Behold my dick, worship it and realize that you will never get

>>35969481
looks like it's fake.

>>35969481
Looks fucking stupid, I'd rather be a cocklet and be cucked by you than have this unwieldy hose in my pants.

>>35969481
I don't want pussy though I want to worship your cock

>>35969481
Awful. I bet nobody sucked this (except for OP himself). And nobody will.

>>35969481
>longdick.jpg

>>35969481
You don't have to have the biggest dick in the world to have sex. If you did, only one man in the world would have sex.

Sometimes I think the Russian shills have come to this board as well in an attempt to make American men depressed, weak and insecure.

>>35969481
post a timestamp if it's yours, reverse search shows nothing.

>>35970755
>Board
Give me your address and it's yours ;)

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>>35970755
>reverse search shows nothing.
What

Imagine having a sword fight with that

>>35970776
for some reason nothings showing up.

>>35969481
Looks like photoshop. But if that were real, it's way too big for most women.

>>35969481
That dick is terrifying and I'd literally stand up and walk off if you whipped that out as we were about to have sex.
No way.

>>35970837
Someone just came from /i/

>>35969481
If you unironically think that spear dicks are attractive neck urself

>>35969481
I don't need pussy in life to be happy anyways, have fun with your shitty endeavours.

>>35969481

Looks a lot like my dick, but cartoonishly long lol. Pretty sure this is shopped.

>>35969481
Too long literally, what an impractical dick but at least you got bragging rights to be honest.

>>35969481
damn mirin op.
post routine and stats

>>35970791
Definitely photoshop, but not enough of a challenge for me.

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>>35969481
You'd hit the bottom of whoever you're fucking and you'd have 3 inches sticking out and it'll be awkward.

>>35973771
Not if it's anal. Seen things way longer than that go in.

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>>35969481
This is my dick
I'm a robot who lives underground
lol people go inside it and don't even realize