Literally am I going to be fucking alone forever because I'm

>>36008437
>nobody replies
Fuck you guys

commie is this you

Just lose weight jesus christ

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Just eat less orginially.
>inb4 genetics

>>36008754
No.

Oraganonononono

>>36008786
>>36008796
>lose weight
>eat less

Shit anons, never thought of that before.

>>36008437
try losing some weight you fat ugly bitch

>>36008829
I'm probably single because I like skinny ass manlets but they don't want fat bitches like me

>>36008851
post pics dummy

>>36008437
Ive had two fat gfs and I took them seriously (one much more than the other) you just need to find someone who likes you as a person.
>inb4 jus b urself
Sorry you don't live in co, I'd of at least given it a shot if your mildly attractive

>>36008851
no shit, Sherlock. Why would a skinny guy want to date down?

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>>36008861
Meh. But here's a pic of a body that's very similar to mine.

>>36008861
Oregenoly this

>>36008893
Jfc New York doesn't have guys like you ;_;
At least now I know people like you actually fucking exist

>>36008902
but are u a qt like her

>>36008902
Shut the hell up OP

"Wahhh I'm fatttt and boys don't like me"

You can get laid so much more easily than the typical guys here can. Just put forth a modicum of effort.

oh and maybe hit the treadmill

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>>36008902
But does your face look like this?

>>36008821
>knows solution to problem
>doesnt solve it

>>36008927
>>>>>>>>36008902
>>36008896
Whatever man
>>36008933
My tummy is a little bigger but yeah my face I like to think is pretty decent honestly
>>36008940
I LITERALLY SAID I DONT WANT TO GET LAID I WANT A RELATIONSHIP CAN YOU READ??????
>>36008951
^^^
>>36008952
Fuck off

>>36008902
Well there's your problem. Find a fat guy to date or lose weight. Hate it when people think they're entitled to a relationship when they look like this. Same as the beta faggots that are 400lbs and say "Women are all sluts and hate nice guys". Take care of your fucking health at least to a minimum. People shouldn't be surprised to see that you live on land when they look at you.

>>36008437
the fattest gf i had was the one i was most strongly considering committing to. The problem isn't that you're fat, it's that you're fat AND your personality isn't that great. You're probably not super nice or really helpful or anything like that.

>>36008927
I'd say move to the Midwest or a square state, more fat acceptance and generally down to earth people. There isn't as much to do as living in a million+ populated city though

>>36008437
Stop whining and go to the gym. Girls won't fuck us because we're ugly and autistic, but all you have to do is get off your lazy ass and run for an hour a day and you will be fucking model tier. Why whine about shit you can change?

>>36008437
what part of jew york tho?

> I'm living life on easy mode and will never know what it's like to be truly alone but I CAN'T GET CHAD RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your ancestors would all recoil in horror if they saw you. Have some fucking self respect and stop eating like a hippo.

>>36009019
Upstate

Oofogogofofkdofkf

>>36008968
*criticized for not being motivated to solve a fixable problem
REEE REEEEE FUCK OFF REEE I WANNA BE FAT AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP REEEE

>>36009057
upstate's a big place, i'm an hourish east of albany, in MA. Take my email, if your body is like >>36008902 it's not the worst.

[email protected]

>>36008437
Yes, you are going to be alone forever if you're fat. In a literal matter, all you have to do to get uber chad is to be thin and have a cute face.

Yes.
Go for a run you fat fucking sow, you're physically revolting.

Starve yourself and stop eating sweet stuff and fried stuff you fat bitch trust me i was a fat pig once but now im guuuud

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>>36008437
>I get some guys like fat chicks, but they never want to take them seriously and commit.
>They just want to fetishize and fuck them
>I DON'T WANT THAT. I WANT A RELATIONSHIP

Then lose weight you gluttonous hog. How the fuck do you expect to be taken seriously when you are a living caricature? Not only that, you are incredibly selfish; you want to put absolutely no effort in being healthy and being more visually appealing and socially acceptable. And the real kicker here is you expect a boyfriend to take all the flack associated with dating a lazy fat sack of shit like you.

There's many reasons why we just use you fatties as a fetish fuck. And it has everything to do with your inability to put the fork down.

In reality, you could easily get an ugly khv loser from /r9k/ to date you. But the pure irony is that you won't date them for all the same reasons normie average guys won't date you.

>>36008902
Ewwwwww what the fuck thats such a shit body get help fag

>>36008437

Guys, imagine if the roles were reversed. Imagine if we were pumped and dumped by 8/10 girls just looking to bust a nut.

That would be so cool.

Girls don't realize how good they have it.

posting shit bait threads should be a bannable offense

>>36008902
I can almost hear the pig snorting through my computer screen.

Lose weight tubula. Then maybe Thad will consider you reasonable to date.

>>36009214
>That would be so cool.

It probably wouldn't be that great because that would be your "normal". You just think it would be cool because your normal is not getting laid.

YOU wouldn't realize how good you have it.

>>36009355
Lmfao

Shut the fuck up

What are you mad about?

>Wahh I can't get relationships
>I can get laid easy

What do we have to complain about?
>Can't get relationships
>Can't get laid

What the fuck are you on about you retarded cunt? Kill yourself

>>36009314

Whos thad? Is that downmarket chad?

>>36008437
>Literally am I going to be fucking alone forever because I'm fat???
Yes. Just lose weight.

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>its a fat girl comes to /r9k/ to relish in male attention for once in her life episode
come on now...

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See that's the thing with you fat bitches. Yall want skinny guys. What about fat guys? As a fat guy all I want is a fat gf but nope all fat girls think they're entitled to skinny guys, fuck outta here.

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>>36008437
Yeah pretty much. You don't deserve love if you don't have basic self control. Why should I date someone who overindulges every day and cannot control herself? Does that sound like a good personality trait in my partner? Think of all the money I will waste feeding you, how I'll have to deal with your jealousy of thin women, how I'll have to deal with you slowly getting even fatter and even uglier than you are now.

>>36009478
>in the middle of lake erie
>waah i can't get a lift outta here
>i'm not dying of thirst

what do we have to complain about?
>in desert
>can't get a lift outta here
>dying of thirst

These situations are both about as bad as the other.

>>36009478
I don't know what you're sperging out about. Do you not understand the concept of personal experience as a subjective matter?

Sorry, OP. Men are attracted to fat women in the same way that women are attracted to ugly, scrawny, balding men who can't make eye-contact and live with their parents.

If you don't lose weight, you will never be happy. Steel your soul and develop an eating disorder. That is your hero's journey. The alternative is a wasted life and a regretful death.

>>36008437
You could have a bf today, as this guy astutely points out (>>36009559), but you refuse to have realistic standards and date laterally.

You'll only accept hypergamy and nothing less.
Women really bother me. I'm not even interested in dating you but your whole mentality really peeves me.
You think you deserve 5/10s, and the girl who are slightly better than you (the girls I'm actually interested in) believe they deserve 7/10s with good social skills.

>>36008437
>Literally all she needs to do to get a bf is lose weight
>Meanwhile ugly, sub 6'0, or autistic guys can't do anything to improve their situation

Neck yourself fatso

>>36008437
i'm chubby and trying to lose weight
if you do the same i'd be willing to be your e-bf

>>36008754
bagel is this you

>>36008437
I say lass If you are of the girth shown in the pic of the gentle young lady I would find thee very nice. Chin up someone will appreciate your charms.

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>>36010314
no this is patrick fuck you

>>36008437
lol why don't you stop eating like shit and do some exercise every few days?

WOW WHATS WRONG WITH EVERYONE FOR NOT LOVING ME OR WANTING TO FUCK ME EVEN THOUGH I CANT EVEN MUSTER ENOUGH WILL POWER TO TAKE THE MOST BASIC CARE OF MY BODY.

I can't imagine what it's like to not workout for even a week..it's normal routine. You don't deserve someone plain and simple. Make changes to the way you live and see what happens. You can still be happy

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It's another modern woman expecting things to be handed to her with little to no effort.