22 year old wizard in training here. any 30+ here? what exactly

All virgins have infinite power. They lose it when they get a gf then that gf takes all their $$ and ruins their life of freedom

that's my philosophy behind it

single = infinite power
gf = no power

>>35992117
let's hope i never get a gf, i want to keep my powers.

i can't wait to learn how to shoot memes from my fingers that can penetrate the wit of even the normiest normies

>>35992100
>22
fuck off you little reddit cock sucker, you've got nothing coming to you. fucking idiot, you can't even make a decent attempt at fitting in here.

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>>35992100
>22
Oh boy. Snap out of it.

>>35992217
I'm sorry what?

orangutan

>>35992233
no?

i want to be a wizard bro

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>>35992100
Same. Eight years till wizard status is achieved and I cant imagine anything changing

>>35992278
>bro
kill yourself you attention seeking little queer, 90's born faggot should all be wiped out. you are fucking disgusting.

>>35992278
No you don't.

t.28 years old khhv.

>>35992100
There is no power.

It probably sounds hypocritical from me, but...
get a life!

>>35992317
i mean i'm not khh i'm just v.

honestly i don't want to lose it, neither do you bro.

wizard powers are worth this.

>>35992282

why would anything need o change nigga, we're gettin wizard powers in less than a decade.

sounds like a gud deal to me.

>>35992358
>>35992358
no thanks normie

the power is a real thing you're just jealous that you'll never get the dank wizard powers and shit since you sold your virginity to some roasty.

>>35992359
>i'm just v.
>bro.
>nigga
>gettin wizard powers
>gud
you should have been a stain anon

>>35992395
>>35992298
>>35992217

yo spouting hate for no reason isn't cool lad, you need to chill down a lil bit, why the rage?

are you like 14?

>>35992420
the reasons have been clearly stated youngfag, now go back before someone drops a house on you.

>>35992100
You gain the power of limitless melancholy.

t. 30+ wizard

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>>35992233
That guy obviously read https://whoism3.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/confessions-of-a-reformed-incel/

I'm a 32 year old wizard but I identify with very little of what those two describe.

>tfw was tricked by some harlet out of my wizard powers

>>35992100
>oh wait, I know, eternal power over 30+ roasties with no hope of finding a mate since their looks are fading and they're uneducated roasties and are likely single mothers.
>right?

Nope. Even they want (and can get) someone better than you.

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>>35992100
You gain the power of being limitlessly worthless

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>>35992924
If that's true then you're special.

>>35993739
I don't identify with that either.

I've never wanted casual sex, and I've always known I'm not able to be in a relationship. Having a girlfriend has never been a realistic possibility, just a fantasy. I'm used to being alone. And I don't feel any external pressure since I'm a loner. Even if someone knew I'm a wizard and tried to shame me for it, I could simply beat the shit out of them. No problem.

I do want a girlfriend but it's not going to happen and I'm able to deal with being alone.

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>>35993739
>There is no strength in valour, in decency

I consider myself of a man of principles, and I gotta say that's a very fucking grim statement

>>35993870
I wish I could see things your way. I'm 28 and I should give up but I can't seem to make my mind shut up about it.

>>35993969
Sorry anon I didn't mean to make you feel bad.

>>35992100
>right?
Haha, no. You just get the power of everyone thinking you're a creep, terrorist, rapist, kidnapper, etc. when you go outside alone, that's about it.

>>35993969
>consider myself of a man of principles
>I gotta say
>fucking grim statement
hurry up and kill yourself faggot

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>>35992100
>22
>wizard in training
get out of here, you fucking stain

you don't have to end up here, retard

>>35994821
he's just here for the memes and attention

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>>35992100

When I was 16 my bitch GF let me thrust a few times in her vagina before jumping off and blue-balling me

I haven't been inside of a pussy since, gonna be 26 in a few months

just bought a tenga so I dont go insane kek

>>35992100
You gain the power of life outside of sex, nobody but wizards know what lies in the great beyond

>>35994986

People who have sex enjoy life outside of sex too. The only difference is that we get to have sex in between stretches of enjoying life outside of sex.

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>>35995083
Which is great and really brings that extra something to it. My gf blew my dick in a forest glade yesterday. The sun and the birds singing... it felt like essence of what life is.

>>35993969
The only use for strength is to overpower other things. Which is bad

>>35995179

Hell, yea. Nothing like sex in the great outdoors. One of my fondest sexual memories is of making love to my first girlfriend in an open field bathed in moonlight on a cool autumn evening with a warm breeze blowing. Pure heaven.

>>35992100
Wizard here.I'm a defective unit so its not my fault.
Still I don't feel bad watching from the distance how my normie friends get into kamikaze marriages.

I've seen 40+ roasties leeching to subhuman males just for the money. I'm talking about dudes who make disgusting little noises and have weird customs. I mean, its so obvious they are getting scammed. Should I tell him? No, I just observe from afar with an evil smile.