>go to sleep listening to asmr relaxation audios on youtube

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>wake up to a guy dressed as a Deep One performing brain surgery on a pineapple

>>35994990
>wake up to a guy dressed as a Deep One performing brain surgery on a pineapple
First world problems.

>>35994990
Uncle E is a gift

>>35995036
I'm not living in a first world country though

>>35995120
Well you should. We have televisions and black people and everything.

https://youtu.be/IuMKAzFvxiI?t=6357

does anyone beelieve this is "ear licking"?
how is she making those "licking" noises while she's talking?

That actually happened to me recently. I fapped it out and it felt pretty good.
I listen to korean/japanese ASMR only and the autoplay decided to play some lewd asmr video few hours later. Felt good maaaaan.

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>try to listen to my japanese sex noises
>no photos though because that's lewd
>leave youtube on autoplay
>fall asleep after the fun is all over
>wake up to some bitch talking about "positive affirmations" and "it's okay you can sleep now" in a soft voice

Am I the only robot who thinks ASMR is fucking retarded? I don't get anything out of it at all. Also it's become a new camgirl/twitchgirl thing, since hot girls do it to get super large amounts of money for little effort.

>>35996039
I don't get it either... But the op story is kinda funny though

>>35996039
You definitely have to train yourself for it, for some people it's easier or harder to get the right sensations.

>>35996039
Women are terrible at it just like almost everything else they do.

>>35996311
I-Is it a sexual thing?

>>35996764
No, it's a feel good thing, but some sexual ASMR exist.