How to get a qt fat hairy foreveralone christmas cake cat

you have to wait until she's old enough that desperate chads don't bend her over from time to time

>>35994747
You don't ...
You need to lower you standards

>>35994769
When would that be?

>>35994773
I see, what would you suggest?

>>35994807
Please respond to this extremely original post.

>>35994807
just date guys, you can probably even get an attractive fuckbuddy that way

>>35995893
Sorry, I'm not a millennial relativist, I can't become gay on a whim.

>>35995967
Damn. Me either.
It's rough.
Worth a try though.
Maybe you can with lots of practice?
Meditate on it.

>>35996041
Might as well create a tulpa then.