have huge tits since I got this early start
>they never grew past that and are still A cups at 27 years old
Fuck you genes

>>36009740
Is a c cup considered small?

>>36013552
Lmao no

That's like saying 6" is a manlet

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Fembot, your breasts will grow larger if you let me impregnate you.

>>36013565
I dunno they seem small, I like to think my lower half makes up for it though.

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>>36013587
Sounds like you have a top tier body.

>>36009740
It's as easy as using implants. Is worse to be a manlet or have genetic acne since it doesn't have a solution.

>>36013552
Yes
>>36013565
Maybe you'll get laid if you lie to her bro!

>>36013618
D cup is for FATTIES!

>>36013603
It's not top tier. I just have a fast metabolism and all my weight goes to my bottom half. It's funny how everybody thinks I work out but all I do is sit in a basement all day on 4chan and play video games.

>>36013502
Did your height stop at the same time?

>>36013664
>body literally does all the work so you don't even have to work out
How is this not top tier?

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>>36013572
>mfw imagining all of the fembots with their breasts growing big and heavy, swollen with milk

>>36013711
Because I'm not stacked with the double D's, man. Not top tier, yet. Gotta wait for them suckers to grow then maybe, I'll achieve top tier.

>>36013764
D's are actually pretty fucking lame.

B-C is top tier, D is meme tier

>>36013764
>double D's

Disgusting

This comment is original

>tfw milky mommy boobs
>bf prefers flat chest
end it

>>36013664
Woah. Be my cutie vidya-playing gf pls
Originelo

>>36013811
Why are you dating a low test beta?

>>36013811
Dump him. I'll suckle on your milky boobs.

>>36013764
Have to agree with the guys here, body and face beats having cow udders anyday of the week.

>>36013764
Doubles D are gross and you will end up with saggy tits.
I prefer C and below

>>36013833
Don't even get me started with my face, I actually look like I'm 12 from the shoulders up.

>>36013664
Be in Europe and be my gf

>>36013861
Still better then having shovel face and I say that with all seriousness.

>>36010516
This

there isn't really anything a girl could have that compares to having a small dick

>>36013874
A vag that looks like a roast beef sandwich is equivalent to a small dick

>>36009740
Nobody cares unless you are fat.
Fat with small boobs is the worse thing ever

>>36013849
Saggy tits are gross. Yeah maybe you're right I don't really want plate sized nipples anyway

>>36013891
t. someone who has never seen a vagina

>>36013920
Outie vaginals are in fact ugly and the pleasure in going down on them is dramatically reduced if its not all tucked in.

>>36013822
Sorry hun, taken by a mod

>>36013946
All vaginas are outie vaginas. There's only like 0.1% of the population that actually is born with an aesthetically pleasing vag. The rest are either porn stars that go their flaps cut off or 3D toon chicks.

>>36013989
Then they should cut it off; women love to shit on uncircumcised penises.

>>36013989
Outie vagina= ravaged by dudes usually.

>>36013994
No they don't. Where did you get this stupid idea from?

>>36014011
Vaginas do not work that way!

>>36013994
Getting circumcised is free though, who would pay like 3000 dollars to get skin removed?

>>36014020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cZnp5pngUU

>>36014020
try talking about being uncircumcised 10 years ago, bub

>>36014031
Women who want to have attractive looking vaginas.

>>36013989
That's the same bullshit statistic crafted to make women feel better as the 5.5" average dick nonsense. In reality, having a dick that long is below average, and most women do not normally have outies

>>36013952
Well at least I tried.
One day I'll actually find a vidya-playing gf.
Cheers friend

>>36014045
>>36014052
We're talking about first world countries, not muslim or jewish hellholes. White people don't get cut except in Burgerland.

I prefer chestlets to big bewbs. Chill, OP. I'm pretty sure most dudes don't care about breast size anyway. 4chan and the Internet in general are overly lewd

>>36009905
lol pandas.

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>>36014100
All Anglo countries have mixed populations of circumcised/uncircumcised

>>36014062
Dude you're on 4chan, I doubt you're a model. I don't get why you're being so picky.

>>36014137
Shhhhh let the poor guy dream.

>>36014137
Eating a pussy isn't pleasurable if it looks like roast beef

Sorry; that's just the way it is. I'll still fuck one, but it won't be a source of visual pleasure like a woman's face or breasts or ass is.

>>36014075
Eh I'm not triggered because I don't have an Arby's roast beef sandwich in between my legs. But dude, lower your standards a little, you're still on 4chan buddy.

>>36014081
And cheers to you too, Anon

>>36014156
You have never fucked a girl or even seen one naked.

>>36014127
Because of muslims, nothing else.

>>36014214
>Implying its hard to fuck women

>Open Tinder
>"Size queens swipe right, basic bitches swipe left"
>Swipe right for 10 minutes
>5 matches
>Drop a dick pic
>At least one 5/10 is DTF that night

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>>36014220
Don't forget about the Jews too, they like to mutilate their kids as well

>>36014220
The country with the most muslims is the UK and has the least circumcision.

>tfw 36E and 5'5

Is it bad that I want more sometimes

>>36014259
>Is it bad that I want more sometimes

NO

>>36014181
I'm happy retaining my dignity and remaining a virgin

>>36009740
At the end of the day if somebody judges you by your appearance he's shallow and you don't want to date shallow people do you?

>>36014259
Will you be my gf if I pay for your implants?

>>36014287
Except appearance is literally how males determine whether a female is at the peak of fertility or not so that is probably one of the most special comments a person can say.

>>36009740
>tfw man
>tfw huge manboobs

Life's funny. Some women don't have boobs and some men have huge boobs. Come suck on them

>>36014295
Depends honestly. How cute are you

>>36014330
I've been called cute when I was younger, now people just call me handsome.

You should be in Europe though.

>>36014348
I'm in America, sorry my dude.

>>36014214
Eh, don't sweat it man. I'm not exactly ugly and I haven't been fucked or seen naked.

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I only like big ol' monster titties on my women
I like em thicc and or fat.

>>36014428
Oh those bras are so cute! Do you happen to know where they got them. I feel like Huge Titty Fetish porn would have that kind of thing sourced

I'm the 36E girl and I have a difficult time finding well fitting bras that just aren't like, plain cotton. These women seem to be as big/a bit bigger than me so clearly I need to shop elsewhere

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I have a bit of breast envy but I also enjoy looking like a loli and make men feel like pedos

>>36014477
be my gf
i want to feel like a pedo

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>>36009740
> tfw booblet female (male)
> tfw got implants

It was a mistake. Just be happy with what you have.

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>>36014477
>but I also enjoy looking like a loli and make men feel like pedos

>>36014477

Only good thing is that you will never be able to tell how big a guys dick is until you're in bed with him. Small breast women have to walk around and they can't hide the fact they have tiny titties. Feel bad for you but you're probably a whore anyway.

>>36009740
tfw no booblet gf
someone PLEASErespond and be my gf

>>36014533
Nah, they judge men by their height, and harshly.

>>36014590
No they don't. Girls judge guys based on social status. Stop being such a bitter virgin.

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>irrelevant shit straight men don't care about.
Okay, you got your attention roastie, now fuck off.

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>>36014477
>but I also enjoy looking like a loli and make men feel like pedos
Dou you dress in girly clothes or maybe even some gothic lolita stuff?
I know you're a roleplaying neckbeard, but bear with my boner.

>>36014477
PLEASE be my small titty gf

>>36014214
t. triggered roasty

>>36009740
With big boobs we want sex
With flat chest we want romance

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>>36010372
God damnit you faggot orbiter, get off my board.

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Why dont you booblets get nip rings. They are very cyoot!

>>36016703
Degenerate. Dumb original posting system.

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booblets, when will they learn?

>>36010246
No, not everybody likes saggy cowtits with massive nipples. That's not to say I like booblets either. C- DD is top tier, anything outside of that range is trash.

chestlets are masterrace, if ur in it for the long term they age nicely. otherwise id have to pay several thousand to keep my bitch perky. savings

who itt /chestlet/?