/britfeel/

First to spite that other anon

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Second for Cutie Police Laddies

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>>35996685
I FUCKING HATE YOU, I WAS FUCKING MAKE A NEW THREAD AND WAS GOING TO GET FIRST, YOU FUCKING FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35996694

Is that a Producers' reference?
I guess it is based on the edition.

We culture, media and sport now?

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Rate my kitties lads

>tfw you take so long on the captcha, by the time your thread is made a new one already has been

>>35996751
It is indeed! Nice eye bud.

>>35996761
Those are some fuckin nice kitties right there.
What're their names?

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Guess who's off to the bookies with 95p lads

https://youtu.be/Cxlm1ZOoSZg?t=43m23s

Just mucking about

>>35996777

Thanks bro. They are not usually so sideways.

They're called Ted and Dougal after the greatest tv show ever.

>>35996761
They look like very well behaved catties.

Some paki called me a hamroll today on the bus, can I get him done for racism?

i could beat any of you in a fight desu

>>35996793

I'd be up for another stream later on lad. Maybe at 8:30 or 9

>>35996814
>hamroll
Hamroll means a penis so, no.

Someone put the fish figures and waffles in the image, and a bobby please

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>>35996814
I think he may be mocking your weight, not skin colour, fatty.

>>35996821
Yeah right, post a pic of you, I bet your to scared to even do that

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>>35996849
>gaki fan on /britfeel/

Lemme kiss you

>>35996826
Can do, just let us know when your ready

>>35996777

> tfw people think you're gay if you remotely care about theatre

fucking normies are missing a fucking trick.

blood brothers is one of the best, even with a shite cast

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>>35996761
Lovely cats anon, here are mine

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>>35996821
I doubt it lad, I grew up in a shite hole and did boxing.
>tfw boxing actually helps you to fight unlike the 4000 chinky self defence classes all the faggots had taken.
>also have to deal with thugs and yobs every thursday-sun.
you probably could though, but I'll give you a fair fucking go mate..

>>35996869
>tfw people only want to discuss the 24 hour batsu games.
It's shite being a gaki fan to be fair lad.

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>>35996681
Ladies love Augustine edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

hahah /brit/ didn't much care for this post I guess I'll moan here then ha

wahey unironically gonna be homeless in a week lads hahaha

>>35996785
Make 95p feel like a 100

>>35996895
>tfw wanted to do a degree in the dramatic arts.
>dad says it's a course for faggots. (Okay, it had dance too)
>get a degree in social science instead.
>ironically most of my fellow students wear gays, trannies and woman.

>>35996937
why laddo

>>35996937
Said half of gibraltar

>>35996970
You chose 2 faggot courses there

>mummy nearly found my special box
close one, sweating a bit

>>35996973
mum's kicking me out because I turned 20 last week haha

So obvious that Amy pushed Ken down the stairs

>>35996984
thats pretty funny tho desu

>>35996990
Whats in the special box anon?

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>trying to get my friends sectioned
How do I go about doing this?

>>35997003
i'm 20 and i can't stand it living here. i wish my mum would kick me out.

>>35997040
Why are you trying to section you mates lad?

>>35996985
And yet I've got a bird. Go figure right.
>tfw no matter what I do my dad will never approve.

>dad is ashamed I'm not into cars and bikes
>start getting into the rally and moto gp after watching a few on the tv at the pub
>start talking to dad about it.
>superbikes are for faggots, and Rally is just shitty french and german cars.
>get a bird
>keeps asking how the fuck I pulled a girl when all I do is sat around my flat no doubt wanking all day.

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wonder if that other anon who applied to that java job through client server is about.

got the interview with them tomorrow. Had a look at the actual company and couldn't make any sense about what they actually do.

>>35997068

>Had a look at the actual company and couldn't make any sense about what they actually do.

Been there anon, it doesn't really matter as long as you can do the job desu.

>>35997067
He sounds like a right knob

Can't stand people who constantly put down everything

>Can hear housemate snorting ket

Brilliant he's going to be fucking useless for the next 8 hours

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>Persona 5 tomorrow

Still mad someone spoiled the end for me though.

>>35996821
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse m8, try again.

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who /raisedbysinglemummy/ here

>>35996821
My dad's bruce lee mate he'll fucking crush your skull with his JCB

>>35997110
you didn't really think goro wasnt the traitor did you ?

>>35997067

>superbikes are for faggots, and Rally is just shitty french and german cars.

What a miserable bastard. Just tell him that you like them even if he doesn't, that's what he needs to hear.

>>35997108
report him to the police

Some stoner in dorms was stinking out the place for weeks and I dropped a little tip, uni staff threw him out when coke/weed was discovered

>>35997094
I'm glad I was raised in a nuclear family though, that way I know how to raise my kid.
fucking leave before he knows who I am.

>>35997110
Haven't been spoiled but I don't use /v/
>tfw the misses is getting me it for my bday.
>tfw she finally learns what a weebs I am.

>>35997165
Fuck sake mate delete that you don't need to ruin it for others.

>>35997046
Yeah I'm half excited half terrified. Thinking of catching a train down to London and see what I can do.

>>35997137
yeah boi from the origin

>>35997166
>Just tell him that you like them even if he doesn't, that's what he needs to hear.
I told him there better than those ratty fucking monstrosities he has in his shed.

>>35997137

I were dragged up lad

Walked to school through t' snow everyday, uphill both ways

Mummy did everything she could except for get a job or encourage me in anything at all

>>35997185
it's blatantly obvious, you'd have to be retarded not to realise it

>>35997172

snitches get stitches

not original, so you know it's true

I find all of you rather undelightful and not only because you believe a Britian is a stronger Britan outside of the Europe Union

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>>35996908
>>35996761

Nice catto's lad. Can you rate mine?

>>35997225
I voted remain because I don't like my currency being devalued though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYUIg9Fbw84

>tfw you have given up sweets for going on 48 hours

>>35997172
You've made her >>35996718 proud

>>35996681
I really like that pic anon prolly one of the best I've seen


Who else /arsenalfantv/ here?
Comfy af tbqh lads

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>>35997225

I don't DO politics

>>35997137
Lucky bastard.

>tfw mum and dad
>tfw nothing bur arguements
>tfw both loved my brother more
>tfw dad was always working and mum was always sleeping.

>>35997217
>Haven't played the game yet
>don't even know the character

YOU'D HAVE TO BE RETARDED HURR.

Delete the shitpost so as not to ruin others.

>>35997200
Get yourself a sleeping bag and cheap tent. Remember to wrap yourself in news paper under your clothes to keep warm. You're better of in Brighton than London as you'll get more help.

>>35997233
Lovely cat anon, cute sleepy picture

>>35997258
I heard some arsenal fans aren't fans of arsenal tv.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/gunners-supporters-turn-arsenal-fan-10147798

>>35996681
>hasn't crossed out March
Get it together, lad.

>>35996895
Blood brothers is the shit yes my man
Best play we had to read at school loved it desu

I just got a deafening screech of all the stuff I'm capable off but haven't done.
I mean, professionally, personally, it all just came tumbling down and it makes me want to jam an ice pick up my nose
My one my ONE thing I wanted to get, since I was 17, so 10 years ago, I wanted to get my motorbike license, and then my life would start
here I am today and I still don't have it, because every time I take a step in that direction, I get overwhelmed with

lost my train of thought

I am so happy to be back here after not being able to get on during the weekend.

>>35997284
>That based as fuck Sikh trying to calm them down

honestly sikhs are fucking bro tier

>>35997137
yeah
and while my mum is kind of a cunt, she did the bear minimum to ensure I'm not a complete robot (android here)
i actually saw my dad today for the first time in over a year. he actually tried to avoid me the bastard haha

>>35997265
>on the cover, not a party member
>is a detective, party are thieves
>literally works for the public prosecutor
>looks evil as fuck
it's so obvious, you'll literally work it out in the first 20 minutes of gameplay

>>35997241
was that karl pilkington?

>>35997297
britfeel doesn't abide by normie calendar dates

>>35996952

Bookie anon here, turned that 95p into 6.65 kek

What type of friend is it that asks you to hang out, but never to go to any parties?

>>35997333
>literally dont know the character
>literally haven't played the game
>Why don't you already know thing about game

I don't know what you want from me. All i have to say to you is delete your shitpost so as not to ruin others.

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Anyway here listen to NMH?
>Inb4 pleb
>Inb4 hipster


Pic related is the dogs bollocks

>>35997376
the final boss is the person 4 protagonist

>>35997394

Yeah. I actually had a ticket to see them live in Manchester a couple of year ago, but I was too depressed so I bottled it. Eternal regret desu.

>>35997329
>honestly sikhs are fucking bro tier

Every fucking time this meme

I swear it's a fucking bot

>>35997329
>that guy in the white shirt aping out.

My call centre just took on ANOTHER training group, so that's two since I started

No Paki males in either group

Does this mean they think I'm a failure on every level and they're going to fire me and avoid hiring another me

>>35997430
are you poleaboo? why are you calling yourself moni?

>>35997430
Nah, it means they've filled their diversity hires.

>>35997455
He's a filthy cunt that's when full degenerate.
Monica was his crossdressing moniker.

>>35997418
Butthurt hindu detected

I'm just a regular guy but literally every single sikh I have met always turns out bro tier

>>35997430

No Poley, call centres have huge staff turnover because it is a legitimately dreadful job.

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>>35996895
Blood brothers was good, we used to listen to it in class and then we went to see it on a trip! Les Miserables is my favourite though, as normie as it is.

>>35996908
>>35997233
>All these cute af kitties
gonna throw my catto in the ring too

>>35996915
New absolutely tasty subs when?

>>35997329
the only sikh i ever knew was massive nerd and loser, he was once writing a star wars screenplay 'set 10000 years before a new hope' whilst applying to work at kfc

is it okay to fail

>>35997506
Your cat is so cuuuutttteee

>apply for supervisor position in store I work in
>could literally get it because I've performed so well over the years and nobody has applied for it yet
>in interview with manager
>I'm not eligible because I rely on public transport which means I'm not fully flexible

fuck fuck fuck this gay earth, I fucking hate it all. I'm going to quit to fucking spite them.

>>35997474
>bro tier again

Fucking pakis fuck off

You're literally no better than the other paki religions

>>35997541
Sounds like Aldi

>>35996761
>>35996908
>>35997233
>>35997506

lovely squshy mushums lads

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>>35997506
>New absolutely tasty subs when?
more like
>Aged hamada on trial part 2 when? It's been 2 years.

what is living comfortably and why can I not achieve it

***OFFICIAL /BRITFEEL/ ETHNICITY RATINGS**
Bro-tier
>Sikhs
>Somalis
>Turks
>Poles

Shit-tier
>White Brits

Did I miss anything?

>>35997394
Only listen to that one album but I love it

>>35997578
Sainsburys lad. I mean I'm quitting in September anyways for uni but would have been nice to be on that 10 quid an hour life for a few months

I used to love watching Gamecentre CX but then they stopped subbing it.

>job centre forces me to take a 6 day a week job at a call centre despite my total lack of social skills and my fear of using the phone

how fucked am i, anyone whos worked in one before? my other jobs have all been labour but theyre good because i can just mind my own business and keep to my autistic self with no disruption as long as i'm doing a good job

I think the big statement on wrestlemania last night was this: this is the season finale of WWE for late 80s and 90s kids, where Triple H, Goldberg and The Undertaker stories are finally over, handing down the torch to younger wrestlers for younger audiences.
WWE for 90s kids can now.
Rest. In. Peace.

>>35997631
Get yourself sacked from it. Be utterly useless.

Don't resign, or sanctions

>>35997471
hmmhmm, yeah but why keep hiring paki females?

>>35997479
Sure but people don't quit THAT quickly

>>35997631
I got over it
The conversations are very scripted

>>35997606
fuck off poleabo

>>35997612
if youre not at uni yet its probably because they think youre too long and itd hurt all the feelings of the dumb dead end middle aged braindead till-jockeys to be supervised by someone not even half their age

>>35997223
>snitches get stitches

I've reported loads of people over the years, never seen any hassle out of it.

>>35997679
Probably but I mean I'm 20, the youngest supervisor there is 22 I don't think it'd be that big of a gap

>>35997631
>job centre forces me to do a job

WOOOW, how was i supposed to know i had to get a job? uhuhuhuhuhuh

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>Lose a mere 95 pence in the bookies
>Extremely depressed and day absolutely ruined

>>35997731
i was hoping i'd find a job i have some experience in like a warehouse tbqh

>>35997416
At the Albert Hall? I went to that, pretty good apart from a girl throwing a tantrum because I stood in front of her

>>35997731
fuck off DSP shitter

Not the same thing

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I like to read the wiki pages for old ass battles, heres a funny one I found, lads

>>35997631
I've worked in a call centre for nearly a year now. This is my first ever job and I was NEET for several years before getting it.

It is stressful I won't lie but it's not so much talking to people that is stressful. I'm as bad as any robot for social anxiety and I definitely don't like talking to people but most of the time people will be talking to you about whatever it is that your job entails. It's not like a conversation where you're expected to entertain someone; you just regurgitate knowledge.

For me the most stressful part is the workload and the expectation to do the correct thing. Everything you do is monitored, literally, not only by the computer system but also team leaders, supervisors, separate quality assessment departments and financial conduct authorities. You have to balance between working as fast as you can while also doing a lot of work to a super high standard. In reality there isn't enough time to do the job right so it becomes an exercise in making it look like you're doing the correct thing by fudging the system and using careful white lies in your notes.

The result is constant stress. Every day I worry that someone will realise I'm actually shit at my job and fob every single caller off.

>>35997740
Only to come home and find I ruined your mum.

>>35997674
>females
Females are worth more diversity points

>>35997223
shut up amir you paki

>>35997775
nothing can compare to the emu war

>>35997784

I don't live at home with my mum

>>35997775
>battle went on from 1508 to 1516
wew that must have been one big battle, bet the lads were tired after

>>35997825
Thank christ mate, she was still cumming buckets when I left.

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>pulled out infront of a car and got honked

waiting for myself to appear on one of them STUPID DRIVER dashcam compliation videos

>>35997612
Do they know you're leaving soon? Have you mentioned the possibility? That's almost certainly why

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>If it's all about arse, why don't gays love a bit of tit?

every fucking time

>>35997880
haha absolute plonker

>>35997885
Nah they say it's because I rely on public transport. Makes sense since the store opens and closes before and after the bus I get home runs

>>35997887
arnt a lot of tops bi?

>>35997880
PIPPED

>>35997887
Gays do love tits though.
Have you never seen gay people around woman?

>>35997606
yeah god tier engels

>>35997917
what am i like HAHAHAHAHHAA

>tfw dared to open my curtains and crack a window

Actually quite pleasant getting some fresh air in here.

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>wee fanny pulled out in front of me, so honked the cunt.

I wish I had my dashcam lads, would have been brilliant.

>>35998030
That's how you get spiders

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>tfw black British

Too much of a nerdy robot to be accepted by the other black kids.
Too black to be accepted by the robots.

>first day back at work after a year of being NEET
>desperately want to quit already

There's just no hope, I almost left at lunchtime

>tfw just realised I'm at work tomorrow until half 5
>just want to stay home and play Persona

Ah well, I'm off for 4 days afterwards I suppose, tomorrow is going to drag though.

>>35998056
more worried about FUCKING MOTHS ALWAYS CUNTING COMING IN AND STAYING IN MY ROOM FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS

Dubs and I do 3 shots of 80 percent absinthe
Singles I only do 1

>>35998076

Get a cat to poom bugs to death.

>>35998057
I accept you lad

I wish being a nerd wasn't so heavily suppressed by black society, I had a friend in secondary school who wrote his own comics, watched moeshit and played nothing but JRPGs and got bullied by other black kids mercilessly for it

made me pretty sad tbqh

>>35998106
Then i'd need a dog to take care of the cat afterwards.

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>tfw will never be an Oxford Classics Professor

>>35998045

The other day I was driving in traffic and had to pull around another car. A guy on the other side of the road had to give way to me for a second but there was loads of notice and at no point was I pulling a twat move.

Anyway when he drove past me he wound down his window and shouted "DIIIIIIICKKKKKKK" in the lowest, gruffest, loudest voice ever and I spent the rest of my journey laughing at it.

He was old, fat and driving a Kia, which only made the situation funnier. Probably why he was so fucking butthurt.

>>35997306
looks like your priorities are all wrong

>>35998057
im not black but i know this feel in other regards.

i accept you, brother

>>35998127
sure it wasn't 'Do you know who I am, I'M RONNIE PICKERING'

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if you had to fuck a male celebrity who would you pick? I would choose jared leto

Wish my parents forced me to get a hobby when I was younger like the violin or painting or something which I'd be good at now. Instead they let me play video games every single day.

>>35998196

Prince Philip

>>35998196
Only Reqiuem for a Dream Leto.

>>35998225
How is a violin or painting going to be better than video games?

Nothing stopping you doing thta now anyway except laziness

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>>35998072
>at home all day
>have no interest in playing video games or persona 5

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Wanna fire up a stream lad? Gimme 5 mintues to make a brew though

>>35998196
Bruce Jenner desu

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>>35998196
I was gonna say Viggo Mortensen but he has really not aged well.

>>35998257
I am on it, whos up for some of /ourboys/ in blue giving it whatfor to the criminals?

Anyone remember the name of the good streaming website, its something like cybt.tu but I cannot remember

>>35998245
>How is a violin or painting going to be better than video games?
Because I'd have something going for me that is interesting instead of just bideo gaems
>Nothing stopping you doing thta now anyway except laziness
exactly

>>35998057
>black British

No such thing.

has anyone ever made a modern britain module for d&d?

Went to my first jobseekers interview today. I've been told I have to spend at least 35 hours a week looking for work.

I've got to go to a CV workshop next week.

How you feel about this war with spain lads?

>>35998293

the system thinks its spam but its

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>>35998345
>I have to spend at least 35 hours a week looking for work.

Christ how are you meant to do that. I'm actively job searching, not on bennies though, and there is maybe 1-2 jobs every couple of days I can apply to.

>>35998345

Ah memories. Enjoy your 5 minutes of writing lies in your little book anon.

tfw you go into the willywolly and the girl at the bongel looks at you

How many britfeelers have children?

>>35998334
I tried playing D&D after years of dreaming of it

I don't have a talent for it, no imagination or storytelling ability

>>35998345
I have a job, NEET scum literally after only 2 months on UC

Developing a lucozade addiction lads, how long do I have to live?

>>35998374
>>35998379
You know the jobcentre website where you can search for jobs? It now has a login and they monitor how long you use it for, what you search for and if you applied for anything.

>>35998404

Forgot my smibbly bibbly last time I went

Felt like a right muppet

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Feel like I'm getting old lads, started wearing nothing but chinos exclusively.

>>35998345

I wonder how much of this is down to Goodhart's Law, they aren't saying 35hrs when you're realistically going to be doing 16hrs, instead of saying 16 and doing 8?

Never been in the JC so wouldn't know tbqhwy.

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>>35998293
use pic related no password needed

>>35998427

Ah well that's new since my day, I had a paper book.
I feel bad for you neets these days, it's harder than it used to be.

>>35998423
Lucozade is normie tier

Everyone at the call centre drinks it

>>35998430
I thought they were for young people?

It's not even 9pm and I'm just sitting here waiting to go to bed

I wonder lads, if I apply to every job that I don't qualify for I reckon at least one would hire me. Sort of like that if you randomly ask 100 girls for sex at least one will say yes

>>35998430
I've started posting on the local newspaper comment sections about how the town centre is going to rack and ruins because of incompetent local council town planning

Can feel myself getting older with every comment

>>35998334
I once ran a Call of Cthulhu scenario set around the 2015 election and all the investigators were the leaders of the major parties.

anyone else look incredibly young for their age?

/r/Britfeelwatchesroadwars got one going already

>>35998435

>>35998459
>chinos
>young
what is this 2012 lad?

>>35998467

Come and work for me anon

I need someone to live under my desk and give me handjobs every so often, you can have a mini fridge and a sleeping bag down there

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Odds I order a lamb tikka evens I make toast

I'm going to put some outrageous lies on my CV and apply for jobs.

What's a high paying job that an English graduate could actually do?

>>35998588
Least you get two slices of toast
treat yourself to some Bovril too lad.

>>35998607
>Bovril

rationing ended 70 years ago grandpa

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I wonder if we will claim the 36 mil get in the name of the British Empire.

>>35998594
HEAD of the call centre

31k/year + commission

I really hate tripfags lads, I wish hiroshimoot would just remove the option to play with a name completely

This Moni faggot is so annoying, never has anything interesting to say ever and such an attention whore

>>35998480
>tfw reading the obituary section.
>tfw every few months someone you know is mentioned.
30s are hell.

@35998638

I see your bait and will not fall for it

>>35998643
Can't say I know that feel and I'm in my 30s.

I'm pretty robot though so I don't know many people

I'll get em a quick read now

>>35998634

Good idea desu, I've done a bit of time in the call centre mines. Reckon all I need to do is maintain the status quo and nobody would notice.

>>35998638
Agreed. Trips have turned Brit/pol/ into an absolute basket case.

Not saying it wasn't shit before but it's certainly worse with tripfags shitting up the place

>>35998180

Top kek. Could well have been. Same kind of style.

>>35998627
wow 36 mil shitposts on the board, it really makes you think

>>35998643
My bully during secondary school died earlier this year in a car accident. He tried to escape the police and crashed into a lamppost at high speed. He wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was throw from the drivers seat and into a brick wall. I walk past where it happened fairly often and I can't but smirk when I look at the scene of the accident.

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WEW LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=64&v=9qX5ZbZJrY4

>>35998643
>after a short illness, aged 102 Years.

Good innings!

>>35998638
>>35998685
is it stupid. if they want an identity then they should go on a forum that users usernames or reddit.

the whole point of 4chan if that it is anonymous. if i wanted to talk to people with names then i would go on reddit or something

>>35998489
yeah, i'm 19 and I always get carded for 16 rated games

>>35998057
Had a black british neet friend a couple of years ago, He was great, comfy playing vidya online and banter. he eventually got a job and stopped coming online

sad times

>>35998638
>>35998685
>What is built in filters

three clicks and you'll never read tripfag drivel again

>>35998727
im nearly 23 and most people think i look about 17. nothing i can do about it.

>>35998727
I'm 27 and get carded for booze. Don't know whether to take it as a compliment or be offended.

>>35998741
Except anons constantly reply to tripfags who bait for attention.

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>when your friend will let you bum him but hes prison gay and you want a relationship not a quick fling

>>35998751
also. worst thing is, i usually attract younger women because of it. im already enough of a plserge with out women my own age thinking i am like 17

>>35998776
He's in for a shock when he realises being bummed isn't like his doujins

You very much need to be into it to enjoy it, something prison gays can't get into

>>35998761
no

any replies to a trip are automatically filtered too.

you can also filter specific terms or filenames if they don't use a trip to spam a gimmick

>>35998716
>(((you're the people))) that have fucked this country over

What did he mean by this?

>>35998727
got fucking carded for a scratch card in tesco the other day, I'm pushing on 24

Got myself a cheeky easter egg from my trip to the shops to be honest

>>35998751
at least in ten years when I'm 30 I will look like I'm in my early twenties

>>35998802
I think he means politicians or maybe the democrats?

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>>35998776

I bet you both watch anime you massive benders

>>35998776
Prison gays are the bummer

The bummee is just plain gay

>>35998814
ah i forgot, i got 10 creme eggs earlier and i'm feeling peckish as well think i'll have a couple now

>>35998809
That's because you're a child, the facial difference between a 15 year old and a 24 year old can be hard to detect, because some men lack a lot of testosterone and puberty could still be happening in some capacity.

So crying about being carded when you're 24 is fucking pathetic, because within about 5 years no one will ask you for your card as you turn into a sad little man.
>REEEEE I WANNA LOOK OLD NOT LIKE BABBY WHY NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?!
Because you act like that. Stop this shit.

I have an extremely satisfying sex life, but I sometimes get bored in the evenings, and love coming here

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>>35998489
A little, I was a fucking runt for most of my teenage years though.
>tfw got regularly mistaken for a Yr. 7 when I was midway through secondary school
>Had absolutely no confidence as a result
>Felt like I didn't belong in any group of people
>Literally at the bottom of the entire school pecking order
That's one big chunk of my life I'm not getting back.

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Look at these fucking right wing EDL scum, bet they voted brexit too!

>>35998798
>have gay friendo
>he always talks about fucking me
>often get very uncomfortable

He seems to think I'll enjoy it but i'm not indulging his sick fantasies.

>>35998776
if he's repeatedly taking cock i'd say he was gay or bi not prison gay

>>35998869
>news still calling it racially motivated.

>>35998869
are blacks allying with whites?

>>35998891
Whites have racial immunity, they can befriend any race but other races can't befriend them. It's a pretty top tier life imhofamalam.

Don't you get poo poo on ur knob when bumming?

Unless the bumee puts alot of effort into it and gets those bum douches?

>>35998869
Diane Abbot called them right wing Tory racists angry about Brexit before she knew they were black lmao

>>35998891
No matter what colour, race or creed, fucking pakis need to fuck off back to wherever the fuck they came from

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all kicking off here lads knocked my can over, got nothing to mop it up with

>>35998929
>fucking pakis need to fuck off
hear, hear!

>>35998930
you actually did it, you absolute madman haha

>>35998930
>spill drink everywhere
Better take time out and take a picture instead of cleaning it up

>>35998853
>the facial difference between a 15 year old and a 24 year old can be hard to detect

this is total bullshit though and you know it, why do you think trannies whine when they can't transititon before 18

my brother is 33 and gets ID'd for alcohol still, its police state madness is what it is

>>35998891
>>35998869
>The race war is actually real
>Whites don't even have to get involved

>>35998959
hes gotta show the britfeel boys first mateo

>>35998860
i was the same in high school. was one of the smallest and skinniest in my year. wish i got into working out in high school. my lack of confidence in high is one reason why i have problems now.

>>35998959
as I said, the only thing I have is my cumrag in reaching distant and I'm not prepared to mix crusty cum and coke
>>35998955
It wasn't on purpose though, I'm not that much of a mad lad.

>>35998940
you dont actually mean that

your actions have proven other wise

>>35998930
no items of clothing lying around

I love wanking so much lads

Honestly, I cannot imagine life without it

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>>35998196
I'd let Ben Affleck breed my boy hole to be honest. Had a crush on him since I saw Mall Rats and his recent daddyfication has only improved him

>>35999033
Want a hand with it?

Finally found out that the council just fucked up everyone's housing benefit and it's getting paid tomorrow.

Been shitting myself all day since I didn't get any money, big weight off my shoulders.

>>35999064
Now this is what you call a proper bender

None of that waifu anime prison gay shit

>>35999072

No thanks mate, nobody else can do it as well as me.

I got a hand job from my teenage gf once and it was an absolute shambles, I felt bad for the girl.

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What did Elliot catch?

originalcomment

>>35999126
Autism

originiiilaio

>>35999092
>Now this is what you call a proper bender
Ta, lad. I appreciate someone noticing how much I want cock

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>>35999126

A red piII

>>35999126
Feelings
Feels
And more

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sometimes i put my socks on my hands and have them fight each other.

>>35999123
based af anon
it'll never be as good as what you do to yourself
and yeah feel bad for whoever is doing it, have to lie
"y-yeah oh oh best wank ever y-you're better than me h-ha h-ha"

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>>35999211
Very cute! I'd love to hug you and sniff the socks after your done!

>>35999296
lel what the fuck len

Should I buy a classic BMW and be one of "those" people?

>>35999296
Lenlad. I'm a cute blonde guy. Want to fuck me?

Is it bad to eat 4 creme eggs 1 after another?
I'm not fat just greedy

>>35999243

"no love its fine, I always go soft halfway through. It's not because you were smashing your wrist against my hip like it owed you money"

>>35999349
>>35999365
obviously fake lenlad is obviously fake. he doesn't have a fetish feet, let alone GIRLS feet, he only cares about pushing

>>35999296
you're not lenlad

you bender impostor

something is wrong with me and I don't know what

isn't there some kind of ritualistic herbal tea that can unlock parts of your brain?
I'm tired of this thing being in here, I'm ready to address it but I don't know what it is

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>tfw married and don't have as much time for /britfeel/ anymore

>>35999459
>stadium

pleb, it was that Aussie Question Time rip off

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>>35999363

don't be cucked by what other people think anon.

The Rodge loved his BMW too

>>35999381
ah fuck it i'm having a 5th

>>35999454
dunno about all that guff, but a stoic demeanour and stiff upper lip will sort you out proper

>>35999454
Take some acid.

>>35999483
Won't be saying "I'm not fat" for long with that attitude bucko

>>35999363
Don't know about that but I'm thinking of trading my shitbox in for an old comfy volvo

>>35999541
I had a 1995 Volvo 940 turbo and it drank fuel 2bh

2.3L and a turbo charger and all it could manage was 140hp

willy is a bit smelly right now desu lads

>>35999516
you are right, and a 6th defo won't help any, but i'm too weak to resist the urge

Get?
Originallly gotten

checkd future get

>>35999999
>>36000000
>>36000001

>>35999595
Give us a whiff, lad

It's a britfeel show tonight, lads.

gonna start collecting change in a massive container, when its full it should be enough for a pretty nice present for myself
will probably take forever though

Just started watching the last kingdom as I thoroughly enjoyed the books. Bit confused as to how there are black Saxons? Even saw a cheeky black Viking. Why do they have to shoehorn diversity into these programs.

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>>35999616

The only think you'll be getting is a lethal dose of morphine

>>35999667
BBC program isn't it? It's company policy to include niggers and pakis now even if it doesn't fit.

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>used car prices still going up

>>35999585
was thinking an early to mid 2000s model, lots for under 1k. Would probably break after like 500 miles and cost triple to repair it though


>>35999595
what does it smell like lad? x

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>tfw the only way I get attention on here is through gay or waifu posting
What have I become?

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>>35999729

Try forcing a meme

>>35999729
>tfw the only way I get attention on here is through gay

Now you know why prison gay is such a phenomenon

>>35999729
post your stinky willy please

Waifus are the heart and soul of britfeel desu

Post them lads

>>35999665
I thought about doing this but you're actually not saving any money.

If you put 50p in a container instead of your pocket the next time you need 50p you'll just get cash out the cashpoint.

So you're not actually saving money.

>>35999752
Fucking wow lmao

>>35999718
>volvo
>break

>>35999667
tbqh it wasn't unheard of for people to move about throughout history, it just took longer for people to go places, it never stopped them from doing it anyway

yasuke is a good example, black samurai who served under oda nobunaga during the warring states era

3.6 x 10^7 give it to me

>>35999752
I consider shipposting a failed meme

for the length he spammed it there is basically zero results, it's a minor joke here and that's it.

In comparison the Australian spamming "Alberto Barbarossa" on /int/ managed to push it in a couple of weeks alone

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prison gay get

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>>35999754
No way

well okay

Anyone remember that PS2 beat-em up "the bouncer".

Thought it was the shit as a kid. I remember that section where you infiltrate the bad guys and you have to memorize all the hand signals.

>>35999878
That's a small todger, lad. Glad it ain't mine

>>35999878
are you cut? looks cute though

Give me that juicy shaq meat

Britget

Harold Shipman is /ourdoc/ desu

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Guess I'll try and get the GET for Britland and Queenie

>>35999786
I know fuck all about cars but I think that reputation comes from 1990s models like the 240.

far as I know they have worse build quality as time went on, also most of them are automatics with well over 100k miles, sounds expensive as fuck to repair. Probably why they're so cheap like other luxury cars. Still prefer one over a merc/bmw/jag though

just had a cheeky wank as i was doing a poo tbqh la

Remember to pay your TV licence lads

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Get for doggos!

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>tfw trying desperately to get the get so I'll get attention

>>36000000
FUCKING SHIT WANKER
REEEEEEEEE

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give me the dubs

by the power of the EU

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>>35997880
stop trying to get yourself killed lad.
>>35998776
stop being a faggot and fuck his boipucci.


another round of masters work done and lots of vidya played with the mates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R9Fvo2cwi4

>>35999729
thats how it is lad, dicks are great though.
>>35999878
hahahahahah oh wow hahahahah

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>>36000000
Well, there goes the thread

Nice get lad

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>>36000000

At least /britfeel/ got it

>>36000000
done and done call it a night

>>36000000
this is a good get

god save the queen lads, all rise

>>36000000
For fucks sake. Out of everything to get it

>>36000000
POO IN LOO CONFIRMED

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>>36000000
Shit tier shit post tbhfam.

>>36000000
Jesus fucking shit man what a waste of digits.

>>36000000
AHAHA

original

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>>36000000
top quality post there, 10/10

>>36000000
thank you britfags

>>36000000
fuck off original real original

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>>36000000
confirmed for canadian poster

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>>36000000
dumb cunt
oirg

>>36000000
FUCK YOU NIGGER
OREGOFUCKINGNIGGER

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>>36000000
/britfeel/ claims it yet again

thank god the fagposters didnt get it or something

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>>36000000
fucking britbongs

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>>36000000
FUCK YOU AND FUCK BRITFEEL

>>36000000
Neck yourself you utter retard

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>>36000000
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE

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>>36000000
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK YOU WHAT A SHITTY GET DIE DIE DIE

>>36000000
ofcit was in this dumbass thread