Picture of when my mother was 30 years old. What was your mother like?

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My mom at 16 yrs old with her Camaro in 1975.

I highly suggest you fap to your young-mom and imagine making her your sexual bitch. It's a truly enlightening experience

>>35956769

REPOST from /r/oldschoolcool

>>35956769
>her son is an autistic khv robot that browses a weeaboo image board

How did it all go so wrong? Single mother?

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>>35956733
She look like a man.

Cursed image
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep last night

>>35956899
fuck off turbonerd

>>35956769
How did you go wrong inheriting genes like that?

>>35956769
holy shit can i lick your moms butthole

>>35956899
>>>35956733(OP)
better safe than sorry desu

>>35956963

Her face is pudgy as fuck and her teeth look jacked up. She has a pretty great body but that doesn't translate well to her son but her fucked up face would

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>>35956733

By mom playing Euro handball in 1999.

>>35956769
>>35956733
My mom was pretty good looking too, but she was mentally ill. I'm too lazy to find, scan, and upload a pic from her year book. My dad was pretty autistic but they started living with each other when they were around 26.

>tfw Im a 29 year old kissless virgin.

>>35956998
>she looked like this in 99
What are you, twelve? Go away

>>35956769

always wondered how boys with hot mothers young lives were like, for me however i inherited bad genes from both parents, dad is ugly and horrible fat body shape, mom is ugly and too short and wierd body shape, this combines to make me and you have a wierd assed ugly fucking manlet that's lazy as fuck and i've developed a fat gut over the years

yay me.

>>35956824
>>35956963
>>35956967
>>35957013
>>35957040
>falling for poor bait this hard

Ever wondered that maybe you're virgins because you're too stupid to get a girl?

>>35956899
JAwiwin&88

>>35957040
Having a hot mom would be pretty beneficial. Even disregarding the genes, if your mom's hot she probably has a very active social life with other parents, so you'd be able to hang out with their kids constantly and you'd learn how to make friends at a very young age

My mom didn't have me until she was 36 so she never hung out with the other parents who were 10-15 years younger than her.

>>35956899
wu9egf9wvbw0in

>>35957024

Sorry typo. It's from 1996.

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>>35956899
go fucking off yourself faggot

>>35957071
>because you're too stupid to get a girl?

http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/intercourse-and-intelligence.php

>As with the other study there was a curvilinear relationship: students with IQs above 100 and below 70 were significantly less likely to have had intercourse than those in between

You're most likely to be a sex having person if you have below average intelligence, but are smarter than a retard.

In other words, if you're a nigger, you're more likely to have sex.

>>35956899
Literally ahhhbbb

>>35956818
I'm embarrassed that I recognised the pic from there

>>35957071
>not larping on the chins like a good anon

I'm seeing my gf in 3 hours too

>>35957175
Oh, and I forgot to add

>majored in political science
>according to Wellesly study, that major has the third highest percentage of virgins.
>Only beat by chemistry and math majors.

I have a worthless degree and I'm more likely to stay a virgin.

>tfw didnt major in studio art.

>>35956733
Holy fuck she's hot
Oreg

>>35956899
fuck you
origeingien

>>35956769
I guess you've never met your father.
She mustve been/is a slut

>>35956769

I'm going to bust a fat chunky nut to this later

Thanks anon

Before I was born my mom was 18 and cute as hell, got fucked and dumped by some 10/10 douchebag Chad gymbro, and was too stupid or poor to get an abortion.
I honestly feel bad for her.

>>35958438
This is me too but my dad wasnt a chad. Enjoy your chad genes.

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>>35956733
The one on the right is my mother when she was 22 and the baby is me.

>>35956733
I'd fuck your mum!

>>35956899
dubssssssszszzs

>>35956733
6.5/10
>>35956769
fake
>>35956998
5.75/10
>>35958828
jennifer connelly/10

>>35956998
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>>35958828
>father noticeably absent

>>35956817
I do this both to my young-mom and my old-mom, I'd love to fuck her no matter the age.

>>35956769
[Boards of Canada intensify]

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>>35959037
>>35958828

If this jew looking trap is what you call a Jennifer Connely you can go suck a horse cuck. BTFO OF MY JEN WAIFU DONT YOU FRICKING DARE CALLING THIS JEWISH ANTI-MILF AS MY WAIFU IS NAMED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35959081
he obviously took the photo. how do you think they sailed the yacht without crashing?

>>35959119
>having a Hollywood whore as your waifu
you're a muppet with no taste

>>35956899
Fuck you You fucking fuckaroo reeeeeeeee

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>>35959081
Here's my father, doing his thing
And >>35959210 (thanks) explained everything.

>>35959360
Shes the only reason im still alive though

>>35959377
Your dad seems alpha despite not being the best in the looks dept.

>>35956733
Such a MILF

>>35959454
Fuck off from my dad you cunt

>>35956899
Zzzzzjsuauaajajaiaha ngggers

>>35959617
Jij bent stom

>>35959494
did he dangle you out a window like Michael Jackson did to his kids too?

fuck your dad faggot.

>>35956899
Fuck you original 17

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>>35956733
>>35958828
This is the most original post

>>35956733
My mom...
Appaerently she was a criipling drug addict at one point as a mother and it is a huge dark family secrecy

>>35959377
i'm laughing my ass off at that photo
is ur dad paul rudd?

>>35956899
hkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjk

>>35959377
No wonder you're hangin out on roboto-san land

>>35956899
I gotta go back, back to the past, Samurai Fag.

>>35956899
damn u winnie

>>35959377
>he kept the kid instead of the fish

>>35956733
your mom is beautiful.

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>>35956769

TlME TO FAP!

>>35956733
Your mom was seriously cute.

>>35956899
wwweeeebbbbbbdurt

>>35959377
no wonder you're stuck here

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>>35956733

Here is my mother (karen) in 1958.
She is 16 in this picture.
She was pissed off at my uncle for taking her picture.
It was taken in my grandparents yard.
She was about 1 month pregnant with me.
She was forced to drop out of school and was sent to a Catholic Charity Home for Girls.
I was taken from her at birth and she never saw me.
She never told who the father was.
The DNA test I had done indicated that my father was either my grandfather or my uncle (the guy taking the picture).
I tracked down the family and met my mother's younger sister, she gave me this picture.
My Mom killed herself a year after I was born, she never got over having me taken away, my grandparents pretended nothing had happened.
Not even a grave for me to visit, since she had killed herself and been an unwed mother her cremains were tossed off a boat near Santa Catalina.

Love you still Mom.

>>35956899
oh hey there man what's uP?

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>>35956899
i cant argue with those dubs

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>>35956899
dasgfsdfsdf

>>35956899
For the love of god stop oregaloinop

>>35956769
Literally looks like it could be in a 70's car magazine.

>>35956899
hdyt

>>35956733
More pics of your mom pls. She looked good at 30

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>>35956899
Yeah, see what happens when danger dog catches you.

>>35956899
Itt everyone forgets about immunity cat

>>35956733
When my mom was 22 she was a hot punk rocker chick.

>>35956899
i fucked your mom
anon

>>35956899
alright sir

>>35956899
faaaaaagooottttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35956899

fuck you fils de pute

>>35956899
fuck you nigger

originano

>>35956769
God I miss this America

>>35956733
She is pretty, i want a girl like that in my life

>>35956899
My mom is already dead 9 years ago but just making sure reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35956899
Pls no

Orga nelio

>>35956899
pllllls no killz

I'm 30 and my mother is 71

>>35956899
Take this (you) and shove it up your faggot ass

>>35956899
i'm very tired, please be okay mom ;_;

>>35959118
>[Boards of Canada intensify]
I don't get it

>>35956733
your mom looks like the older version of a hs crush of mine. nice.

>>35957175
TLDR niggers are promiscuous

>>35956899
Mama nooooo

>>35961971
Jesus. Enough detail to be believable.

>>35959118
Boards of Canada is the weird kid that would stare into space and pick dandelions while everyone else was playing baseball and would later come to be understood as schizophrenic.

This is more like [Mungo Jerry intensifies] or whatever 70s Chads listened to.

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>>35961971
Don't know if bait or not but similar thing happened to me. Except that my mother is alive I think. My foster parents used to bit the shit out of me for fun and now I have a brain damage and is a virgin. The sad thing is that I'm quite attractive. I hear that a lot. But I'm a) too low confidence beta to do something about it and b) literally a retard with brain damage due to beatings

>>35956733

Pretty hot, how's she look like

>>35961971

Wew lad pretty hardcore

>>35959377
He seems like a cool father to have :(
I wish I hade one

>>35956899
Oh god damn it I was lurking

>>35956899

Everytime I see one of these I always hope it'll come true

It never does

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>>35957175
>tfw to smart to have sex

orwezgano

>>35961971
You and my mom are the same age, what is a guy in his late 50's doing here?

>>35956899
Fuckin' fagget

>>35956899
Reply originigga

>>35956899
Hxhfg hfhft fyshfifb gyfj

>>35956769
I'm jealous you got to suck on those tits as a baby.

>>35962264
OP said that pic was from 1975. How old are you?

>>35956899
i m gonna reply just to be safe

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sister, mom and me

>>35956899
Fug you Winnie :-DDDD

>>35956769
Your mom got fucked out whenever she demanded it. She probably had two or three dicks a day, depending on how she felt.

My gf looks similar and she gets a lot of cock. All women are whores, it's biological.

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>>35956899
Al these fags falling for that bait >>35956769

>>35956899
pls no lord help me

>>35964734
>You and my mom are the same age, what is a guy in his late 50's doing here?

Embracing my master level wizardness

Just having a good time.

Nice to see that time changes but so much stays the same.

>>35956899

oh damn, even dubs too

>>35961971
Will you be my husband? I have a thing for way older guys. And we have similar stories.

>>35959377
LMAOOOOOO THAT PHOTO MADE ME KEK HARD

>>35956899
Can't risk the dubs ombre

>>35961971

Real feels.

Sorry that happened, anon.

>>35956769
If I had a time machine I'd bang her in that car with a chronologically relevant song playing in the background.

Balls eould be completely drained.

>>35956769
that 75 tho

>>35956733
A dumb whore who cheated on my dad,and this led to them divorcing when I was a year old and this probably was one of the reasons I`m a robot to begin with.

>>35956733
>What was your mother like?
Rotting
She's dead

>>35956899
It's all gone wrong

Save me immunity anything

>>35956899
fuck your cursed images

>>35956733
Your mom is my type.

>>35956818
>>35957180
>this is the average 4chan user now

Not good.

>>35956899
nice repeating digits

oregano

>>35957232
>I'm seeing my gf in 3 hours too

Gotta give her time to recover after getting fucked by her bull, right, you fucking cuck?

>>35957175
>le I'm a virgin because I'm smart meme
Those stats are from high school, moron. Obviously they don't apply to real life.

>>35958828

Can you post more of her please?

>>35956899
You are not a nice lad

My mom was really pretty but not so witty and my father is one smart motherfucker but not so handsome. Guess what genes I got father's looks and mother's wits

>>35956899
okiasefsd

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>>35966799
Alright... Altho your intentions dont seem clean to me.
I was still in her stomach here

>>35966996

They're not entirely clean, your mum was hot as hell. Please show more.

What's your relationship with her like? I've always wondered what it's like to have a youthful, attractive mummy.

>>35956899
you are a faggot and i hope you die from anal fissures
originali petroleum

>>35956899

Howay man.

>>35966797
>At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.
Given your reading comprehension, I take it you lost your v card at 13.

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>>35956899
GOT YAH NIGGA

>>35956899
The woman I spoke to today was not my mother?

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This was 1997-ish when she was in her early 20s.

.. I was still a baby.

>>35968332

Post more. Will you post a current photo, btw?

>>35968407
kill yourself you fucking reddit cock sucker

>>35964298
post pic
how are you retarded?

>>35956899
Why do they even let you faggots browse this website

>>35959786
im the guy that posted the pic, not this moron >>35959494

But yea he is quite alpha, he's been a chad his whole life and even today he considers himself the best at everything and no one can tell him otherwise. It has its ups and downs,
And his looks are great, you just cant tell in the pic.

>>35968597
there should be an automatic ban for anyone who replies to one of those your your mother will die posts, you're are all disgusting retarded children.

>>35956899
FUcking normiepooh reeeeeeeee

>>35968722
I hope your mother gets cancer and aids and fucked by a pack of niggers

>>35956899
Fuck I hate normies. FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOO

>>35968762
kill yourself normalfag kid, why are you even replying to him?

>>35968761
she already has cancer go get fucked by niggers

>>35956899
pls gtfo

>>35956899
Daje

>>35968951
so you replied to that post knowing you dumb cunt mother is going to die shortly anyway? probably a good thing, she won't be shitting out any more retarded little faggots like you.

>>35968985
that's a good point I give you that breeding is evil

>>35959377
Place looks greek-italian

>>35959377
The birth of a robot, thanks for sharing this anon

>>35956899
Shut up faget

if you don't answer to this message your mother will get cancer and her corpse will get raped

>>35969372
you're the real faggot, filthy fucking cock smoker

>>35956899
czxczxcasdasdasdasdasqweqwe bump

>>35956899
fuck off you cunt hope you get bowel cancer