Hug your family members

I recognize that filename you old bastard

What an originally cute cat

>>35991652
I don't think I am who you think I am. I'm only 20

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Wait, I have an imouto? Oh yeah, I do.

My sister is coming over later today but I'm migrainey and afraid I'll lash out at her because I'm a complete retard. I really don't deserve her.

>>35991963
Just hug her and tell her you love her, how hard can it be?

>>35992456
Well the weather is pretty great so we'll just be lazing around in the garden, sunbathing and making margheritas and she'll be in some fucking bikini or shorts and it will just kill me.

>>35992476
There is nothing wrong with being aroused by your sister.

>>35992476
Do you have a pool you can swim in?

>>35992496
Why does it feel so wrong, though.

>>35992502
Yeah, but the outdoor pool isn't let in yet.

>>35992514
>Why does it feel so wrong
Does she have a boyfriend or something?

>>35992527
No, nothing like that, thank goodness. She's had one like half a year ago and I always thought he was a huge cunt. Not just because of the classic 'little sister not approving of her sisters relationship', of course.

>>35992575
>'little sister not approving of her sisters relationship'
Is that a common thing? I've heard of older brother not approving of little sister's, but never that.

>>35992639
Well like I said, I always thought he was an ass. Not even in a Chad-like way, I just felt like he didn't care about her the way she deserved.
But that might really just be the jealousy of a pervert.
I'm not sure if it's common, I guess it's kinda protective? Siblings are protective about each other, I think.

>>35992666
You may be Satan, but I don't think you're a pervert.
But yeah, siblings are, or at least should be protective of each other.

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>>35992713
Fitting trips, aw yiss.
Well, I mean, you don't know the kinda thoughts I have about her. I wouldn't beat myself up over this stuff so much if it wasn't pervy.

I don't have a sister. & I live over a thousand miles from any family members.

I live with my gf though. I could hug her?

>>35992744
There's nothing pervy about loving your sister.

>>35992744
Why did you have a picture for that
You want to be with her, so you have sexual thoughts about her. That doesn't make you a pervert. If you were smelling her panties while masturbating or something like that, then you'd be a pervert.

>>35992748
>hugging your gf
That's way too lewd

>>35992776
Not about loving her, no. About a lot of other things I'd want her to do, though, oh well.

>>35992799
Because I am embarrassingly obsessed with Elsanna.
>smelling her panties while masturbating
Well yeah I've never done that.
Our maid basically just used to guess whose panties go into which closet so I've been occasionally wearing hers, though.

>>35992825
>About a lot of other things I'd want her to do
Like what?

>>35992838
Like trailing her fingers ever so slowly down my belly, kissing my neck or collarbone or that spot behind my ear, whispering how much she loves me, all that.
Or something along the lines of "surprisingly joining me in the shower and pushing two fingers inside me", but I try not to think about that too much. Because y'know.

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>>35992825
>Because I am embarrassingly obsessed with Elsanna
At least you're not the person that made pic related

>>35992899
That's surprisingly softcore for how much you think it's perverted

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>>35992899
There's still nothing wrong with that.

>>35992934
Well I've never even seen Naruto, so yeah thank goodness. Comforting that there's always someone worse.

>surprisingly softcore
Well, I mean, I'm pretty softcore I guess, despite having spent so much time on 4chan. Slight BDSM stuff is the kinkiest I've ever been interested in but even so it always takes a place behind loving, passionate stuff. Because I'm actually just really madly in love, fuck me.

>>35992953
Well, not here yeah but I'm sure my mom would beg to differ.

>>35993001
>I'm actually just really madly in love
>I'm sure my mom would beg to differ
I'm sure she knows what it's like.

>>35993059
Being in love with a girl, let alone her sister? Somehow I doubt that, her Catholic cunt ass wouldn't even register that as love.

>>35993070
In love, yes. Maybe not with a girl or her sister.
>wouldn't even register that as love
Doesn't matter, it's still the purest form of love.

>>35993001
>Slight BDSM stuff is the kinkiest I've ever been interested in
So how red in the face would you be if you thought about something like being on your knees, chained to a tree innawoods, with her coming around whenever she needed a good lick?

>>35993121
I agree, dude. I'm just saying most 'normal' people wouldn't.

>>35993177
Reaching approximately 150 degrees.
Though my BDSM fantasies are usually more focused on home, her tying my wrists and ankles to her bed and just having her way with me, or being helplessly pleasured by her.
It's a way to alleviate guilt, I guess. It's not my fault if I'm bound. Stupid stuff.

>>35993320
You should hug her and grab two handfuls, see how she reacts.

>>35993320
>It's not my fault if I'm bound
Never thought about it like that.
Hope it goes well later, remember to rub lots of lotion on each other

>>35993360
I'm on my way to the hair stylist now but I'll hug her when I get home.
Without trying to grab anything I mean. I can barely stand touching her as it is.

>>35993381
>can barely stand touching someone you love
It must be torture.

>>35993399
Trust me, it is. It fucking sucks.

>>35993439
So what's the problem? Why can't you stand touching her?

>>35993480
Because I feel dirty about it. I shouldn't be feeling that way about my sister. Every innocent touch makes me shiver, from either disgust or arousal or both. I feel like it's ripping me apart sometimes because I love her so, so much but I can't do anything about it.

>>35993531
>I shouldn't be feeling that way about my sister
Why, because it's your sister? Would you feel the same if you weren't related?

>>35993531
Have you tried randomly joining her in the shower and shoving two fingers inside her?

>>35993559
Yeah, because she's my sister. Because it's unnatural and gross and she deserves better.

>>35993564
No. We used to take baths together when we were little, but nothing sexual about it.

>>35993767
>she deserves better
Don't think like that. You'd be loyal and do your best to keep her happy.

>>35993767
There's nothing unnatural and gross about purest love.

>>35993781
Well yes. I just mean she deserves better than her pervy little sister. Like, you know, a normal girlfriend/boyfriend who wouldn't ruin her whole family if anyone ever found out.

>>35993791
That's sweet Anon but since my life isn't anime, it's not that easy.

>>35993811
Can't help who you love.
>my life isn't anime
Not with that attitude, it isn't.

>>35991597
No one is going to do any of these.

>>35993826
I know I can't help it but that doesn't make me feel any better about it.

>Not with that attitude, it isn't.
Well, with what attitude would it be? I'm open to suggestions.

>>35993839
I've done one. So have other people.
You can go ahead and leave now.

>>35993841
How open? Are you willing to post nudes?

>>35993863
>I've done one. So have other people.
Not seeing it here lad.

>>35993841
Not with that defeatist attitude, it's like you want whatever you do to fail. You kind of remind me of Pat with that.

>>35993880
These threads have been going on for months, friendo

>>35993863
I'm not posting nudes. How'd that help, anyway.

>>35993893
It's not that I want to fail, it's just that I'm trying to be realistic and bury these feelings.

>>35993911
>bury these feelings
This never works. The more you bottle it up the more it'll weigh down on you. It's unhealthy in many ways.

>>35993931
Well, so's being in love with my fucking sister.

>>35993996
Shower with her later and ask her to practice kissing with you

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>>35991597
I don't fancy my sister cos I'm not sick in the head.
If I hugged her and told her I love her, that'd be fine because she knows I do.
But if I texted her any of that mental shit my family would have me committed

>>35993996
>being in love is unhealthy
Perish the thought

>>35994044
>If I hugged her and told her I love her, that'd be fine because she knows I do.
Then do it, post results. These threads aren't purely about incest, cute stories are fine.

>>35994021
Again, my life isn't anime or cheap porn. Sadly.

>>35994055
Certain kinds of love sure are, yeah.

>>35994044
>I don't fancy my sister
But Anon, this only proves that you are sick.

>>35994088
I will if the thread is still up when she gets home and I remember to
>>35994101
ngl she's not particularly attractive, that probably has something to do with it

>>35994090
But not your kind of love.

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>>35994136
If you say so anon. I still can't help feeling shitty about it.

>>35994133
>if the thread is still up when she gets home and I remember to
Alright then it's on you to remember, this thread will be up for a few days. What are your ages?

>>35994152
Yeah, well, if that sort of shit was hammered into you when you were raised, it's no wonder you feel that way about it. But the fact that it is purest love will never change.

>>35994180
20 and 22. we have a pretty good relationship even though we get on one another's nerves occasionally. she has GAD so that can be hard to deal with sometimes.

>>35994188
Well incest didn't come up in my upbringing of course, but being gay was definitely not something tolerable for my mother. So, that kinda plays into it too I guess.

>my sister is mostly blind
>she's to the point where all she sees is blurry splotches of light and shadow
>she likes to come into my room and sit with me
>she says she likes how my bed feels
>before she gets on my bed she feels all over my neck and head
>"I just need to make sure it's really you."
>feeling her run her hands across my body and her breasts against the back of my head make me want to grab her and have my way with her
>feel like a pig every time
>she grabs all of the pillows and blankets that on the floor next to my bed and throw them on
>she carefully gets in my bed and lays there talking to me
>there always comes a point where she says "Anon, come over here for a bit please."
>so I get up and lay in bed
>she grabs my hand and tucks herself in next to me
>she seems so much more calm
>I always remember her when we were younger and we could still see
>hold in tears
>we fall asleep together

>>35994655
Too cute. Take good care of her, only lewd her if she starts it.

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>>35994655
>tfw no lilly imouto
You better take the best care of her you can.

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>>35994772
Silly anon. Misha is best girl

>>35994655
Super cute.
Never let her go anon. I have migraines and my older sister always caring for me is the only thing that's stopping me from offing myself.

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>>35994655
>that feel when no cute little blind sister
Then again, wishing to have a blind sister isn't good. Better a cute one.

>>35994859
I know that's you, you old bastard. Nobody's even tried using your trip, make a new one and use it. Don't let the trolls and haters win.

>>35994859
>comforting misha
No, Lilly is the best girl.

>>35995252
Lilly is a liar. "Please don't leave me.". "K, thx 4 lewd, bai". She's also the source of the feud between Shizune and herself. "Oh, look at me, I'm the class lead...But 8 can't be bothered to take on additional work, or do things in a timely manner...Oh, time for more tea!"

Silly anon

>>35995308
But Lilly can't see how hard Shizune was working, you can't really blame her. And family > fuckbuddies.
In retrospect, they're all pretty shit waifus. They all lewd a guy they've only known for a few months, and in some routes even break up with him afterwards.

>>35995308
>not getting the good end for Lilly
Fixes everything bitter about the neutral end.

>>35995383
>Can't see
I see what you did there. But let's go down that route! Ok, so Lil's and Shi-chan both were on student council. It's inferred, but not explicitly stated, that Shizune was the president during all the years she was in the council.

Ok, here's where it gets interesting cause of the amount of circumstancial evidence. So we can infer that Lilly and Shizune had a fallout due to Shizune being too "ambitious", as stated in both routes. Going further, you see in Shi-chan route how hard she really works on things, even as a two man crew. Workload be damned, she will push forward!

Now let's look to Lilly. Very much a creature of habit. Understandably due to her disability. But to say she doesn't "see" how hard Shizune works is a cop out. She class made soba in a stand Shi-chan hand built! Also: Shi-chan worked for weeks coming up to the event. Lilly did..What...2 hours of cashier work the day of, and delegated the rest out?

My point is: Lilly is fine, but she's not 100 percent honest. She's kind of lazy. She has an addiction personality. And she has a habit of dragging people down into a sedantry lifestyle of complacency life her (See Hanako, without Hisao around).

So I say again: she's the source of the feud and has no excuse for her actions, not even her disability.

But yeah...All girls have issues that name then crap wifeus. Kind of like RL I guess

>>35995577
But Lilly is the much superior half-white, while Shizune is full asian. Based on that alone, Shizune is at fault.
I implore you to see reason. Lilly may not have made much of an effort to keep a good relationship with her, but she didn't intentionally push her away either. She did what she thought was best.

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>>35995719
Heh...

Ok I chuckled

>>35995719
Wait, didn't Kenji say something about foreign women trying to subvert Japanese culture?

>>35995211
A. I don't want the threads to turn into a flame war again. Shit is calm finally.

B. Even if I was so inclined, I have no idea what name to use now

C. Why should I trip, if I'm not fucking a sibling or have any stories of such to tell

>>35996211
Then ignore Angry-chan and the other haters, and hope others ignore them too. They'll give up eventually.

Same name, different password. Post a timestamped dolan to prove it's you.

You're the uncle of the threads, I think that counts.

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>>35996463
Fine

Original desu

>>35996463
>encouraging people to trip when it's completely unnecessary
Fuck off.

>>35996589
Why'd you give him boobs?
Wow, 4 seconds. A lot quicker than I thought. Pay them no mind.

>>35996669
Cause even Dolan knows the proper 4chan procedures

>>35996692
Dolan's supposed to be pure, why have you corrupted him?

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>>35996719
Gooby plz

Desu

Luncheon era bumpage

Akira x Lilly Imouto shipper when?

>>35996589
I now have a new angle to work with when it comes to shopping Dolans. Thanks, Anal.

>>35994655
pls marry her, anon

>>35997955
A ring is all he can give her, for now. And maybe a baby.

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>>35997869
Can't wait to see the results

Friend moved to a new house, it's pretty nice.

I just saw something amazing that I wish I could unsee

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tfw nobody will see this bunny

>>36000120
What kind of bunny is that?

Shit stays this quiet, imma have to tell stories again

>>36001065
Tell us about the first time you kissed a girl

>>36001101
Like, real kiss, or just kissed in general.

First mouth kiss was my sister actually. But not in a lewd context at all

>>36001274
Tell us about both I guess

>>36001332
>Be 6 years old
>Sister voted homecoming queen
>Night of dance
>Sister dressed in pink dress, huge hair, etc
>6 year old me in 70s shorts and star wars ewok t shirt
>Dad and mom taking pictures of sis in back yard
>Redneckvouge.jpg
>"Let's take one of you kissing your brother"
>Look up from searching for roly-polies
>Wut.wav
>Next thing, sitting in front of sister
>Closed mouth kiss on lips
>Cameras shuttering like paparazzi
>Over, feel light headed.
>Sis leaves for dance
>I got back to the bugs

So somewhere in an old photo album is my sister kissing me, and me with my eyes closed and a goofy grin on my face

>>36001814
Weird, but cute. Why didn't you cop a feel and try to get some tongue in there? Nobody can give you shit for not contributing anymore.
What about your first real kiss?

>>36001950
...Cause I was 6 lol.

First kiss...K, I'll type up in a bit

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>>36001950
So, I was half way into writing my first kiss with a girl when I realized; my first kiss was actually with a guy. Well...In the sake of being not a faggot, op will deliver

So in high school, I took journalism all 4 years. A perk to this was the room was open to all "reporters" all day and for a few hours after school. It turned into a club house for all of us. Music, pizza lunches, goofing off, lots of good times.

In the back of this room, was a small closet. At one time, it had been a dark room for the school photographer. But by this point, it was just a storage closet with a running sink.

I used to stay late almost every day, because I hated being home. So it was during one of these afternoons when a Convo started about gayness. Basically, the theory they had was that no one can really know if they're gay unless they've actually tried it.

I countered that I don't need to jam a needle in my hand to know it's gonna hurt. Convo keeps going, until the challenge is dropped: my good buddy Carlos offered to test the theory with me because he was absolutely sure "I can make you gay". My eyebrows went up, and I wanted to say no. But peer pressure is a motherfucker.

So Carlos and I went into the closet. Akward moment to be sure. He finally reached up, took my face, and kissed me.

I'd read and heard up to this point how people thought this should be. Warm. Blissful. Fluid happiness in your tummy. Blocking out everything but the other person. But...It wasn't. I tried hard to get into it and participate. It was hot, but it was painful akward, the only thing in my stomach was his raging hard on, and I was counting down the seconds till it was done.

We finally finished and came out to an expectant group. Needless to say, I wasn't gay.

>>36002421
Did you expect me to be satisfied without hearing about your first kiss with a grill too?

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>>36002654
No. But just trying to be thorough I guess.

So first grill kiss was after a football game my senior year.

Her name was Jennifer. She was in both journalism and tall flags. She wrote lots of sports articles as a result of being at most of the games. I was a senior and she was a sophomore. Nothing to write home about, looks wise, but I'm no fucking keeper either.

Anyway, she'd asked me if I wanted to go with her to a game that night. I agreed, as I'd had a bit of crush on her. I sat on the bleachers near the flag squad. Watched her more than the game.

So the game ended. Waited for them to wrap up, then offered to walk her home. She agreed.

As we walked, the Convo drifted to my crush on her. She grinned and said she already kind of knew.

So we got to her house. I give her a hug to say good night. She replies "So...No kiss goodnight?". So...Being Brendan level akward, and after multiple stance and hand adjustments, I finally leaned in.

Well, first attempt, I was over zealous. She had to stop me, and whispered "Slow" cause I tried to practically eat her face.

Then it happened. This did feel right. Squishy warm, head was cloudy, time froze. I have no idea how long it was, but when we finished, she smiled at me while biting her lower lip, and went into her house.

I wish I could say it was awesome and we fugged and all after that. But no. The next day she asked if we could just stay friends, cause it was wired to think of my otherwise. I of course said yeah..Cause reasons.

See Brendan? I've been there too

>>36003079
Do you know where Jennifer is now?

>>36003789
No. After I graduated high school, I started apartment hopping across the US with (((the Jew))). When I finally returned, I heard through the grapevine she'd gone to USC. I never saw her again though after the night I graduated high school

Just for the record, Anal guy and I have kissed the same about of guys
I thought that was funny

>>36003889
Did you get the boner poking you, too?

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>>36003079
>See Brendan? I've been there too
Does it get better? I'm waiting for you to one day tell the tale of how you almost put your dick in someone's belly button.

In other boring news, they were having prom sign ups at my sister's school today. She's skipped her Junior year one, and she had the same plan for this one as well. I even offered to go with her, but she said it's a waste of time and money.
Told her that she'd regret it until she turned it back onto me. I never went or don't regret not going, and that was enough for her to be happy with her choice. Even tried the fear card and said she might turn into me, which was a bad idea.
>H: "A lot has go wrong for that to happen"
Got a consolation kiss afterwards

Has anyone here gone to theirs? How was it?

>>36004033
...Umm..Well...About the belly button thing...

>>36004033
Also, yeah, I went to prom with the girl I apartment hopped with. It's...Ok I guess. I wouldn't go however unless your a social butterfly. If your not, it's just kind of an akward night around people who are gonna ignore you all night.

It's also butt ass expensive.

2/10, wouldn't repeat.

Grad night however was a blast

>>36004033
Yes, I did. Was there for like an hour or so, didn't really do anything. Was never interested in it, but my mom would bitch and moan if I didn't for the rest of my life. Got some vodka on my way home, so I could shitpost or something while trying to get drunk.

So my sister massaged my head/temples today after I told her I was having migraines again. It felt really nice.

>>36004155
>unless you're a social butterfly
She's more social than I am, but maybe it's not for everyone. Also tell me. I need to know if there something worse than shoving my sister's chest.
>>36004187
Well, at least it turned out for the best near the end. Guess it's not all that great.

>>36004363
I'll tell next time we're slow. I think I've shit posted enough for today

>>36004033
>>H: "A lot has go wrong for that to happen"
You got fucking smoked
>Has anyone here gone to theirs? How was it?
Yea I sat down and had to repeat "I'm not really a dancer" a million times, I did get asked by some guy I hung out with occasionally but said no, obviously. I didn't want to go, but I would've never heard the end of it, and both my parents felt the need to show me their prom picture, and I laughed both times because of their stupid smiles
>>36003925
I think I did earlier today, not sure

Question that requires a kind of quick response: would it be too early to try and get one of his hoodies? I saw some of them hanging up earlier and I want one

>>36004298
Was there any shower fingering?

>>35994212
Did you forget?

>>36004406
I'd say go for it. Worst he does is ask for it back

>>36004425
No shower, no fingering.
Well, okay, both did happen but after she's left.

>>36004406
I'll smoke you out. Seems a lot of parents hog their kids for this. Our parents didn't know the prom was even near. They didn't even attend.

Oh well. Maybe I'll plan something on the night since the rest of her friends are going. Also, take the hoodie.

>>36004648
So how long until she buys herself a strapon to solidify who the real man in the relationship is?

>>36005432
Never. Didn't someone drop a story here one tme about almost getting pegged?

>>36005722
You better take her ass before she takes yours.
>Maybe I'll plan something on the night
Excellent idea.

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>>36005722
Yeah...Me.

Desu

>>36005825
I just want you have a nice night out with her.
>>36005827
Man, that was back in December. Stories as entertaining as ever.

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>>35994655
>my sister is mostly blind

Is this you and your sister?

>>36004436
>>36004648
I got the hoodie
I didn't know how to ask for a while so I just choked out "I'm your girlfriend I want a hoodie" and he laughed and picked one for me. There was an oddly somber moment, he went to hand it to me and got this sad look on his face and said "I have a habit of not getting these back"
As I was typing this I realized I'm in the wrong house and just instinctively went back to my dad's...

>>36006939
So now that you've moved, you're gonna ghost him and keep it?

>>36007474
>now that you've moved on
Those are strong words, anon
>ghost him and keep it
>Keep it
My gut reaction was "I'm not pregnant"
I like him though, and if anything I'd give it back to him

>>36007984
>moved on
I said moved, as in into your old house, as in he doesn't know where to find you. How do you know he didn't get you pregnant while you were passed out on his couch?

>>36008134
Oh, I misread that
I doubt that I would've slept through that

>>36008239
Date rape drugs are strong

>>36008263
Pretty sure there would've been blood or something
Why don't you go hug someone instead of talking about my potential rape

Last time i came here was when story-chan admited everything and everyone came clean. Can someone fill me in anythin i missed?

>>36008444
Nothing noteworthy has really happened since then.

>>36008444
If you missed it too Pat was also lying

>>36008444
>>36008540
Yeah Pat stopped posting about a week and a half ago, hopefully he'll return soon.

>>36008593
Hopefully, with some progress with Emma this time.

>>36008640
Or Emfriend. Or H. Or no progress, I miss him and I just want him to come back.

>>36006939
>I didn't know how to ask for a while so I just choked out "I'm your girlfriend I want a hoodie"
kek, you're adorable.

>As I was typing this I realized I'm in the wrong house and just instinctively went back to my dad's...
K must be crying right now. Did you call/text him and told him you'll actually return it?

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Ummm...Guys...


The game

>>36008700
What pisses me off was his Gundam comment. Pat, if you're lurking, you're a piece of shit for holding back on that sweet Gundamu talk.

>>36009465
I don't care what you think you degenerate sisterfucker, I just want to know Pat's not dead and possibly help him form a loving relationship with either Emma, Emfriend, or H.

>>36009550
Hey now, we've taken 6 months to get this dense bitch to this point. Show respect

>>36009550
>implying there is anything degenerate about being a sisterfucker

>>36009610
>>36009712
It's like you guys don't know what irony is. Well, maybe irony's not the right word.

>>36009759
Sarcasm is the word you're looking for, I think.

>>36009778
Yeah I think that's it. Thanks.

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>>36009550
>loving relationship with either Emma, Emfriend, or H
>Emfriend
>H
>loving

Does anyone have a link to the last thread? I feel like I'm missing something

>>36009917
>>35910473
Last thread, 60% not dead

I will bump this thread for all the imoutos out there

Last bump. Keep it alive.

Late night sister loving bumpo

In other threads, whenever people mention their sisters, I always tell them to treat them nicely and spend more time with them. However, I also usually encourage them to be more open with them and possibly get lewd with them. Does that make me a bad person?

>>36012524
Alas, not all see their sisters that way. Or it could be due to other factors.
>Does that make me a bad person
Nah, but telling them that despite not knowing anything about them isn't exactly the greatest idea.

It's 3 am I must be lonely

>>36008965
I don't know what you mean, I'm just used to "going home" being my dad's
I did realize like 2 steps from the sort of my moms that I was coming home with an extra sweater that was too big for me, so I just sprinted to the bathroom, then from the bathroom to my rrom

Bump for everyone

>>36013324
Shouldn't you have been asleep when you posted this?

>>36015060
Should've? Yea
Was I? Sadly no

Emergency bumper car bumping

>>36015095
What caused it? Why didn't you go sleep with your dad?

Allahu bumpbar original terrorism in the West

>>36016188
I only woke maybe 30 minutes before I usually do, nothing out of the ordinary really

>>36015060
>sleeping during the night
What kind of fucking normalfag are you?

Thumpity thump thump thumpity look at frosty go

So my sister is probably coming over tonight again for quality sister time, ie pizza and a movie, I'm guessing.
Oh and in unrelated news I gave in and bought a vibrator.

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>>35991597
New poster here. I have a crush on my older sister, and we're really close so it makes it a lot worse. I feel bad about it but she kind-of acts like she does too. She'll regularly do stuff like:
>kiss my cheek
>hug me
>lie on top of me/cuddle with me
>slap my ass
>take off her clothes constantly around me
>talk about sexual things with me lots
>show me pictures of hot girls (or send them to me)
I think these things are normal because we're of the same gender, but maybe she subconsciously feels the same a little bit.

if you guys have any tips on subtly testing whether or not she maybe likes me back I'll report back with results. I just don't want to go full r9kelsa and fuck our entire relationship up by being a creep.

>>36019534
>go full r9kElsa and fuck our entire relationship up
Oh god, exactly the same here. I'm afraid of even getting close to her anymore.

>>36019576
it's so difficult when she's the one initiating all the touchy feely stuff too!
>>36019514
I'll be doing similar stuff on the weekend. Also, good call, but be prepared to have a massive stash of used batteries

>>36019627
>it's so difficult when she's the one initiating all the touchy feely stuff too
Just shove your tongue down her throat next time she does that stuff.

>>36019627
I know, god. My sister has always been very affectionate and caring (and super supportive about me being gay and migraines and whatever shit really) and it just tears me to pieces that I feel for her that way.
I'll try to just be normal and try not to do anything crazy and spend time with her like normal sisters should. But it's hard.

>>36019663
I would but she had very high moral standards. We've played spin the bottle with friends before and she'll always point out before we start
"but the only combination we can't do is me and anon because that would be incest :)"
or things like that where she adds in "and that would be incest and incest is wrong!"
and I can't tell if it's because she's projecting or what.

>>36019738
I get you. it definitely doesn't help that me and mine are both openly gay. I'm always jealous of the girls she dates.

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>>36019788
>incest is wrong
More like purest love. Besides, she's the one doing that stuff all the time, she can't fault you for doing it back to her.

>>36019854
I knowwww it's so annoying
>drunkenly slaps my butt
>drunkenly grinds against me while dancing
>kisses my cheek
>"but remember anon, incest is wrong ;)"
I have this terrible fear that if I do it back it would be weird.

>>36019973
And it isn't when she's doing?

>>36019992
I mean, she does that to everyone though. Perhaps people she dates and me get slightly more of it but still. I'm known to all my friends and to her as being very prickly and not being affectionate to anyone. apart from hugging her randomly a few times recently i haven't ever done anything like that to her. I just feel like it would be out of character and she might suspect something..

However, I could do things like that and have more of an excuse than most. Suggestions for stuff that isn't just blatantly kissing her?

>>36020064
You should sleep with her. Tell her it makes you fall alseep easier, and that it helps you sleep better when you're cuddle up to her.

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I'm back from the grave.

>Be last weekend.
>Got sick of L being a big scaredy-cat over nothing.
>Decide to give her something to be scared of.
>Convince her to go out to the countryside at night under the guise of star gazing.
>Find a quiet back road near a thick wooded area to park.
>Tell L that there is a clearing just through the brush.
>Walk with her for a couple of minutes before turning off the flashlight and running away.
>I take cover behind some trees and wait for my eyes to adjust.
>L is freaking out and calling for me.
>Wait for 4 or 5 minutes before I start circling around her voice and drawing closer.
>She's practically crying at this point.
>Decide that I'll give her one last good scare.
>Creep up behind her and grab her shoulders.
>Loudest scream I've every heard.
>She sat silently pouting the whole car ride back.

I explained to her after why I did it, but she was still mad and demanded a tribute homemade pound cake and at least one favour of her choosing to redeemed at her leisure.

Been busy as fuck over the last little while. I want to take L to do some traveling so I've been taking on more at work for some extra cash. Also learned that I'll be lucky if I still have full vision in my one eye within five years, so I've been trying to do the who 'life to its fullest' thing.

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>>36020162
>scaring your imouto half to death

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>>36020162
Admit it: you were trying to get her to pee herself.

>>36020159
She wouldn't believe it for a second. For years when I was a kid/teenager I've thrown fits when we went on a trip and I had to sleep in the same bed as her. I always play it off as she hogs the blankets, then sleep on the floor.

This year when we went on vacation I slept in the same bed at every hotel, but I put a barrier of pillows between us. Yet, she still always finds a way to roll onto my side of the bed and get super close. It is both a blessing and a curse.

>>36020064
>take off her clothes constantly around me
As in fully naked? If her boobs are bigger than yours, grab her tits the next time she does it. If she questions it, tell her you're jealous of how big they are.
>lie on top of me/cuddle with me
Grab her butt or grind against her. Kiss her on the cheek whenever you're cuddling.
And remember to tell her you love her every day.
How old are you two?

>>36020162
>I'll be lucky if I still have full vision in my one eye within five years
Well shit dude that sucks. Eyes only cost a few thousand though, so it's not the end of the world.

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>>36020316
>Eyes only cost a couple of thousand

Wait...Wut?

>>36020283
>not enjoying the feeling of your imouto up against you
You don't know how good you have it, I wish I could cuddle up with my imoutos right now.

>>36020316
Yup, fully naked. Like, before she goes to take a shower or change clothes, etc. I always freeze up when she cuddles with me and saying I love you back is hard. I will try though.
I'm 18 and she's 19

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>>36020338
Black market buddy

>>36020343
I enjoy yet and scared of being perceived as enjoying.
>>36020412
ew

>>36020446
Nothing wrong with enjoying your sister's naked body.

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>>36020412
Remind me to stay off the fucking dark web

>>36020162
It's great you hear from you again, man. Any plans on where you'll be going? Real shame to hear about the eye though.

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>>36020231
All in good fun.
She still thinks it was mean, but she also thinks it was pretty funny now as well.
I wouldn't do anything to actively traumatize her.

Though I am concerned that she hasn't called in that favour yet. I fear what she may be planning.

>>36020262
That would have been pretty funny, but I wouldn't do that to her.

>>36020316
>>36020412
I'm incredibly squeamish when it comes to anything that has to do with eye surgery, so when this eye has had it, that's it, it's not getting touched unless it's actively killing me.

>>36020410
You have to put forth effort if you want it to work. Think about what you'll do before you do it, it'll help you stay calm when it happens. I believe in you, you can do it.
When did you two find out you're attracted to girls? How do your parents feel about it?

>>36020496
Stay off the dark web

>>36020512
Who's a little baby boy? You are.

>>36020512
But you could have different color eyes. Wouldn't that be cool?

>>36020555
the gay thing has been since she we were in middle school. She's actually dated plenty of girls, I'm foreveralone. Our parents don't care.

>>36020511
I was thinking backpacking through either Europe, Japan, South Korea, Iceland, or New Zealand.
I have to do some looking into airline regulations when it comes to bikes. I wouldn't mind biking across a country or two with L, it would make for a great bonding experience.
Of course this is all dependent upon L not making me knock her up within the foreseeable future.

>>36020555
>>36020566
Nope, can't handle that shit.

>>36020566
I forgot heterochromia was a thing and also that I have a slight fetish for it.

>>36020654
Neither of you are attracted to guys at all?
Even if things don't work out between you and your sister, I'm sure you'll find someone eventually. Or maybe your sister will find a girl that wants to have a threesome with you. Never give up hope.

>>36020687
Damn, that's pretty great. Hope everything goes smoothly when it comes to that trip. Wishing nothing but the best for you two. And hope you're not straining yourself too much.

>>36020905
>being outside, exercising
>pretty great
What the hell is wrong with you?

>>36020962
>that feel when you're outside when the sun is shining
>you're in the shade, unaffected by the sun
>you look at a spot that is illuminated by its radiance
>your eyes burn and you struggle to keep them open
This sucks. I'm not even a vampire.

>>36021033
>I'm not even a vampire
Are you sure? Does the sun make your skin burn? Do you like the metallic taste of blood?

>>36020962
Look here, you walnut. Anything is great if it's spent with a person you care about, right? Am I wrong?

>>36021076
It feels warm, obviously. I'm pretty sure I don't sparkle in the sunlight. Though I've tasted worse things than blood, it's okay, I suppose. I guess this is just NEET life though.

>>36021076
All of that applies to me.
B-but I'm not a vampire, promise.

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>>36020905
Thanks a lot, though I can't vouch for not overdoing it.

>>36020962
There's some pretty beautiful things to see outside, appreciate what you can see while you can see it.
Exercise can be refreshing and exhilarating, especially when you have some sort of goal in mind.

>>36021033
You need to go out more.

>>36021118
It took me less than a second to think "not if you're both being brutally tortured." What has this place done to me

>>36021155
It's okay, anon. I'd accept you even if you are a vampire.

>>36021177
>that feel when no imouto to go out with
Fuck that, I live in a pretty small town where there's nothing to do. I did that enough when I was a kid anyway.

>>36021206
>now have fantasies of lewdly biting my sisters neck
Ovulating should be forbidden

>>36021225
Try it at the right time. Maybe she'll like it.

>>36021255
She probably doesn't even like me kissing her neck normally, let alone blood-letting.
It seems really kinda hot though.

ctrl f - story = no results for lying bitch.

gonna be a good thread!

ctrl f - pat = shit ton of orbiters...

well... almost...

>>36021212
There's always plenty to do, you just need the will to go out and do.

I do a lot of shit with L, but I usually do stuff like going to the gym, bike, or swim by myself. I find good for private thought and reflection.
It kinda makes me wonder how she stays as fit as she does throughout most of the year while more or less only putting in a third of the effort I do.

>>36021491
I hear sex is a pretty good exercise

Story-chan how's the exercise going?

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>>36021565
spoke too soon

looks like these threads are still garbage.
gonna have some lunch and come back to derail.

prepare to get triggered like the fucking orbiters you all are.

>>36021491
Shitty news about your eye, but travelling the world and such sounds cool, it's on about everyone's bucket list so cool you're doing that

Reminder not to reply to the whiny bitches that don't like how these threads are going, make their own threads, watch them die, then come back here to whine some more

>>36021679
reminder you are a little bitch.
go suck some trip cock

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>>36021551
It's decent cardio I suppose, but it doesn't explain the fairly decent ab-lines she usually seems to develop over the summer.

>>36021651
Could be worse, it's still one for two. And it's 'hopefully' doing it, we'll see what the future holds.

>>36021679
I saved his anime girl
>>36021807
Well, giving it a shot is still farther than most get so there's that

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>>36022017
>I saved his anime girl

I like laura.
im not all angry

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You're all so lewd

>>36022185
We're a thread of peace. No kind of lewdness has ever occurred here.

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>>36022175
I almost feel obligated to give one back...

>>36022225
Someone hasn't read the icy hot stories

>>36021807
I'm so sorry about your eye, man.
Does your sister know yet? How did she take it?

>>36022412
I've been here since the start. We're the purest thread on r9k.

>>36022509
Well, fuck, if your comparing us to the rest of this German Sausage Making forum, then yeah, we're practically angels

>>36022280
You whore! Don't be seduced by Angry-chan, he'll pump and dump you.

>>36022600
Laura x Angry-chan shipper when?

I was watching Black Swan with my sis and I didn't completely sperg out. Yay me.

>>36022644
Good job. Did you cuddle?

>>36022423
She knows. She's not happy about it, but she's alright with it.
She was worried that the same thing could happen to her but as it turns out, my grandfather on my father's side, so blood relation to my sister, had similar issues with his optic nerves. So she is in the clear.

>>36022731
No blood relation*.
Missed the 'no' there

>>36022731
>>36022770
Well at least she's safe.
Impregnate her, so you can see your kid before you go blind.

>>36022668
Yeah, I rested my head in her lap. Didn't even think about anything lewd

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>>36022826
Most likely when she's done with university. She has already made it abundantly clear that she wants me to.

>>36022920
What is she majoring in, anyway? Wouldn't a child complicate future employment plans for her?

>>36023082
>What is she majoring in
cute imouto housewife.

>>36023195
Does that count as women's studies?

>>36023082
Geology.
Having children would that she wouldn't be working, not for several years at least.
She's made it pretty clear that she wants to put the effort into being there to raise them.
Giving her children what she never had is extremely important to her.

>>36023398
Give her all the children she wants, she deserves them.

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Slow time lunch time bumpage

>>36024455
What are all the new unlisted boards? I know of fitlit, mlpol, and outsoc, but I think they made a few more.
Also when/why did they delete /z/?

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>>36024564
There is /mo/ which is Mecha and Auto. Thanks to those chuckle fucks, I am now really interested in cars and car models.

>>36024664
Look into muscle cars from the 60s-80s

>>36024564
Mlpol is kill. Much sadness was had

>>36025222
Just now checked. Theyr're still up, but frozen? For what purpose?

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>>36025280
I bet the Jews did it. Just watch

>>36024564
>What are all the new unlisted boards?

Another one is /sp/ + /a/ = Tanoshii Sports
>>>/spa/

Afternoon love tap for nonlewd pure love

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One more bumpi bumpi for lewd love this time

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How about a bump for all kinds of love then

Anal, start bumping with stories, tell the one about you fucking a belly button.

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>>36027658
Better yet!

tell the one about you getting cuckfucked for the last 20 years and how you order pizza for scammers!

that one had me in tears last time!

>>36027658
I was hoping you guys wouldn't remember that. Gonna give the angry one more ammo.

Ok. Give me a bit to type it up

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https://www.quora.com/Does-it-violate-the-Mann-Act-to-take-my-sister-to-New-Jersey
>My sister and I are in love. Some supportive friends told us that incest is legal in New Jersey and Rhode Island. Is it legal for us to go there to fool around? It's illegal for us to be in love in our current state.

Ok, which one of you onii-chans posted this?

>>36027752
tell us this one!!
>>36027748
please! I need a reason to hang around for the next hour!

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best thing is the other day I checked this thread and hadn't been here for 2 days.
literally calling other people angry-chan!
AHAHHAHAAHAHAH! I fucking love you orbitcucks!

>>36022600
>>36022643
No
>>36023398
Geology? I heard that rocks
>>36024811
I'm not a car person, no real interest in them, probably because city, but I kinda like old muscle cars
Build them and take pictures bearguy
>>36026796
Laughed for about 10 seconds at this

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>>36027752
>I was hoping you guys wouldn't remember that.
lol you think I haven't been here since week 1?
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! you guys fucking kill me!

What does "cuckfuck" mean and why is Angry-chan so convinced Uncle Anal is a cuck?

>>36027752
Just ignore him or if you don't feel comfortable sharing that story you can just share another one.

Anal Justice Warrior bump

>>36027917
>if you don't feel comfortable sharing that story
god you are a little bitch
are you Canadian too?

AJW bump

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K, sorry. Work got crazy for a bit there.

So I was fresh out of high school. I was spending my time off before my attempt at college with my girlfriend. At that point, I was still a virgin, but she'd been with a few guys. It helped a bit down the road cause it gave me more direction on what the fuck I was doing.

But...For our first attempt ever...Not so much.

So the room was lit with scented candles. 80s rock ballads on the radio (her idea, not mine). Basically, a mood set for love.

We did the usual teenage stuff, rounding the bases, till it was time to slide into home. Here's where shit gets fun.

Back then, sex Ed didn't include demos on how to put on a condom. So, as we paused so I could wrap up, I began akwardly trying to pull the unrolled latex sheath over my dick. Needless to say, it didn't go well. After rolling her eyes and laughing, she assisted.

Embarrassed, but not deterred, I pressed on. I slid on top into what I assumed was position, ready to do this.

Now, I'd never had Willy wrapped, so I had no idea how much it fills the sensations of everything down there. So, as I pressed forward into what I thought was the correct road, I couldn't tell at the time that I wasn't in. Not even close.

Hence why this is the "dick in belly button" story.

Being my first time, mercifully, it didn't last long. I finished, and rolled off. I remember idily thinking "Sex is kind of dumb. Why does everyone want this so bad."

But as I laid there pondering, she started laughing at me. Confused, I asked what was up.

"You weren't in. Not even close. You fucked my stomach you goober."

Embarrassed doesn't even begin to describe it. Luckily, she thought it was funny as hell. We also had no such issues on the next attempt a little while later.

It was a running joke between us till we broke up a few years later

>>36029751
So was she really fat or were you denser than Brendan? When's the last time you heard from her? Are you snipped?

>>36029889
Both.

Gosh...I spoke to her very briefly in 2010, glad shit worked out like it did, honestly

No.

>>36029751
>"You weren't in. Not even close. You fucked my stomach you goober."
DAMM!! I would have died of shame right there.
You really were the Brendan of the last generation.

>>36030070
My wife thinks it hilarious too. I sometimes tease her by asking if she wants me to fuck her that way too, so she doesn't feel left out. Always gets a good laugh

>>36029751
I am pleased. You weren't kidding that I reminded you of yourself. Fug. Thanks for that, I've been itching to hear it ever since you mentioned it.

>>36030132
>tease her by asking if she wants me to fuck her that way too

At which point she tells you she has a headache and leaves the room.

>>36030173
If you want more stories about sexual mishaps, ask your parents. And then recount it to us to the best of your ability.

>>36030223
What do you mean by that? Seriously.

>>36030532
Ask your parents about the first time they fugged, then tell us what they say please.

W-was it the joke?

>>36030532
think hes trying to say you and your sister are mistakes.

i for one think anal guy was a mistake though.
probably born from his dad getting cuckked aswell.

>>36030607
What the hell are you on about you daft imbecile?

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>>36030590
No. I know here still doing it though. They always leave for the casino and don't come back until next morning. As much as my sister tells me to shut up about that dumb theiry, she's knows I'm right.
>>36030607
Nah, it was a solid joke. Here's the model I'm interested in. I was told it's dumb, but I think it's badass.
>>36030636
Funny thing, our parents told us that my sister was unplanned. She thinks it's funny.

>>36030751
I expect a Dolan in that car within the next 2 hours

>>36030700
>>36027856
N-no (you)s

>>36030808
So you are an attention whore. It seems I have misjudged you.

>>36030928
and I thought people called me angry-chan...

oh before i forget.

FUCK PAT! AND FUCK STORY SHIT!

Anybody know why Angry-chan's still sticking around?

>>36030808
Well most of your first reply was just an answer for some other people and your 'joke' made me cringe. Sorry, but there was no real need to reply to you. Kinda cruel but true.
But might as well ask did you give K his hoodie back?

>>36030751
>They always leave for the casino and don't come back until next morning
At least they give you the courtesy of leaving the house
>Nah, it was a solid joke.
I see what you did there

is this allowed for step siblings?

>>36031367
It's allowed for all family members, blood-related or otherwise

>>36031367
>is this allowed for step siblings?

lol are you asking under the impression we are some sort of authority on the subject?

if you mean the roll sure go ahead.


>>36031256
and who is angry chan?
you cunts have called like 20 different people that name in the last week.

frankly it pisses me off... more...

>>36031392
>>36031426
no i meant do you want to hear about my events with my step sister

i'm slowly working up the courage do stuff with her but we are different races so i don't think she'd be interested? she's 2 years younger than me though

>>36031338
>At least they give you the courtesy of leaving the house
So they have been fucking (more)? Do you hear them?

>>36031450
>we are different races
No, bad, stay away

>>36031367
Do it with your dad
>>36031291
No, I took it so I can keep it for a while. It's beige, it looks like I'm about to be deployed to burgundy

>>36031474
i'm still gonna try but i won't post about it in this thread then

>>36031520
Did your parents ask about the hoodie?
Have you smelled it?

>>36031532
No, now you have to post, don't listen to /pol/.

>>36031576
nothing is going to happen for a few weeks at least anyways
is it okay that she is thicc?
she doesn't have many friends but she's cute and nice

>>36031644
>nothing is going to happen for a few weeks at least anyways
Why?

>is it okay that she is thicc?
It's even better.

>>36031457
I think I've heard them, can't be sure though
I don't get it, never had to deal with this as a kid, never walked in on them or nothing, now every night there's a chance they're gonna break the headboard
>>36031576
I just threw it in my closet, it's the principle
I've smelled it

>>36031664
we are still warming up to each other, this is fairly recent

if i get lucky somehow and something does happen sooner than i think i'll be sure to let you know

>>36031736
Rub your puss while listening to them and sniffing the hoodie

>>36031736
>I don't get it, never had to deal with this as a kid
Because they didn't fuck, hence the divorce.
Now they know they have to fuck every night.

>I've smelled it
Have you masturbated while smelling it?
Did you ever get a proper answer to the "Why don't I have a sibiling" question?

>>36031832
I don't see how that solves anything
>>36031909
I might ask my mom about the divorce a little more
>spoiler
No, I haven't, I'm not that much of a deviant
I might barge in and try to make them explain my only childness again

Meant to mention this earlier
>Sitting on couch with Mom
>Dad calls her
>He talks for a bit, can't hear him
>"You don't have friends"
>"Fuck you I've got like, 3"
>Looks at me
>"She's got like, 1"

>>35991597
>mfw this fucking thread

I had a sexual relationship with my sister for years up until I was like 21.

I may as well get it out there.

I'm not sure what to write since I literally told no one about it.. maybe I can answer some questions? I'll at least write about how it started

tripcode so my story time doesn't get hijacked

>>36032115
i'm gonna start with my stepsister soon! but how'd it start 4 u?

>>36032115
>up until I was like 21.
>Ending a relationship with your sister.
Faggot/10

>>36032113
>>"She's got like, 1"
REKT!!
Does K's friends count as your friends? Cuz in that case then you have 1 boyfriend and 2 friends.

>>36032115
>mfw I have no face

and I'm off to a great start.

Anyways should I like give the whole backstory about how we were as kid and all that?

well whatever, she's younger than me, by two years and the first times anything happened was when I was like 11 or 12 and I just started beating off, so I was beating off all the time. I also didn't have a lock on my bedroom door so my daytime options were limited to the washrooms but when I was feeling risky I would rub one out in my room during the day. The computer was out in the living room so beating off on there was out of the question.

She would just totally not knock at all and more than once I only had enough time to put my dick away and hide my boner underneath some books or something.

Then one day I was really beating off long and hard and was in my own little world and didn't notice that she had opened the door, walked into my room and was standing just behind my shoulder.

I honestly don't know how long she had been standing there, but I don't think she had a clear view of what was going on since I was in my chair facing away from the door.

I finally sensed her presence in the room and I spaghetti'd everywhere and blurted "hello!" to her or something and she just laughed and said that she needed to borrow my calculator or something.

Another thing was that up until then for the longest time whenever she would take a bath or a shower she would totally buck-ass naked in her room and then go to the washroom past my room, even if my door was half-open or eve wide open.

I would glance at her ass passing by and that was actually one of the first things I beat off to.

Anyways I'm jumping back and forth in the timeline, after she walked in on me beating off it apparently happened more often but I always managed to put my dick away.

Then one time, I was in my own little-beat off world sitting on my bed with everything around my ankles and she walked in and I just sat there with my dick in my hands.

...

>>35991597
>Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.
no. i fucking despise her and wish she'd never been born. havent spoken to her in 10 years and dont plan to.

>>36032488
>havent spoken to her in 10 years and dont plan to.

would you smash though?
even if hate filled?

"cause we wanted one, go to bed. Too late now anyways"
>>36032289
Am I allowed to do that? I don't have any way to contact them or anything though

>>36032619
will write angry/laura fanfiction later.
be ready for it

>>36032160
we were kids still >>36032443
and it really got real and heavy when I was like 14 and her 12 but we didn't have full-blown sex until a few years later

>>36032170
well we're still on good terms, but we decided that we did as much as we could with each other and moved to other people. We were like practice gf/bf

so back to story-time

I'm like a deer in headlights and neither of us is saying a thing, then as casually as possible she asks if I'm masturbating, I say yes, and she asks if she can watch and and I say okay.

Then she just pulls up my chair like she's taking a seat at the dinner table and starts looking all up and down me while smiling.

I smiled back and continued beating off.

She was saying things like "haha you have a big dick"(thank you) and "you're going so fast wow".

I had a brief but severe moment of panic when I remembered that our parents were downstairs and I asked them where they were and she just shrugged and laughed.

Then I laughed and she laughed and we were just laughing and giggling until I was about to come.

I think I said something like "hey watch this" just as I came into a tissue and she laughed even more and said that was gross. She then asked if I was done. I said yeah and I put my pants back off, and she just said okay. As she was leaving my room I asked if she wanted something and said "nope".

Then at dinner our parents were like "You guys were laughing pretty hard up there! You read some funny jokes on the computer or something?"

Then that was the last time she tried to like catch me while beating off and she was a bit more distant for the next year and a half two years cause I guess she was going through puberty too.

but then things started up again.

I'm not sure what else to write next, it was all just one thing after another and happened so fast.

>>36032700
Wait what
Why
I'm not for lewd yet

>>36032619
>I don't have any way to contact them or anything though
Then, you're not friends, they're just the guys. that tolerate you while they hang ou with K.

>"cause we wanted one, go to bed.
Kinda anti-climatic, my headcanon now is they only had you because they only needed one daddyfucker.

>>36032714
>I'm not sure what else to write next, it was all just one thing after another and happened so fast.
Just write everything in the order it happened.

>>36032765
>Then, you're not friends, they're just the guys. that tolerate you while they hang ou with K.
I think it's more than tolerate, they talk to me sometimes and joke around
>Kinda anti-climatic, my headcanon now is they only had you because they only needed one daddyfucker.
So they conceived me with the intent of me falling in love with my dad just to have him deny me? Wow, elaborate

I lik dogs. one time I peanoutbutter in store and thn go home see dog. dog is sleep. I wake dog give nutbuter. it very like. I smear my dogg on dicke and balls then peanutbutter let it lick my dog on dicke and balls. it start my tingle and makes my dicke grow to a big tree. i liek it

>>36032950
>So they conceived me with the intent of me falling in love with my dad just to have him deny me? Wow, elaborate
Tst tsk, silly Laura, see this is why you failed, you're too simple. Your parents are always playing 4D chess. It's all part of the 20 year plan to get you to join the fun.

>>36032714
I might post again some other time, it feels good to revisit these memories. I'll at least post about the time we first had sex and then like the greatest hits after that.


Anyways the next big step was when she was deep in puberty, her tits were coming nicely and ass wasn't as flat as it always was. I wasn't thinking about her that much but that one time still floated around in my head. I had a book full of porn image and titties that I had printed off the computer that I could later beat off to since the computer was still in the living room.

We were both latchkey kids and had the house to ourselves for about 3 hours after school but we had our little routines that we stuck with and our parents trusted me.

Then over time I noticed that some of my beat-off pics would be in different places than where I last left them. Some would disappear altogether. Someone had been messing with my beat-off pics. Rude.


I knew it was her, it wasn't my dad ruffling through my beat-off collection. I still had to make sure so one day while she was in the shower I turned her room inside out and finally found all of them. She had started her own beat-off collection but with my shit.

I didn't really know how to confront her, and I didn't really want to, so I just put everywhere back where it was and took my beat-off pics back to my room hoping that it would just all go away.

Then the day after school and we're both getting home she brought it up and said she was sorry for taking my "pictures". I just mumbled and blushed and said it wasn't a big deal and to forget about it. She said she wanted pictures of her own but was scared to use the computer because it would get a virus and mom & dad would know.

I sat her down at the computer and told her about clearing the search history and just printing out pictures and that it was fine.

I went upstairs to take a dump and then thought about doing homework, but didn't, and decided to go watch TV instead.

...

>>36033032
I knew they've been planning on family fun. They've been testing her to make sure she's willing to work for it.