I'm a virgin and I want to put my penis in a womans vagina.

>>35964520
I like women but they don't like me. I have a problem.

i am unable to obtain a woman

Most women don't deserve to be touched by myself, a superior gentleman.

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>>35964520
How can a woman tell if you're a virgin? Only a woman's virginity is palpable. You can fake it till you make it.

Playing League of legends pisses me the fuck off.
WARICK IS A PIECE OF TRASH.

>>35964520
I know this will make you reeee but real pussy is hardly better than a warm pocket pussy. I honestly don't think it's worth it.

I'm a virgin and I want a girl to hug me tightly and tell me that life is worth living

>>35964520
Catch-22

You need to demonstrate you're desirability by strutting around and talking about all you past hookups.

After you get laid you can tell her the truth, unless you want to keep fucking her because she'll drop you if let know she was you're first. It is too much pressure for the female, she will pity you and pity is not hawt or swag.

>>35965283
This. What women think men want is some hyper ambitious manic pixie dream girl.

What men really want
>A hug

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Theres only one thing you can do.

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>>35964520
Ugh a vagina? Seriously?

That's so gross. Do you want babies or something you faggot?

you're unironically a degenerate if you've ever had premarital sex. both men and women who engage in promiscuity are shamefully base creatures in need of retribution

If you do it and get divorced for something like 50k don't say I didn't tell you!

>>35965283
This, desusenpai. I'm not asking for much, but I can't even get that.

>>35964520
It will happen mate, fat chicks have a lovely ptsonality and generally bigger tits and more adventurous as they feel like you.

Plus you can shame them into losing a bit of weight until they leave you for a man.

>>35965656
t. knows a dozen porn stars by name

>>35964520
I lost my virginity on Friday night at 19 years old.
>went to party at student accommodation on St Patricks day
>got shitfaced and made conversation with a shy looking girl who wasn't talking to anyone
>she brings me to her room
>make out and get a blowjob
>she says we will have sex later
>I decide to leave because I was too afraid of being shit at sex and her finding out I was a virgin
>message her inviting her over to mine for a movie
>make out and she finds out I'm a virgin
>she thinks me being a virgin is a turn on
>agrees to come over again and fuck me as much as possible before the end of semester

Well at least I'm not gonna die a virgin now.